7 random facts about me.
1. I hate guys to touch my hair.
2. I'm too violent for a girl.
3. I have weird taste in men.
4. I'm an alchoholic, if i dun drink i get spasms.
5. I hate guys that refuse to take no for an answer.
6. I love to eat very very spicy food.
7. I love my MNGs
7 celebrity crushes.
1. Angelina Jolie
2. Christina Aguileria
3. Johnny Depp
4. Brad Pitt
5. -
6. -
7. -
7 qualities i want in a potential boyfriend/girlfriend.
1. Humour
7 things that scare me.
1. Blood donation needles. FUCKING huge.
2. Cockroaches, esp the flying ones. KA LIMPEI SI.
3. Bwang tattoos.
4. Losing my phone or wallet.
5. Melvin.
6. -
7. -
7 random songs at the moment.
1. Rompe by Daddy Yankee
2. Behind these Hazel Eyes by Kelly Clarkson
3. If i cant by Rupee
4. Kiss From a rose by Seal.
5. Beep by PCD
6. Tamale by Mr Vegas.
7. I didnt steal your boyfriend by Ashlee Simpson.
7 things i like the most.
1. Shopping
2. Tattoos.
3. Clubbing.
4. Spending time with MNG and the group.
5. Laughing.
6. Drinking alchohol/wine.
7.
7 things i plan to do before i die.
1. Cover my whole body with tattoos.
2. Living in a huge house, like the one in Call From a Stranger.
3. Get my driving license.
4. Go bungee jumping and extreme rockclimbing.
5. Donate my entire life's savings to some charity that has a worthy cause, not like NKF.
6. Travel around the world.
7. To die peacefully.
7 things i say the most.
1. Ka limpei si.
2. How the flying fuck i know.
3. Chao turtle.
4. Fuck la.
5. Fuck off and die.
6. Okay.
7. -
7 people to do this.
1. Whoever thats free.
Friday, April 28, 2006
Wednesday, April 26, 2006
You're the rainbow after the rain.
Its ironic how the whole matter blew up and everyone knows about it. Then after everything, both of us became closer and i spent 2 hours on MSN with him and he made me cry again. Fuck you. Yes, i did promise you not to be emo but the things you said were too much and i couldnt take it. To the hell with being strong, because this is the soft side of me. You are the guy that makes me go nuts okay? I called him after the convo and we talked for another 2 1/2 hours till dawn. My cellphone bills are gonna kill me, i swear.
Crying for 4D3N just for you didnt make anything better. I know you felt gulit when i told you, because you went all quiet after i told you. I dun know if you'll ever read this but yeah i'm crazy about you.
All the stuff that you told me on the phone made me realise some things. I still wanted to carry on talking to you even though my mother will kill me when she finds out how much my bill is plus i was fucking tired and running a temperature of 38degrees. But i still want to do it over and over again.
Crying for 4D3N just for you didnt make anything better. I know you felt gulit when i told you, because you went all quiet after i told you. I dun know if you'll ever read this but yeah i'm crazy about you.
All the stuff that you told me on the phone made me realise some things. I still wanted to carry on talking to you even though my mother will kill me when she finds out how much my bill is plus i was fucking tired and running a temperature of 38degrees. But i still want to do it over and over again.
Nightmare's over.
The nightmare's finally over. I can sleep well again. Its knowing that i might lose you as a friend made many sleepless nights. I can finally breathe easy knowing that you are not ignoring me no more. =)
I was suan-ed by everyone in chinese class today. Oh, so just because i said that i want to smack that taiwanese fella in the face means that i'm the one who is agitated? How so? Nonsense. I disagree totally. He deserves all the letters and mail that people write to him because he feeds on SCORN and FURY. The no good son of a bitch. How dare you. Ka Limpei Si.
I asked Mdm Ho where did she roll to, because i havent seen her for one whole week. She smacked me on the arm and said that she doesnt roll, she walks. I laughed. She's never lke that with Joey's batch, according to Joey that is. So i guess we're all lucky that we can play around with her and she wouldnt get angry. =)
I'm prolly gonna club one last time this Sat before my Mid years. I need to study and i need to quieten myself down and take away all the distractions. So all you chiongsters, leave me alone from the 4th to the 16th of May. I need all the time i can get get to work hard and get good results. But do sms me from time to time just to make sure i'm alive and kicking, or else i might have died and nobody realised.
