Thursday, August 31, 2006

Clubbing.

Clubbing on Ladies Night was fun! Xia made me go sing K with her Rp schoolmates. I felt quite out of place. I dun even like to sing K. If i'm at Kbox, i'll drink and not sing. But then again, its not Altivo anymore. So i only had one mug of Tiger. They sang like mad okay. I swear, they are worse then my Altivo people. At least we drink and sing. They sing and sing and sing as if tmr would be the end of the world and that there are no more songs avaliable.

I was pretty amazed by them.

We headed down to Devils for Ladies Night! Met up with Sheila at Muddys then we went for supper at Mac. I was telling them all about PengBo aka Pubor and the nonsense he ever did in Altivo. Sheila hear until scared. I shant elaborate because its a freaking long story.

We left Mac at 3am for Devils. The RnB was fucking POWER. The first thing we did was to go grab drinks. But the bartender was like pushing Heineken at me when i havent even decided what drink i wanted. So i just took the beer and asked for my favourite Burbon Coke. The Burbon is damn gao (alot), just the way i like it. So i had like two drinks with me. Sheila and Xia both got Vodka Cranberry. Sheila's Vodka Cranberry like got no vodka like that, its as if she asked for cranberry juice. Tasteless i say.

So we made our way through the whole crowd, which consist of mostly malays and more malays. I wonder why there was so many of them that night. It might have been an underground party that i didnt know about i guess.

So we squeezed our way through the people mountain people sea and got to the other side. We got this random table and sat down for awhile. Then off we went to dance. I must seriously emphasize the power RnB okay. Its really fucking good, although the Dj repeated some of the songs. Which annoys me alot really.

Then Mirame or Lo Que Paso Paso came on and i was like lip-synching the tamil/hindi words happily when some random cheebye pushed me. Okay, he could have said excuse me or something. But he chose to push me, the cheebye. At that point of time, when he pushed me, i stopped lip-synching abruptly and my face changed on the spot.

KNN.

I was one annoyed bitch, i swear.

Danced till 5am then we decided to go get more drinks. But there wasnt anymore for us, so we went to the toilet, passed this two policemen and i got a shock please. Then it was slacking time at the first floor, just smoking and talking.

I was talking to Sheila when i saw this person out of the corner of my eye. I turned.

And i jumped, literally.

She gave me a scare because she wasnt moving. She also didnt register me staring at her in shock till like 45seconds later. THEN she moved. I was half afraid that she wasnt human okay. Thank God she's real.

So i continued talking to Sheila when i saw this hand waving at me from an inhuman height.

CHEY.

Some African American on the stairs. Not funny please. So he beckons me to go over.

Sidetrack:
I'm the girl and he BECKONS me to go over? KNN CHAO TURTLE.

Anyway, i walked over to the stairs and the conversation went like this.

Me: "Yes?"
Him: "I've noticed you ever since i got here."
-Cue panic stricken face-
Me: "You have?"
Him: "Yeah, so whats your name?"
Me: "Fiona."
Him: "WOW."
-Cue confused face-
Him: "So can i get to know you?"
Me: "No."
Him: "Why?"

Sidetrack:
They ALWAYS ASK WHY. They never take NO for an answer.

Me: "Because i'm taken."
Him: "Your boyfriend is one lucky guy."
Me: "I guess...My imaginary boyfriend.-softly-"
Him: -nods-
Me: "Okay, bye."

Now its confirmed that i attract Nerds and African Americans. Why dun have handsome boys like this?





Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Bored Bored.

Its LADIES NIGHT! I'm going to do some major clubbing tonight. Paint the town red and everything with Xia. Okay, that was so random. But i had to say it. I was bored.

So i havent been to school for oh-so-long. I want to go, but i never seem to be able to wake up. I'm sucha pig sometimes, or rather most of the time. But fret not! I have a letter from my mommy explaining why i'm absent. =)

Good news, i just won this iten from ebay. Its a cherry LV wallet! I like! But i wanted this red Braun Buffel wallet in the first place. But it got SOLD, which makes fiona a sad sad fiona. Its okay, i curse that person who bought it to lose it. =)

Okay. I'm officially bored to tears. Xia's in town already and i'm nowhere near prepared to get out of the house.

Saturday, August 26, 2006

Devil Wears Prada.

I went down to town today for Yv's interview. They screwed up my interview for last year, so i didnt get to be a TF, which was quite sad because i wanted to be one quite badly. So its up to this year then! I'm going back to Yv! My first love.

So the interview was pretty weird, because they asked weird questions see. So i had to like think up of creative answers in like 3seconds. Of all things they made me do, they made my brain suffer okay. I'm like so old and i'm suffering because of that. Then when my interview was over, it was Kimchoo's turn. So i went back upstairs to get my cigs.

