town with cyn.

TOWN.

i saw this fucking nice car!!


town with cyn today. AS USUAL, the woman was LATE. so i aint so stupid to stand at Orchard MRT to wait for her. came down from Suntec, and in the end, she had to wait for me. walked to Cine from there. played pool. and there was this bunch of SUPER CHEENA AH LIANS who kept staring at our direction and sniggering at us.

TO THE BUNCH OF CHEENA AHLIANS:

YOU DISGUST ME OH-SO FUCKING MUCH. AND I SERIOUSLY COULDNT BE BOTHERED ABOUT WHAT THE FUCK YOU THINK OF MY FRIEND AND I. IF YOU'RE UNHAPPY THAT ITS JUST THE TWO OF US TO ONE TABLE AND THAT THE WHOLE LOT OF YOU HAVE TO SHARE YOURS. THATS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM. DUN LET ME SEE YOU AGAIN UPCLOSE OR I'LL SLAP YOU WITH A TENNIS RACKET.

went for dinner after our pool game. ate at Bombers. and we got this two seater which was right beside a glass wall, and if the person inside gets up and pushes his/ her chair out too fast it will result in a huge "bang" on the glass wall and thus giving the person outside a huge shock.
and guess what, the person outside was ME. and the second time it happened i was ready to scream bloody murder. so cyn and i devised a way to react if it happens again.
Way 1:
Turn around and go. CHEEBYE LA!

Way 2:
Use the nearest glass item and smash it against the wall.

Way3:
Use the nearest chilli sauce bottle and smash it against the wall. then grab a handful of sauce and smear it on your neck. This will result in scaring the person to think that his/her inner energy is that powerful to make the glass bottle cut your neck.

Way4:
Use the nearest glass item and smash it against the table and hand sign.
ONE
LAST
TIME
AND
I
SWEAR
YOU'RE
DEAD
* the above methods require adult supervision and should not be taken lightly. DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME.*

Photos at Bombers.




went home after that. got on the train and immediately this stupid bitch in it wanted attention. cyn walked in and the girl nudged her guy friend and asked him if he wanted her. and obviously i SAW it. so she suay la. she was fucking acting like a mamasan. and cyn told her indirectly to grow up. so she turned over and gave me the classic i-shall-attempt-to-roll-my-eyes-at-you-and-wish-you-werent-here face.

TO THE STUPID BITCH:

I KNOW THAT YOU FUCKING LIVE IN KHATIB. DUN EVER LET ME SEE YOU AGAIN. OR I SWEAR FUR WILL FLY. YOU ARE SUCHA ATTENTION SEEKER. SERIOUSLY DUN EVER LET ME SEE YOU AGAIN OR I'LL SLAP YOU WITH A PIECE OF HOT STEAK.

*the above warning(s) were soley thought of in mind with no intention of being carried out. unless otherwise provoked. =)*

to M:
you are a typical guy who cannot stand lesbianism. no point apologising. damage is done and words cannot be taken back. we can never move our friendship any higher that what we have now. and stop smsing me all the time because i DO have other things to do then waiting for your smses. and STOP reading my blog entries because i dun like it. =)