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its been a tensed day today. i have seriously no fucking idea why i have sucha childish classmate. Its as if she owned the school and that we as classmates owe her our past lives or something. i mean can you fucking believe that she's still angry over something that happened a week ago? Talk about a petty freak! She beats them all hands down. She refused to talk to any of us. Even me, when i've got nothing to do with the whole matter. So obviously me being a bitch at times, i ignored her to the max. I mean why should i bother to acknowledge her presence when she's pinning part of what happened last week on me? SIAO. The matter wasnt even my fault gawddammit. WAKE UP BITCH. WE DUN OWE YOU ANYTHING. The guys couldnt be bothered either. Seriously.

We spent the first two periods reminicing last Wednesday's events. Even Joanna who didnt go for the event gave no two hoots about that classmate's coldness after hearing the whole story. She even told me to ask that classmate to fuck off. Obviously i didnt do so, because i'ma civilised being. For the first time in almost two years, Miss Tok TOOK MC. MIRACLE LA. i swear she has NEVER taken an MC ever since she taught us in Sec3. This was a first for us to NOT see her. Then there was this new relief teacher, he looks fucking thai please. But he says he's malay. He pronounced Miss Tok's name as Miss TOOK. Fucking funny. I laughed till i cried. Anyway, updates on the converation that happened between the Police and Shawwai.

Policeman: ' Who's the tao [ head ] in Northland?'
Shawwai: 'HUHHHH!!??'
Policeman: ' Faster say. WHO?'
Shawwai: 'Dun know.'
Policeman: 'Recently YishunTown and Northland kup [joined] together izzit?'
Shawwai: 'HUHHHH!!!??? Got meh?'
Policeman: 'Northland got which dua pai kia [big gangster] ?'
Shawwai: 'How i know?'
Policeman: 'Northland got what gang?'
Shawwai: 'HUHH??!! They rojak one la. Charpalang anyhow only. Malay, Lians, Pai kia all got.'

I laughed my ass off when Shawwai repeated this conversation to the few of us that were there. Fucking funny. I mean why is the policeman asking such weird questions? SIAO. Like we know if Northland and YT got joined forces anot. The policeman is making us out to sound like big time gangsters sia. Another one was Joanna's sister, Jessica. Joanna, jessica and a group of their friends were hanging out. They had this one particular friend that looks and acts like a big time gangster but actually he's pretty much a guai kia and doesnt smoke. Lets call him P. So the convo went something like this.

Policeman comes over, looks at Jessica. She has her hair tied up and he checks out her multiple ear holes and nose stud.
Policeman: 'You still studying?'
Jess: 'Ya.'
Policeman: 'TECHnical arh?'
Jess: 'No, Normal Acad.'
Policeman: 'DUN BLUFF. Technical right?'
Even after what Jessica said, the stupid policeman still insisted that she's in the Technical stream. BUT, Jessica's in Normal Acad and she's in the BEST CLASS. The Policeman goes on to pick on P.
Policeman: ' Who got smoke here? All take out your cigarettes.'
Everybody acts blur and insists that they dun smoke. Policeman turns to P.
Policeman: 'YOU, take out all your cigarettes. I know you smoke.'
P: 'Huh? But i dun smoke what.'
Policeman: 'NoNoNo. Dun tell me all this rubbish. Take out all your cigarettes.'
P: 'But i dun have any.'

Somehow after hearing all the questions being asked by the policemen, i'm forced to conclude that policemen ask the FUNNIEST questions, and that they always ask the wrong people.


i'm fucking stressed now. i need a tattoo. Oei Joseph, i know i owe you a FREEXSOUL for your birthday. Its gonna set me back by $200. So i think i better start saving. =(

N Levels in 18 days. Save me!~