I was holding my cigs when one of the Ace people went "EH! You smoke ah!". I'm like DUH! IF now why am i holding a pack of Viceroys? As if i bought them to play pick-up-sticks or something. These people can be so ignorant sometimes. Daniel, Kimchoo and i left for Cine after her interview for dinner. We were so hungry, so we settled on Pastamania. We had a very enriching conversation in Pastamania which ended when we decided to go walk walk, like duh.

Then they both wanted to leave for home and leave me all alone waiting for Bedah. I met Neh's friend, Samuel who's biking around and showing off. I dun really care anyway. I went over to Specialist's because i wanted to draw money. But hell, i couldnt find a single POSB around. I was one annoyed person.

Then Bedah and Jason arrived. First thing Bedah made me do was to buy cigs for her. Then we hung out at Cine for awhile till i complained i was bored. So we decided to watch a movie. The Devil Wears Prada. Its a fucking good show i say. Five boobs, well worth your money. Halfway into the show, i realised that i've been in that situation before. It was during the council days where i had to follow the BIG MAN around with a organiser and a pen, writing down everything he told me to do. The deja vu was there.

So i could like see the whole generalised picture while watching the movie. I must say it was quite the enriching experience to see it. So i'm glad we didnt watch Ghost Game. Although i wanted to watch it badly. So too bad.

I wanna watch Ghost Game later!

And i have an interview at Muddy's later. Plus tution in the morning. =(

Thursday, August 24, 2006

Survey. I was bored.

7 random things about myself:
  1. I get annoyed easily.
  2. I wear black most of the time.
  3. I get kick ass drunk on beer.
  4. I hate school.
  5. School hates me.
  6. I laugh for no apparent reason sometimes.
  7. I think i'm weird.
7 things that scare me:
  1. My reflection. I bet you are scared of your own reflection too.
  2. Mel's driving.
  3. Mitchell when he's angry.
  4. Ken when he's drunk, i scared i have to wait for him to wake up.
  5. Ghost houses.
  6. Kevin Phua. He has this weird thing of peering into your face.
  7. Losing my phone.
7 random songs at the moment:
  1. Benny Benassi's Satisfaction.
  2. Evanescence's My Immortal Vr 2.
  3. Be in Tokyo- Tokyo Drift
  4. Big Bad Love- EuroTrance Productions.
  5. Pussy Cat Dolls- Buttons
  6. Daddy Yankee- Lo Que Paso Paso
  7. David Usher's Black Black Heart.
7 things i like most:
  1. Shiny stuff
  2. Crowns
  3. Funny belt buckles.
  4. My boobs, okay i said it for fun.
  5. The orange car in Tokyo Drift. Lotus Something. I forgot.
  6. Ghaz's eyelashes.
  7. Mel's smell.
7 things i say most:
  1. Chao turtle.
  2. For what?
  3. Are you mad?
  4. Go away!
  5. I dun like you.
  6. You shut up.
  7. I'm going to sue you.
7 people to do this:
  1. Bedah
  2. Gaybriel
  3. Sheila
  4. Xia
  5. Russell
  6. Your mother
  7. Whoever.

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

MSN conversation with Ernest.

See! People like Yiwen has decided to help me with my Maths. I feel loved! Yay! Now, wouldnt it be nice if i passed and i photocopy my results to throw at their faces? Okay, i shall not be so mean. I'm a very nice person actually, NOT.

I wanted to go to school badly today, but i woke up with a fever and i thought i was gonna die. Its like the same situation earlier this year where i told Bedah that i'll die before my eighteenth birthday. How interesting i say. So i think i'll die before my nineteenth birthday, since Mel says i'll die young. HAHAHAHA.

I was listening to Cascada-Miracle. Then i thought of Mel and laughed. Techno is such emo music really. Trance is probably the bomb because it makes you feel like you're in Genting. I like!

I swear i'm a bimbo. I think Jean passed her diesease to me okay. You see this Jean! Yes, you see, MJ told me ytd that from Wednesday onwards, its holidays till 11Sept where we start prelims. So Bedah comes and askes me when the school is celebrating Teachers' day. I stun for like five seconds then i told her tmr. But tmr is like 24th Aug. So its like abit nonsensical if we celebrate Teachers' Day. So i start panicking and smsing half the world asking about school tmr and shit like that. Then i realised that MJ was talking about next week. '________'

KNS.

The following is a long long conversation between Ernest and me. He's the most no shyness person after Mel okay. I swear.

Read on.