Dwayne is a new friend. He's pretty tall and big. Not as in fat big. He's fierce when riled up, so dun try anything. Neh thinks that we two should get together. HAHA, NOT FUNNY NEH. But he's pretty funny and sweet, so i dun know. Come what may okay? I'm gonna bulid a wall around my heart and turn it into stone. I dun wish to cry like my dog died again, because once is enough to last me three mths. No way i'm going thru the whole thing again.
School was a kick today. We had a temperature check this morning and i submitted my temperature as 38degrees. I wasnt allowed to go home even when my body temperature was high. Mr Tan yelled at me in the canteen to go home when he saw me. I got a big fat shock of my life and i nearly died. Apparently he knows about my temperature and he thought i went home to get some rest. But my form teacher didnt say anything, so i didnt open my mouth and ask. I was stuck in school till 2pm then school was over for the day.
Met up with Neh and the rest and we hung out at Tamp till 11pm, Dwayne was playing billards and we went up to see him. I left after awhile because i was quite tired and i have school, unless my temperature is still 38degrees then i dun have to go. Russell was being a pain in the ass, AS USUAL.
Plans for tmr are not confirmed. Still waiting for people to fill my schedule.
I was suan-ed by everyone in chinese class today. Oh, so just because i said that i want to smack that taiwanese fella in the face means that i'm the one who is agitated? How so? Nonsense. I disagree totally. He deserves all the letters and mail that people write to him because he feeds on SCORN and FURY. The no good son of a bitch. How dare you. Ka Limpei Si.
I asked Mdm Ho where did she roll to, because i havent seen her for one whole week. She smacked me on the arm and said that she doesnt roll, she walks. I laughed. She's never lke that with Joey's batch, according to Joey that is. So i guess we're all lucky that we can play around with her and she wouldnt get angry. =)
I'm prolly gonna club one last time this Sat before my Mid years. I need to study and i need to quieten myself down and take away all the distractions. So all you chiongsters, leave me alone from the 4th to the 16th of May. I need all the time i can get get to work hard and get good results. But do sms me from time to time just to make sure i'm alive and kicking, or else i might have died and nobody realised.
Dwayne is a new friend. He's pretty tall and big. Not as in fat big. He's fierce when riled up, so dun try anything. Neh thinks that we two should get together. HAHA, NOT FUNNY NEH. But he's pretty funny and sweet, so i dun know. Come what may okay? I'm gonna bulid a wall around my heart and turn it into stone. I dun wish to cry like my dog died again, because once is enough to last me three mths. No way i'm going thru the whole thing again.
School was a kick today. We had a temperature check this morning and i submitted my temperature as 38degrees. I wasnt allowed to go home even when my body temperature was high. Mr Tan yelled at me in the canteen to go home when he saw me. I got a big fat shock of my life and i nearly died. Apparently he knows about my temperature and he thought i went home to get some rest. But my form teacher didnt say anything, so i didnt open my mouth and ask. I was stuck in school till 2pm then school was over for the day.
Met up with Neh and the rest and we hung out at Tamp till 11pm, Dwayne was playing billards and we went up to see him. I left after awhile because i was quite tired and i have school, unless my temperature is still 38degrees then i dun have to go. Russell was being a pain in the ass, AS USUAL.
Plans for tmr are not confirmed. Still waiting for people to fill my schedule.
Monday, April 24, 2006
Melvin Wee, a happy 20th birthday.
HAPPY BITHDAY MELVIN WEE QING WEI!
Its your 20th birthday already! Time flies by really fast and its been a good FIVE years since we last saw each other. I miss you! Where the heck have you been? You owe me FIVE BIRTHDAY presents okay? I owe you ONE. HAHA! We really need to meet up and catch up yeah?
I still remember the times where we had cell group at Rachel's. The holy laughters and the communions and everything. The times where we all look like crap because we didnt bother to dress up for cell and everything. The funny moments where you said that you were like wallpaper in the cell. Now you're 20 and OLD. I miss spending time with you and g. The dinners and lunches we'll have together. AND YOUR BELL BOTTOMS THAT YOU USED TO WEAR.
i miss all of that.
With this, a very happy birthday to you melvin!
p.s i'm still keeping that small note you wrote me in that small bottle.
