Saturday, November 14, 2009

Fucked day.

Mankind is definitely born fucking stupid, because nobody machine washes a fucking Bape jacket. Its a $600, limited edition, Bape jacket.

I really fucking hate it when anyone touches anything of mine without asking.

Now i'm crying like fuck and i dunno what to do.

Plus my day is really fucked, cos i dreamt of this fella that got pulled into a hole cos of the chain he was wearing. He got pulled in and was crushed by the moving propellers and his blood was like everywhere. I just know my first reaction upon seeing his chain get caught, is not to help him. It was the human instinct to run away.

I hid in a corner, stuffing my fingers in my ears, rocking my body so that i'll be distracted by the motion and not the sounds. But no, i could still hear it, the sound of blood splattering all over the walls/floor. I woke up and i was all curled up like a foetus, sitting on the corner of my bed, still rocking.

I told M about his jacket. He is damn sian and i'm still crying like fuck.

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Bar jokes.

Customer: Do you have anything to eat?
Bartender: Got ah. Tissue paper.

Customer: Do you know where is the nightlife?
Bartender: Why? You got no life ah?

Customer: Excuse me!
Bartender: Toilets are to your right.

Customer: I want whiskey on the rocks, no ice.
Bartender: What!!??