Fionie Jade Dragons. says:
i think if you walk anywhere, one pile of shit will hit you
Fionie Jade Dragons. says:
so KNS lor

Elshenderific - i hope that when you die, you die in pain or suffering says:
NO LOH
Elshenderific - i hope that when you die, you die in pain or suffering says:
WON'T ONE LOH
Elshenderific - i hope that when you die, you die in pain or suffering says:
THE SHIT COME MY WAY WILL AVOID ME ONE
Elshenderific - i hope that when you die, you die in pain or suffering says:
HOMING

Fionie Jade Dragons. says:
who the hell or what the hell?

Elshenderific - i hope that when you die, you die in pain or suffering says:
ever heard of a homing missle ?
Elshenderific - i hope that when you die, you die in pain or suffering says:
it follows the target until it hits it ?

Fionie Jade Dragons. says:
ORH
Fionie Jade Dragons. says:
CHEY
Fionie Jade Dragons. says:
i tot what

Elshenderific - i hope that when you die, you die in pain or suffering says:
NOOB

Elshenderific - i hope that when you die, you die in pain or suffering says:
i think i can replace the word noob with your name already
Elshenderific - i hope that when you die, you die in pain or suffering says:
WAH LAU EH JEAN
Elshenderific - i hope that when you die, you die in pain or suffering says:
WHY YOU SO FIONA ONE
Fionie Jade Dragons. says:
THANKS
Elshenderific - i hope that when you die, you die in pain or suffering says:
welcome !
Elshenderific - i hope that when you die, you die in pain or suffering says:
i just wanted to say how fiona you are
Fionie Jade Dragons. says:
you shut up okay
Fionie Jade Dragons. says:
i'm not that noob
Fionie Jade Dragons. says:
you are
Fionie Jade Dragons. says:
viceroy new packaging

Elshenderific - i hope that when you die, you die in pain or suffering says:
i'm not that fiona okay


Part TWO.

Elshenderific - i hope that when you die, you die in pain or suffering says:
you wait
Elshenderific - i hope that when you die, you die in pain or suffering says:
i ask my lawyer send you love letter tomorrow

Fionie Jade Dragons. says:
LOVE LETTER?
Fionie Jade Dragons. says:
you think chinese new year arh

Elshenderific - i hope that when you die, you die in pain or suffering says:
not the chinese new year goody fiona

Fionie Jade Dragons. says:
you dun come here and be a cb arh

Elshenderific - i hope that when you die, you die in pain or suffering says:
*shakes to reggae*
Elshenderific - i hope that when you die, you die in pain or suffering says:
neh ni neh ni bu bu
Elshenderific - i hope that when you die, you die in pain or suffering says:
tml my lawyer send you 'love letter'
Elshenderific - i hope that when you die, you die in pain or suffering says:
you die fiona
Elshenderific - i hope that when you die, you die in pain or suffering says:
you die


I cut and copied the conversation to Jean.

Fionie Jade Dragons. says:
she doesnt know whats love letters can

Elshenderific - i hope that when you die, you die in pain or suffering says:
LOVE LETTER GOT TWO KIND OMFG FIONA
Fionie Jade Dragons. says:
got meh?

Elshenderific - i hope that when you die, you die in pain or suffering says:
FIONA AH FIONA

Fionie Jade Dragons. says:
got square and round?

Elshenderific - i hope that when you die, you die in pain or suffering says:
*slaps forehead*
Elshenderific - i hope that when you die, you die in pain or suffering says:
one is the cny goody
Elshenderific - i hope that when you die, you die in pain or suffering says:
can eat one
Elshenderific - i hope that when you die, you die in pain or suffering says:
the other is what people write to their crushes ?
Elshenderific - i hope that when you die, you die in pain or suffering says:
OMFG
Elshenderific - i hope that when you die, you die in pain or suffering says:
THAT IS SO BASIC CAN

Fionie Jade Dragons. says:
CHEY
Fionie Jade Dragons. says:
i tot what weird cny goodie shape or what lah

Elshenderific - i hope that when you die, you die in pain or suffering says:
fiona...
Elshenderific - i hope that when you die, you die in pain or suffering says:
i'm throughly disappointed in you

Fionie Jade Dragons. says:
what lah

Elshenderific - i hope that when you die, you die in pain or suffering says:
you've been mixing around with jean too much

Fionie Jade Dragons. says:
i think so too.

Elshenderific - i hope that when you die, you die in pain or suffering says:
you two are the epitome of noobness

Fionie Jade Dragons. says:
no
Fionie Jade Dragons. says:
where got
Elshenderific - i hope that when you die, you die in pain or suffering says:
there
Elshenderific - i hope that when you die, you die in pain or suffering says:
got liao
Elshenderific - i hope that when you die, you die in pain or suffering says:
*points to you*


I cut and pasted more of the conversation to Jean.

Elshenderific - i hope that when you die, you die in pain or suffering says:
pasting everything to jean will not help
Elshenderific - i hope that when you die, you die in pain or suffering says:
she same case as you

Fionie Jade Dragons. says:
hahahahahhaha
Fionie Jade Dragons. says:
she tell you arh
Fionie Jade Dragons. says:
she dun understand also.