Its your 20th birthday already! Time flies by really fast and its been a good FIVE years since we last saw each other. I miss you! Where the heck have you been? You owe me FIVE BIRTHDAY presents okay? I owe you ONE. HAHA! We really need to meet up and catch up yeah?
I still remember the times where we had cell group at Rachel's. The holy laughters and the communions and everything. The times where we all look like crap because we didnt bother to dress up for cell and everything. The funny moments where you said that you were like wallpaper in the cell. Now you're 20 and OLD. I miss spending time with you and g. The dinners and lunches we'll have together. AND YOUR BELL BOTTOMS THAT YOU USED TO WEAR.
i miss all of that.
With this, a very happy birthday to you melvin!
p.s i'm still keeping that small note you wrote me in that small bottle.
These three days.
i gave myself a shock this morning when i saw myself in the mirror. My eyes were swollen like i had a whole roomful of bees stinging me. I got a big fat scare of my life. I've been crying for the past three days. Enough i say, theres no more tears left for me to waste. The body's dehydrated and i need to refill myself.
Sent Joel off at the airport yesterday. I cried like my dog died or something. My eyeliner was all smudged and i looked HORRIBLE. I look like i was nuts please. So i redid my liner and left for tamp. Its there that i met Dwayne. Didnt know he was coming down. So we talked about alot of rubbish, tattoos and all. Hung out at the Pavilion till i got his msg. So i went home. Talked and i fainted after that. No blood in my head. I woke up and called Sheila. But i didnt tell her that i fainted. Then called Xx and then after that i took the whole btl of Chivas and finished the whole thing, neat.
I woke up and i didnt feel like going to school. So i stayed at home. I went online and kena gan by Neh. She was worried for me. Then he started talking to me, saying he's worried and all. I started crying again. I cried till there wasnt anymore tears left. He pleaded with me to stop drinking. But its the only way at that time. The only thing i could do.
I went offline after the whole convo and went to cwp to meet Sheila. So i'm home now.
Trying not to think about the whole thing, but i just cant. Downed the whole bottle of Chivas, neat at one go at that time. The kick was nothing compared to what i was feeling. But ah, what the heck. It helps to numb the pain for awhile. But i owe him that much, i'm gonna stop drinking.
i'm still waiting for that rainbow to come my way. if only it'll come sooner.
Sent Joel off at the airport yesterday. I cried like my dog died or something. My eyeliner was all smudged and i looked HORRIBLE. I look like i was nuts please. So i redid my liner and left for tamp. Its there that i met Dwayne. Didnt know he was coming down. So we talked about alot of rubbish, tattoos and all. Hung out at the Pavilion till i got his msg. So i went home. Talked and i fainted after that. No blood in my head. I woke up and called Sheila. But i didnt tell her that i fainted. Then called Xx and then after that i took the whole btl of Chivas and finished the whole thing, neat.
I woke up and i didnt feel like going to school. So i stayed at home. I went online and kena gan by Neh. She was worried for me. Then he started talking to me, saying he's worried and all. I started crying again. I cried till there wasnt anymore tears left. He pleaded with me to stop drinking. But its the only way at that time. The only thing i could do.
I went offline after the whole convo and went to cwp to meet Sheila. So i'm home now.
Trying not to think about the whole thing, but i just cant. Downed the whole bottle of Chivas, neat at one go at that time. The kick was nothing compared to what i was feeling. But ah, what the heck. It helps to numb the pain for awhile. But i owe him that much, i'm gonna stop drinking.
i'm still waiting for that rainbow to come my way. if only it'll come sooner.
Sunday, April 23, 2006
Saturday, April 22, 2006
Female autopsy
I found this on Youtube. Its a female autopsy. Its pretty gore. If you cant stand the sight of blood or organs being cut up and open in front of your face, then i suggest you skip this video. Standby a bucket just incase you throw up.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=QLnirJMXroU
http://youtube.com/watch?v=QLnirJMXroU
Wednesday, April 19, 2006
9.5/10 for my Show and Tell.
Its been raining like mad these few days, i cannot stand it. I got caught in the rain just by running to Mac for lunch. My whole top was wet and its for a known fact, my top is white. So it was super translucent lah! It was maddening and i had to go over to the hand-dryer to dry my shirt. It looked as if i was humping the dryer because i had to go into a half horse-stance so that my shirt could reach the underneath of the dryer. It was a super ugly position i swear.