This part is when Ernest gets to the point of no shyness. I cannot take it.

Elshenderific - i hope that when you die, you die in pain or suffering says:
i swear man
Elshenderific - i hope that when you die, you die in pain or suffering says:
i'm too cute for words

Fionie Jade Dragons. says:
FUCK YOU
Fionie Jade Dragons. says:
no shyness

Elshenderific - i hope that when you die, you die in pain or suffering says:
really
Elshenderific - i hope that when you die, you die in pain or suffering says:
i think if i grab a bowl and look at it long enough
Elshenderific - i hope that when you die, you die in pain or suffering says:
the bowl will grow eyes and cry

Fionie Jade Dragons. says:
HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAH

Elshenderific - i hope that when you die, you die in pain or suffering says:
and ask god why i'm so cute

Fionie Jade Dragons. says:
dbl fuck you


He decides to replace the word noob with my name. Hence the following.

Fionie Jade Dragons. says:
i'm like lost

Elshenderific - i hope that when you die, you die in pain or suffering says:
you always are
Elshenderific - i hope that when you die, you die in pain or suffering says:
that's why i say you're so fiona !
Elshenderific - i hope that when you die, you die in pain or suffering says:
FIONA FIONA FIONA FIONA

Fionie Jade Dragons. says:
huh?
Fionie Jade Dragons. says:
WTF LA


SEE! He's full of shit! I think next time i see him and he opens his mouth, all the shit will fall out.
Or else he eats too much corn, too corny already.

School today.

I went to school at 10am this morning. I was super late for school. The security guard couldnt be bothered with me even. He just gave me the green form and continued talking on his phone. So i filled up the form and procceeded upstairs to class. I caught sight of familiar faces when i passed the lab, so i detoured and went in. Apparently, my class was in the lab for Physics. So i walked in and everyone stopped in their tracks.

Apparently they were extremely shocked to see me in school. Okay, i got the point that you guys dun see me alot these days, so that explains why the surprised looks. So i got through the rest of school alright till it was the last two periods. It was supposed to be Chinese but i'm not retaking so i got two periods free! Then i was notified of going to the library for Maths. I went into the library and joined MJ in doing some Maths. I didnt have any idea what i was supposed to do there at all. Then i turned and snuck a peek at Janice, she motioned for me to join them at that table where Mrs G was teaching. So i went and plopped myself on the chair.

Mrs G turned and told me the table was full. I was quite taken aback. So does that mean the chair i just sat on was for a certain "someone"? Mad i say. She then told me that Mr Y told her that i'm not coming to school anymore and that i dun need her help. I stun somemore. So now i'm being denied to the teachings of Maths just because a certain Mr Y said so?

WOW.

So this is what i paid my school fees for. Gone were the days when i will take my punishment without a word and not fighting for my own rights. When you reach a certain point in life, you'll understand what i mean. Okay, so no Maths for me. They think i will die or something. I can always get help from anyone else. I dun necessary need help from the certain you. I owe you nothing. I dun see you guys around when i'm all depressed and insomniac. So what's the point of reprimanding me now? You think its gonna work? Sorry, you knocked at the wrong door.

I believe that i can make it no matter what. It is how much effort i put in for the next 60days that will show on my results slip next year. I'll look down on you people then. Tuh to you guys.

I did some Maths revision on my own before heading out of the library. I was surprised to see that Kimchoo was calling me and that she was in school. So i made plans to join her and her bf at Khatib Mac to do some studying. Okay, we didnt do much talking because we were all from neighbourhood schools and that we had like alot of stories to tell. At one point of time, the nonsense that Jer and Jiajun came up with were too much.

Jer ordered a meal from the Mac girl who was holding this PDA. She took his order and she kept reappearing at odd times to ask him his drink and sauces. So obviously Jer got a scare everytime she did that, until he kept looking over his shoulder on impulse. I laughed really loudly at his expression. Then for some apparent reason, he started talking nonsense.

Jer: "Imagine if she ask me if i wanted fish with my filet?"
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
Jiajun: "Or chicken wings with your Mcwings."
Me: -tearing-

It was fucking funny, i swear. What kind of stupid shit do they come up with nowadays? I was very amused and entertained by their jokes and nonsense.

We left at 10pm to go home.

I'm so gonna miss Mdm Ho yelling my name.

Monday, August 21, 2006

English Orals.

I think i screwed up my Distinction for English Orals. Thanks to Daram.