I was with Mitch, Neh, XX and Sheila at Woodlands the other day. We were all outside Cwp smoking and talking when Neh saw Yi zhuang, she literally jumped. Its funny when she does that. We went back into Cwp after smoking and i saw Ekkawat. So i told Neh i saw him and the whole group went over and talked to him. I wear until so lok kok and ask me to see him. Suay please.
I couldnt find my tys in Popular. So much for being the number one bookstore in Singapore. 969-ed to Yishun. In the interchange, someone stepped on my slipper, i thought it was either Neh or Sheila and i went EH, HELLO! I turned around and i realised that the person that stepped on my slipper was some guy lah! I buried my face in Mitch's sleeve and i laughed non-stop. It was super hilarious lah! Mitch patted my head. Thanks arh, Mitch. All of us decided to go for a movie. Mitch went home first because he wasnt feeling well. Headed down to Yishun to see if we could catch anything. Bought tickets to Reincarnation, its pretty good. Suspense and all.
I was chionging my project yesterday morning. I was fucking tired but i had no choice. I had Gab, Neh and Phoenix helping me to look for photos thru BME. Gab sent me a whole load of muthafucking photos. He sent so many that i didnt even know what i was receiving. I completed my project at 4am and i toh after that. Had to wake up at 6, so i only got 2 hours of sleep. I felt like a walking zombie during class please. I presented my project and the whole class went slient. I thought what happened please. Turns out that they were engrossed in looking at all the pictures that they couldnt be bothered with what i said.
I did afew slides on random art and afew on play and ritual piercings. Then i dedicated afew more slides to artists that i know and that was it. I asked how much was my score, and i got the highest lah! 9.5/10! I rock! Thanks Gab, Neh and Phoenix.
I was with Mitch, Neh, XX and Sheila at Woodlands the other day. We were all outside Cwp smoking and talking when Neh saw Yi zhuang, she literally jumped. Its funny when she does that. We went back into Cwp after smoking and i saw Ekkawat. So i told Neh i saw him and the whole group went over and talked to him. I wear until so lok kok and ask me to see him. Suay please.
I couldnt find my tys in Popular. So much for being the number one bookstore in Singapore. 969-ed to Yishun. In the interchange, someone stepped on my slipper, i thought it was either Neh or Sheila and i went EH, HELLO! I turned around and i realised that the person that stepped on my slipper was some guy lah! I buried my face in Mitch's sleeve and i laughed non-stop. It was super hilarious lah! Mitch patted my head. Thanks arh, Mitch. All of us decided to go for a movie. Mitch went home first because he wasnt feeling well. Headed down to Yishun to see if we could catch anything. Bought tickets to Reincarnation, its pretty good. Suspense and all.
I was chionging my project yesterday morning. I was fucking tired but i had no choice. I had Gab, Neh and Phoenix helping me to look for photos thru BME. Gab sent me a whole load of muthafucking photos. He sent so many that i didnt even know what i was receiving. I completed my project at 4am and i toh after that. Had to wake up at 6, so i only got 2 hours of sleep. I felt like a walking zombie during class please. I presented my project and the whole class went slient. I thought what happened please. Turns out that they were engrossed in looking at all the pictures that they couldnt be bothered with what i said.
I did afew slides on random art and afew on play and ritual piercings. Then i dedicated afew more slides to artists that i know and that was it. I asked how much was my score, and i got the highest lah! 9.5/10! I rock! Thanks Gab, Neh and Phoenix.
Monday, April 17, 2006
Annoyance for Regina.
I'm seriously annoyed. Just who the hell are you to judge me for who i am? So what if i have art? Its what i want to do and you cant stop me. If i listened to every single good and bad comments, plus follow all of them, then i think i'm not living my life the way i want it. I'll be living my life how YOU PEOPLE want it. So for what fuck?
I shall not bother myself with such people. You seem to be such a nice person with a happy smile, but i guess i'm just wrong in thinking that because you turned out to be sucha slut. If making such comments about others makes you happy inside, then i think you're living in a delusional life. You hide behind your snide remarks and insults. If insults and comments make a person, then i would rather go and fuck off. But then again, YOU THINK YOU RULE THE SCHOOL DUN YOU? Fat hope, i'm still here.