Daram, Junan and i were talking in the waiting room and we talked about alot of different topics, like what happens to Daram if he's nervous and nonsensical fights. So Daram proceeds to explain what happens when he's too fluent in reading the passage. Its like if he's too fluent, he tends to skip some words and he'll only realise after finishing like a whole parargraph. Then he'll jam brake at wherever he's reading and stop there. Its like leaving people at the climax of something you were saying.

Junan and i laughed like mad. Its was hilarious to see Daram explaining himself. Then we started talking about the fights we've witnessed and how silly they all were. So i was quite entertained by what Daram and Junan said. Then Koon Beng went out so i was like preparing myself for my turn. So when Koon Beng was in the room, i was quite bored and i started looking at my surroundings. Then when it got to my turn, i went in and started reading the passage.

Then i started laughing!

I cant help it. I was reading and then Daram's face came to mind and i just started laughing! Can you imagine i was reading and laughing at the same time?! Then picture discussion was a horror because i kept using words like "kinda" and "like".

Shit.

For conversation, the moment she told me the topic, i forgot it. I was blabbering away like a mad bitch. I can say goodbye to my Distinction already. I screwed my orals up. Then again, i might still get my Distinction because my Chinese is so broken and i still got a Merit. Cheers to being me i say.

I rock.

Sunday, August 20, 2006

Ghost House Expedition.

It was a ghost house expedition ytd. Sheila and Gaybriel the two mad people who insisted that we should go on such an expedition during the seventh month. I didnt know of such plans till 530 and i must say i was into going for such things. So Neh was on MSN with me and she kept telling me that the haunted estate was at Kranji, according to Gaybriel. But i was told by Mel that it was near Lim Chu Kang. So obviously i was insisting that the place was located at LCK when Neh was insisting that it was at Kranji because of Gaybriel. It was a mad thing to be arguing about, really. So i told Neh to tell Gaybriel to go Kranji and be a HORSE. He can eat grass for all i care.

Then Neh asked me to go down to town and meet them. But the thing was that after meeting in town, the whole bunch was coming to CCK. And CCK is like seven MRT stops away from where i stay, so why the fuck would i want to go to town then come back down to the west again? Thats mad i say. Apparently i was supposed to go down to town to plan the night's outing with the rest of the people. I'm like, FOR WHAT? I didnt know go haunted house must plan one. So we must plan at which corner to see ghost and which square metre to trip over something and fall? Bullshit i say. For what you plan?

So everyone met at CCK.

The whole bunch of us were smoking just outside the MRT station, so can you just imagine the amount of smoke? Then Neh decided to tell us that Xia was coming and that she was gonna reach around 2130. The guys nearly went mad with waiting. Xia only reached at 10plus see. So while we were all waiting for Xia, we all started making fun of Ken's mother's name. Apparently Sheila still thinks that Ken's mother sells sour or roasted pigs. We laughed non-stop. Then Neh decides to tell us that she wants to get another tattoo.

Neh: "Eh Fiona, i want to do another tattoo. You dun laugh."
Me: "Ohkay." -bites lower lip-
Neh: "I want to do a buddha head on my thigh."
Me: " '_____'
Neh: "I want the circle circle thing on top of the head."
Me: "HUH? So you just want the circles on your thigh?" -starts laughing-
Neh: -gives a sian face-
Sheila: "HUH?! You want the hair only?"
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHA!
Neh: -gives a even more sian face-
Mel: "Or is it the beads?"
Me: -laughs louder-
Neh: -dun feel like talking anymore-

Its fucking funny please. Can you imagine getting like the buddha's hair tattooed on your thigh? How hilarious will it look like? I dun want to go and think about it because i will laugh. Then Johan interrupts the conversation with a stupid sentence.

Johan: "Why not you do a GuanYin with a vase? The vase is the dick."

Everyone's face shrivels up. Then everyone starts laughing.

Then Xia finally got to CCK and we all left to take a bus down to LCK.

Once we got there, the haunted estate loomed up in front of us like a awesome monster waiting to eat us. It was so dark, I thought my eyes were closed. Okay, not true. Its because of the Bangala Longhouse that was located beside the house. They had like strong light shining into the estate. So at certain parts, we could see without any torches. We went around and up the blocks. There wasnt really anything to see because all the houses looked the same. Then we went to the marketplace/ hawker centre to have a look around.

Gaybriel: "Eh, what you want to eat."

Everyone stuns. Then everyone tells Gaybriel to "Mai lai."

So we passed the marketplace then we went to the back blocks where everything was pitch black. You cant see shit at all. We saw the playground on the way to the back blocks. It was kinda eerie because it was in half shadows. Then we made our way to where we started out. Neh was beside me and we were talking. Suddenly i see something on Johan's shirt and i grab Neh and point.

Both of us.
Neh: "Johan, theres like a lizard on your shirt."
Me: "Johan, theres like a finger on your shirt."

Johan jumped and Jj went behind him to have a look.

It turned out to be Johan's pendant. KNN. Scare us. Cb.

From there we left the estate. Then Sheila says that she needs to pee. So Mel suggests that we head over to the Bangla Longhouse and see if we can get a toilet. So i went with Sheila. But we werent allowed in because we were girls and that the bangras all walk around in their underpants and yadda yadda. So no choice, Sheila had to pee by the road, behind this tree. It was fucking hilarious really. We all laugh like mad.

Then we went to the bus stop to wait for the bus that never came. So we all started walking and then a cab came! The MNGs all got in with Gaybriel. Then we headed to CCK to wait for the guys. On the way, we stopped a cab and told him to go to LCK and get the guys, so that the guys didnt have to walk too far.

Us girls and Gaybriel then reached CCK and we all went to eat. Then the guys came along. After that, the guys insisted on going home. What spoilsports i say. I got annoyed and i started smoking like mad. Then NR3 came and they all got on except for Mel, Xia and me. I was gonna take a cab after Xia's sister came to pick her. But in the end, Xia's sister didnt want to come a pick her and Xia didnt want to waste money on cabs. Three of us ended up talking till 7am at CCK. Mel read Xia's palm for her and it was quite sad really. But its okay, MNGs for LIFE. We talked about alot of things and laughed non-stop.

At one point of time, Mel was like telling Xia what kind of person she is.

Mel: "Xia, you never trust people easily."
Me: "WHAT?"
Mel: "Xia never trust people easily?"
Me: -laughs- "I heard Xia never see people easily. So i was thinking she see ghost meh?"
Xia: "I heard Xia never see sharks before."

HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!

I think i nearly died. Then i pushed Xia. Okay, i dun know my own strength really. Xia actually fell with the chair and onto the floor! I laughed like no tomorrow. I memo-ed myself to sue Xia when i'm 21, but i forgot why i said that. I'm so annoyed just trying to remember what made me want to sue Xia.

Tsk. Old already.

Mel then told me that he percives that i dun have alot of friends. Mostly aquaintances, no close friends. There were alot of things he said that were true. Which is why i'm afraid of Mel in some ways. He can read me like a book and he knows exactly what i'm thinking of. He knows that i'm in depression and that i'm a perfectionist. How right. Then again, he's hardly wrong in reading me. All i remember after the five months that i was into Mel, is his smell. I'll miss it the most.

But then again, we must all move on no?

Out with the old and in with the new.

So I asked Mel to look into my eyes and read my mind. I was just thinking of a random thought and i was smiling away like a stupid bitch.

Mel: "You're thinking, Mel is an idiot."
Me: -covers mouth- "Fuck you. How the fuck did you know. Shit."
Mel: -grinning away- "Because yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda."

SEE! He's so weird and scary in that sense. He can read my mind. Shit, so if lets say i think if eating Swenson's Sticky Chewy Chocolate icecream, he KNOWS? Thats mad mind reading please.

At the ending of our whole nonsense conversation, Mel tells me this weird thing. He asked me to find a guy who can pamper me alot. It was then that i realised i needed someone to pamper me and show me alot of love. Its sad isnt it? Its your upbringing, your family environment that you grew up in that matters the most when you're all grown up and meeting new people. It is how your parents treat you that makes you want that love that didnt exist when you were younger. Yes, we all suffer some kind of damage in our years of growing up. But then again, its still up to us to find ways to overcome that emptyness thats gnawing at our hearts, isnt it?

And i woke up crying just now. I wonder why.

Saturday, August 19, 2006

Funny mails and the trannie. Chinese Results.

I decided to open my mail at Guide2Party today and i had like seven messages. I was randomly picking through them because i wanted to check out if i had any interesting ones.

WHAT? CANNOT MEH?

You'll do the same anyway, so dun you dare argue with that.

So i came across this mail that was titled "You look familiar." I was kinda depressed already because i was thinking how stupid can their pick-up lines get. I clicked on it and i jumped.

Not literally.

This guy that i have never seen before in the eighteen years that i've lived actually went like "Arent you one of the servers at Mt Faber?" This is not funny. I'm serious. You go try getting a shock like that.

So i'm like amazed that someone actually remembers me even though it was just a short stint at Altivo. How interesting. I'm very amused with that fact. Extremely amused.

On top of that, i have some very good outdated piece of news! I got my Chinese Os result back recently and i'm extremely glad and pleased and estatic and whatever to announce that i got a freaking C6.

I mean, CAN YOU BELIEVE I PASSED?!

Like, fuck you. I fucking passed Chinese! Now heres the best part. Are you ready? I got Merit for Orals! Thats like a fucking one grade away from Distinction! I swear i did not threaten the examiners to give me a better score. But hell, i sure did blabber alot in the examination room. They gave me some nonsense question asking my opinon about kids who sue their parents? I felt like telling them that i havent sued mine yet. I came up with alot of bullshit to tell them and i definetely used English in the whole conversation.