I shall not bother myself with such people. You seem to be such a nice person with a happy smile, but i guess i'm just wrong in thinking that because you turned out to be sucha slut. If making such comments about others makes you happy inside, then i think you're living in a delusional life. You hide behind your snide remarks and insults. If insults and comments make a person, then i would rather go and fuck off. But then again, YOU THINK YOU RULE THE SCHOOL DUN YOU? Fat hope, i'm still here.
Sunday, April 16, 2006
My week of clubbing.
This whole week has been crazy crazy crazy. Hit Mdm Wong's on a Thursday and i drank like nobody's business. It was the second time that i got drunk my whole life and i literally went mad.
Around 2am, the Dj went "The first five ladies...." and i jumped off my seat. He continued, "The first five ladies to get onto the bartop and dance will get a free Lamborgini (drink)." I ran to the bar lah. I literally sprinted to the bar and i couldnt find a place for me to climb up please! In the end, this guy got off his stool and helped me up the bartop. It was super hilarious i tell you. I was the first person to get up the bartop and Neh was the last. The worse thing was that we waited one whole night and we didnt get no lamborgini.
Neh, xx and i started off with burbon cokes, vodka ribenas. Then i felt no kick, so i started with shooters. We had like B-52, Blowjob, Quick fuck and alot of other things. Neh went crazy after the B-52. I dun know what the hell was she doing behind me even. Then because the ladies bar had pretty fucked music, Neh and Xx went over to the main area to dance. I was left at ther ladies bar drinking. I got pretty fed-up and i told the bartender that his drinks had NO KICK. He poured me this tall glass of vodka, neat. I downed the whole glass and i still felt nothing. The vodka kept coming and i downed six glasses in a row.
I was still sane so i decided to join the rest at the main dance area. I got high after dancing awhile, so Neh dared me to grind this cute guy on the other side of the dancefloor. The bet was one pack of cigs, so obviously i would go. So he tells me that he's shy. SHY LIN LAH. He grinds very well i must say. I had fun.
I turned around a few minutes later and i found Neh's lips glued to the cute guy's. Xx and i went like wtf please. They were practically eating each other's faces. If i could upload the pics, then you'll understand what i mean.
Both of us sat at the bar at 4am in the morning. Then the Djs and the manager came over to talk to us.
Dj: "So how was your night here? First time?"
Me: "Yarh, and my night sucked. I was promised Lamborginis if i got onto the bartop. And none came even after i waited the whole night."
So the Dj helped me to talk to the manager and bartender. In the end, Neh and i got four shots to replace our lamborginis that never came. I downed two shots at one go. Then Neh gave me one of hers and we both downed the whole thing. After that, i got alil high and the beer started rolling in. I downed alot of glasses and i was literally gone already.
Neh tells me that i fell all over MS. My face is thrown in MS please.
Saturday 15 April.
i spent $15 aking a cab down to Obar and ended up not going in. Its because they raised that age limit to 20, thanks to a raid a couple days back. So we all couldnt club at Obar. Headed down to Liquidroom where we met up with Neh's new friend, Daniel. We went in and the whole place was packed. We were all like sardines on the dancefloor. I hated it. There wasnt any space to dance at all. Its like you want to grind then its your muthafucking problem lah. Why grind until you take up most of the space around you fuck? I got so annoyed that i wanted to punch this angmoh in the face, but i only ended up pushing him away and he got a shock. Fuck off and die lah, why not just take out your dick and start wanking on the dancefloor? Makes things much easier for him what.
Stupid Asshole. Wait till i take a piece of pig skin and slap you around with it. Ka limpei si!
Good night one and all. I'm tired.
Around 2am, the Dj went "The first five ladies...." and i jumped off my seat. He continued, "The first five ladies to get onto the bartop and dance will get a free Lamborgini (drink)." I ran to the bar lah. I literally sprinted to the bar and i couldnt find a place for me to climb up please! In the end, this guy got off his stool and helped me up the bartop. It was super hilarious i tell you. I was the first person to get up the bartop and Neh was the last. The worse thing was that we waited one whole night and we didnt get no lamborgini.