But hell, i passed! Yay. And i decided not to retake my Chinese because i dun have much time to study for my other subs.

On the down part was meeting up with the 4EBians at Chong Pang. I dunno if its me. But i've never really felt the connection between me and them. Its as if i was just there because i'm there. How sick. The looks i got when i started smoking. As if you guys didnt know i smoke.

I havent been to school in many days. The thing is, i want to go, but i can never seem to wake up in time due to insomnia. Yes, i have insomnia. Its kinda intense because i can never fall asleep before 4am and its killing me slowly from the inside. Okay, i must must must go to school on Monday. I cannot afford to not go anymore. Only 2months more. I shall live to see daylight!

I think i need to pee. As in like now. YES. The feeling's there.

I shall rant about something now. Lets see, what made me annoyed recently? Okay, nothing. OHMYFUCKINGGAWD. I remember now. See, some time back i went to Orchard Towers. First off, i'm not a kuay. So dun try your shits on me. A bunch of us went to OT to check out the tattoo studios there. Okay, sad to say that they all look quite fucked up so i dun really care. But the thing i must tell you people about is the trannies! I'm not against trannies and i've never disapprove of them. So i'm not insulting any of you"girls" if you happen to read this post.

I was on my way to the stairs when i saw this "lady" who had boobs that were bigger then mine. Now, this is an achievement because i've yet to encounter anybody who has boobs comparable to mine. She was in this black tube and her tits were like falling out. I SWEAR. What she did next made my brain slow down for three seconds. She was looking at her reflection and all of a sudden, she lifted one boob out of her tube and readjusted it back in its place again.

I was superbly horrified.

I was pretty traumatised by the whole thing and Shaik saw the entire threesecondbooblifting scene too! Both of us just looked at one another then we headed up to the third floor to discuss about it. Neh didnt see that "lady" when we were in the second floor so she didnt exclaim about anything. But when she looked over the railings, and saw the "lady's" boobs, she jumped back and gave me a blank stare. I laughed. I knew exactly what she was thinking of and i laughed.

Neh was going "Eh! Pan pua liap! Pan pua liap!" (roughly translated "half a boob" in dialect)

All my boys were checking the "lady's" tits from the third floor. I think they had a field day. It was intriguing to see the guys reactions. And basically Neh, Xia and i were like kuay lah. All the men looked at us with perverse stares. How annoying. I refuse to bow down to men being the superior gender. I shall go grow a dick with Viagra. Maybe not.

I'm itching to get another tattoo. My wishlist is updated with new stuff! =)

Friday, August 18, 2006

ABC.

(A is for age?:)::
18. LEGAL BABY.

(B is for beer of choice?:)::
Corona or Asahi.

(C is for career:)::
Event planner/ Someiler (someone who has a vast knowledge of wines)

(D is for your dog's name:)::
No dog. Got pigs. Can?

(E is for essential item you use everyday:)::
Lighter/ Zippo.

(F is for favorite song at the moment:)::
Benny Benassi's Satisfaction.

(G is for favorite games:)::
Hide and seek.

(H is for hometown:)::
Yishun. I dun stay in the armpit of Singapore.

(I is for instruments you play:)::
I've got fat fingers. Play what.

(J is for favorite juice?:)::
Orange/ Apple/ Grape.

(K is for kids?:)::
As long as they are cute, cuddly and dun cry. They're fine.

(L is for last hug?:)::
Mel.

(M is for marriage:)::
Its been predicted that i'll get married in my late 20s.

(N is for name of your crush:)::
Han aka Sung Kang in Tokyo Drift. Fucking Hot.

(O is for overnight camping stays:)::
Leadership camps!

(P is for phobias:)::
Cockroaches and prawns and their eyes. GROSS.

(Q is for quote)::
Live life the way you want to.

(R is for biggest regret:)::
Wasting time.

(S is for status:)::
Single and depressed. Dun touch me.

(T is for time you wake up:)::
630 when i need to go to school. Other then that its anytime.

(U is for underwear:)::
Yes, i do wear undies.

(V is for vegetable you love:)::
Sadly, its any vegetable except for bittergourd and some other random ones.

(W is for worst habit:)::
Getting annoyed easily.

(X is for x-rays you've had:)::
Countless. For braces and whatnot.

(Y is for yummy food you make:)::
I make good brownies. YES I DO.

(Z is for zodiac:)::
Aquarius.

Sunday, August 13, 2006

Mitch's, Ken's Birthday. Botanic Gardens.

My PDA officially sucks. It self deleted all the entries for my blog. Fuck PDAs.