Neh, xx and i started off with burbon cokes, vodka ribenas. Then i felt no kick, so i started with shooters. We had like B-52, Blowjob, Quick fuck and alot of other things. Neh went crazy after the B-52. I dun know what the hell was she doing behind me even. Then because the ladies bar had pretty fucked music, Neh and Xx went over to the main area to dance. I was left at ther ladies bar drinking. I got pretty fed-up and i told the bartender that his drinks had NO KICK. He poured me this tall glass of vodka, neat. I downed the whole glass and i still felt nothing. The vodka kept coming and i downed six glasses in a row.
I was still sane so i decided to join the rest at the main dance area. I got high after dancing awhile, so Neh dared me to grind this cute guy on the other side of the dancefloor. The bet was one pack of cigs, so obviously i would go. So he tells me that he's shy. SHY LIN LAH. He grinds very well i must say. I had fun.
I turned around a few minutes later and i found Neh's lips glued to the cute guy's. Xx and i went like wtf please. They were practically eating each other's faces. If i could upload the pics, then you'll understand what i mean.
Both of us sat at the bar at 4am in the morning. Then the Djs and the manager came over to talk to us.
Dj: "So how was your night here? First time?"
Me: "Yarh, and my night sucked. I was promised Lamborginis if i got onto the bartop. And none came even after i waited the whole night."
So the Dj helped me to talk to the manager and bartender. In the end, Neh and i got four shots to replace our lamborginis that never came. I downed two shots at one go. Then Neh gave me one of hers and we both downed the whole thing. After that, i got alil high and the beer started rolling in. I downed alot of glasses and i was literally gone already.
Neh tells me that i fell all over MS. My face is thrown in MS please.
Saturday 15 April.
i spent $15 aking a cab down to Obar and ended up not going in. Its because they raised that age limit to 20, thanks to a raid a couple days back. So we all couldnt club at Obar. Headed down to Liquidroom where we met up with Neh's new friend, Daniel. We went in and the whole place was packed. We were all like sardines on the dancefloor. I hated it. There wasnt any space to dance at all. Its like you want to grind then its your muthafucking problem lah. Why grind until you take up most of the space around you fuck? I got so annoyed that i wanted to punch this angmoh in the face, but i only ended up pushing him away and he got a shock. Fuck off and die lah, why not just take out your dick and start wanking on the dancefloor? Makes things much easier for him what.
Stupid Asshole. Wait till i take a piece of pig skin and slap you around with it. Ka limpei si!
Good night one and all. I'm tired.
Saturday, April 15, 2006
Sunday, April 09, 2006
late people i love.
Met up with Neh and Sheila on Sunday. As usual, they were late. Dun know who asked me not to be late when they were the ones that were always late. WHAT ONLY. So i met up with Sheila first and we went to Pastamania to eat. Then Neh came and we went to Icon and walked around. We left for Village after awhile.
We shopped around for different stuff and waited while Sheila bought stuff. We were at this vintage shop and we met Fel Huang. All of us got a shock please. She left soon after.
I was walking out of the shop when i realised that there was a girl in the opposite shop that wore ONE AND HALF SHOES. As in like one of her shoes had only the top half left. I started giggling like fuck and Neh cannot understand what i was saying.
So i said,
"Is it the latest trend to wear one and a half shoes?"
Neh laughed with me lah! We laughed in the girl's face please. It was super hilarious. Sheila and i actually chased the girl to get a shot of her shoes please. But she ran away and we couldnt catch her. So we went on shopping.
Today, Tuesday 11April.
Went out to meet the people at Far East. I walked from Orchard MRT to Far East and i met like 10 different people that i know. I think i have too many friends sometimes. So i was going all hello and goodbye for at least half an hour. We hung out at Far East till Nat persuded us to go to Taka to get some stuff. I saw this fucking NICE bag in GUESS. I am so going to buy it. Its so ME!
I think i fell for you. Pray that its true.
We shopped around for different stuff and waited while Sheila bought stuff. We were at this vintage shop and we met Fel Huang. All of us got a shock please. She left soon after.
I was walking out of the shop when i realised that there was a girl in the opposite shop that wore ONE AND HALF SHOES. As in like one of her shoes had only the top half left. I started giggling like fuck and Neh cannot understand what i was saying.
So i said,
"Is it the latest trend to wear one and a half shoes?"
Neh laughed with me lah! We laughed in the girl's face please. It was super hilarious. Sheila and i actually chased the girl to get a shot of her shoes please. But she ran away and we couldnt catch her. So we went on shopping.
Today, Tuesday 11April.
Went out to meet the people at Far East. I walked from Orchard MRT to Far East and i met like 10 different people that i know. I think i have too many friends sometimes. So i was going all hello and goodbye for at least half an hour. We hung out at Far East till Nat persuded us to go to Taka to get some stuff. I saw this fucking NICE bag in GUESS. I am so going to buy it. Its so ME!
I think i fell for you. Pray that its true.
Saturday, April 08, 2006
What irks me.
Theres just one thing that i hate most about clubbing.
Underaged people who wants to borrow your IC.
I hate it when i get asked to go clubbing just because someone's interested in my IC. Its not that i'm sucha selfish person, but it really irks me when i thought i was asked because i was a friend and it turns out that its only because somebody could borrow my IC that they invited me. I'm seriously ANNOYED. In fact, i'm so annoyed that i want to QUIT clubbing.
With that aside, i shall blog about thursday!
It was a half day on Friday, so obviously i wouldnt go to school then. So i met up with Neh and gang at Tampines first. Then we 31ed down to Parkway and walked over to Katong. In the bus, Ken was busy playing games on my phone while Neh was trying to snatch my phone away. Then all of a sudden, Neh got up and ran to sit with Agoo. She was holding her nose and looking at us. I was thinking what the fuck when i smelt something BAD. It smelt like a hundred mice DIED. i SWEAR. Ken farted in the AIR-CONDITIONED BUS. I swear he has no basic courtesy at all. The whole lot of us were covering our faces with our shirts and holding our noses. Ken just laughed only.
Even the auntie that was three seats in front got up and moved further away from our side. It was hilarious i tell you. After awhile i started giggling like mad. I tried explaining that i was laughing at Neh for the way she reacted when Ken farted, but i just couldnt seem to say it all out. It was damn funny i tell you.
We hung out and watched the boys play Dota. I have no idea what the game is about. All i know is that when guys and games come together, its funny. Their faces seem to stick to the computer screens. Super funny one. They played till 2am then we got out of the place and i wrestled with Mitch because he bullied me. He never give chance also lah! Only know how to bully me. Ken decided to push me around and i swear he's like a bull that ploughing the fields please. His strength is immense. It was a whole lot of fun for one night.
I reached home at 9am in the morning. I swear i wanna die.
Underaged people who wants to borrow your IC.
I hate it when i get asked to go clubbing just because someone's interested in my IC. Its not that i'm sucha selfish person, but it really irks me when i thought i was asked because i was a friend and it turns out that its only because somebody could borrow my IC that they invited me. I'm seriously ANNOYED. In fact, i'm so annoyed that i want to QUIT clubbing.
With that aside, i shall blog about thursday!
It was a half day on Friday, so obviously i wouldnt go to school then. So i met up with Neh and gang at Tampines first. Then we 31ed down to Parkway and walked over to Katong. In the bus, Ken was busy playing games on my phone while Neh was trying to snatch my phone away. Then all of a sudden, Neh got up and ran to sit with Agoo. She was holding her nose and looking at us. I was thinking what the fuck when i smelt something BAD. It smelt like a hundred mice DIED. i SWEAR. Ken farted in the AIR-CONDITIONED BUS. I swear he has no basic courtesy at all. The whole lot of us were covering our faces with our shirts and holding our noses. Ken just laughed only.
Even the auntie that was three seats in front got up and moved further away from our side. It was hilarious i tell you. After awhile i started giggling like mad. I tried explaining that i was laughing at Neh for the way she reacted when Ken farted, but i just couldnt seem to say it all out. It was damn funny i tell you.
We hung out and watched the boys play Dota. I have no idea what the game is about. All i know is that when guys and games come together, its funny. Their faces seem to stick to the computer screens. Super funny one. They played till 2am then we got out of the place and i wrestled with Mitch because he bullied me. He never give chance also lah! Only know how to bully me. Ken decided to push me around and i swear he's like a bull that ploughing the fields please. His strength is immense. It was a whole lot of fun for one night.
I reached home at 9am in the morning. I swear i wanna die.
Thursday, April 06, 2006
Hoho.
I've been a good girl these few days. But i did take an MC for Wednesday because i was too freaking shagged. I've been sleeping like a pig but yet i was dying by Wednesday. I took the day off from school and went for a facial.