Okay, my comp has been down for like five million years. So i'm officially up and running after today. I guess all you people are dead bored of reading the same entry over and over again. Plus feeling sadder and sadder everytime you read it no? Its all over already. Its been one heck of a six months since i've known Mel and i'm glad to say i'm still alive and full of humour.

First off, i want to re-wish Jena, Mitchie and Yong a HAPPY BIRTHDAY! They are officially aged 19, 18 and 17. How ironic really. I tried crashing Sec3 camp on the 4th, but too bad i wasnt allowed to stay. The reason why I'm still around is because i want to help my juniors get thru events and not get fucked by shits who dun even have basic communication skills. I have never and will not understand how the shits work. All they do is shout.

I went down to Mitch's birthday party after that. Thanks to Ken, we all had very interesting "rehearsals". He kept asking us to keep quiet and to stand by. So can you imagine the whole bunch of people crowding at the door, in various positions, just waiting to surprise Mitch. First rehearsal was because Ken thought Mitch was coming. Second was because some random grandma came up the lift and he thought it was Mitch. Third was because Jj, Guowei and Vone came up in a great big hurry, they gave us all a scare when they rang the doorbell. But the whole thing was a fucking joke i say. All i know is that we should not let Ken plan parties anymore.

So when Mitch finally came back. He was fiddling at the lock and everyone was super quiet and ribbon sprays and party poppers were held at ready. He opened the door and all hell broke loose. We let fly all the crazy ribbons and the party poppers like there was no tomorrow. Best of all, Mitch thought he was being ambushed by air rifles. It was hilarious and i laughed like mad.

The bomb of all bombs was still Guowei. He came into Mitchie's house wearing shades when it was all dark. Mitch's uncle asked him if he wanted the poppers and lifted the whole box for him. Instead of taking poppers fron the box, Guowei went and look for the poppers in the coasters under the box. I laughed and laughed like mad. I thought i was going to die.

Hilarious i swear.

So the party was in full swing and we all ate like mad. Then came the climax of the night when Gab got out this ankle spray thing. The thing is that you were supposed to spray some on a towel and inhale it thru your nose. I nearly died the first time i tried because the smell was damn hiam. But Guowei clamed the whole thing on my nose and i had to breathe so i didnt have a choice but to inhale the spray. I started laughing and laughing and the rest were like smothering me with pillows and what not. The spray makes you want to laugh and laugh non-stop. The whole bunch of us in the room tried the spray thing and all of us laughed and laughed. Sheila was the bomb because she stoned there for like 30seconds then she came to.

Neh came at a later time. She brought Bols Peppermint. Hurray! Liquer! As usual i had to mix the alcohol for them. We had the liquer with milk and it tasted not bad. Neh insisted that the one i mixed for her was too strong. But both me and Xia think its alright. We drank and drank like mad. There was so much beer and that bottle of Bols Peppermint. Then it got funny when we all played the Eraser game. Remember when you were little and theres this game where you had to flip the eraser onto another person's eraser so that you'll win? We played that and i never played that before in my whole entire life.

We finished the whole bottle of Bols and like five cans of beer just playing that. It was damn fun. Then Xia got super high and distracted. I had techno playing on my phone and she was like dancing to the beats. It was hilarious. Then Shaik had to throw up. His vomit looked like mutton curry and the best part was that there was no mutton curry served at the party. Xia got really dead drunk and she practically died under Mitch's block. I have a video and pictures, but i dun think i will upload it.

Neh and i sent Xia home and Xia threw up over me. Thanks i say. Then i cabbed home from Katong.

The next friday was Ken's birthday! We all met up at town then we decided where to go. Vone was already half gone when we met up so we all had to wait for her to be sober before moving on. I saw her nipples like twice please. I' like what the flying fuck really. We all headed down to Boat Quay and then i had to phuay for them to get somewhere. We all ended up at Link Bar where i finished like a quarter of the tequila at one go. My head decided to spin and i was halfway to getting drunk. Then us MNGs went to Liquid for some major Trance then we headed to Rush to meet Bedah then it was back to Boat Quay again. We ended up at the coffeeshop at 3plus in the morning and then we all left for home. I was one tired bitch please.

On Sat, we went to Botanic Gardens for a walk. We walked all the way from Wheelock Place to Gleneagles to Botanic Gardens. So imagine how far it was? We finally got there and there were bats around. On the way, the guys were talking about Jj's birthday.

Mel: "Oh, half the time i was upstairs in the room, chilling."
Jj: "Oh, half the time i was downstairs at the dancefloor, thor-ing (throwing up)."

I laughed like mad.

The whole trip to Botanic Gardens ended with Jj thinking that there was a McDonalds in Botanic Gardens and Neh thinking why Botanic Gardens was so run down with no flowers.

I laughed my guts out i swear. I love my people so much.