SHIOK.
$90 gone just like that. Its scarey how i spend money like water. But i guess i should get used to it already, since i always do it. =)
Met up with the group on Tuesday after my tution. Neh had alot of fun with my video recorder. She did a whole lot of stuff in the video and we all laughed like fuck. Its damn hilarious. Request from me if you want to see it.
We hung out at Cine till i had to go. I pinched Kian Tuck until he ran away from me. =) Sorry Ken, buy chocolate to make up okay? =)
Out tonight! To the hell with school tmr. =)
SHIOK.
$90 gone just like that. Its scarey how i spend money like water. But i guess i should get used to it already, since i always do it. =)
Met up with the group on Tuesday after my tution. Neh had alot of fun with my video recorder. She did a whole lot of stuff in the video and we all laughed like fuck. Its damn hilarious. Request from me if you want to see it.
We hung out at Cine till i had to go. I pinched Kian Tuck until he ran away from me. =) Sorry Ken, buy chocolate to make up okay? =)
Out tonight! To the hell with school tmr. =)
Sunday, April 02, 2006
Obar Sat.
It was clubbing again last night. Neh lah! Ask me go club. Tsk, i went because she say the group's going. KENA BLUFF PLEASE. GO AND DIE NEH. So i met up with her at Wheelock Starbucks where i met, Adrian, Nerene and Ekka. Nerene is damn cute please. She looks like the Precious Moments Doll. So when Neh sounded her thoughts about Nerene looking like a PM Doll, Nerene shouted FUCK you at her please. Super hilarious. I laughed till i want to die.
So got to MS in Bernard's car. Now forgive me if you're Bernard and you're reading this. But i feel that i MUST say this. YOU ARE A FUCKING POSER, YOU HE-BITCH. You think just because you own a fucking car means you're KING? I think not. You swerve and brake like nobody's business. I sit in front i also scared. I have never sat in a car driven by a MANIAC. I practically spoiled your seat-belt just by grabbing on to it for dear life. And so what if theres ciggarette smell? Who the fuck asked you to let people smoke in your car?
I got April fooled by Kian Tuck. At least i think its Kian Tuck. I was freaking out because he posed as my IO and called me to ask me why i'm still out so late. Plus one of "his" officers saw me at MS on Friday night. I was so fucking scared please. Then i could hear giggling in the background. So i was abit suspicious already. And, it isnt my IO that will call me. Its my FEMALE councellor. So i was thinking if it was an April Fool's joke. Then my "officer" tells me that most probably my probation will be extended another two months. I was SUPER SURE that its not the police anymore. When i was just about to expose the whole thing, i got APRIL FOOLED. I swear i cursed Kian Tuck in every single swear word i know. He scared me lah! Stupid fucker.
Obar was fucking happening sua. We met Leandra (Singapore Idol) outside Obar and clubbed with her. Shiok! The eight of us clubbed, but only Nerene, Neh and i lasted the longest without going anywhere. It was super fun.
OH, I MUST TELL YOU THIS.
The three of us already abit gone already. So we decided to go outside to see if the rest were there. Neh called Darren and he told her that they were at 7-11. So she got up and wanted to start walking there. She LITERALLY banged into this guy and she like DIDNT EVEN KNOW PLEASE. Nerene and i laughed till we wanted to die. Then Nerene and i wanted to go pee. So we had to go in again to pee. Neh followed us to the toilet. I reached first and i opened the door and waited for the two of them. Nerene came and stood next to me then Neh came and SMILED AT US BOTH AND OPENED THE GUYS TOILET DOOR! FUCKING FUNNY PLEASE. We laughed like fuck in the toilet and everyone was looking at us.
Then i came out of the cubicle and theres this three indian woman outside. The one wearing red was proclaiming that her friend (in black) flicked the cig butt on the sofa and she sat on it. She burnt her ass and she showed it to me lah! Fucking funny. The whole lot of us in the toilet were all half drunk and dead high. It was a riot please.
Then once we got out of the toilet, we went to meet up with the guys and SESSION 2 began. Fucking shiok arh. Because i was half gone already, theres alot of things that i will dare to do. I was happily grinding Neh, Ekka and Nerene. Fucking SHIOK please. If got podium there arh, i CONFIM GO AND DANCE. I grind till my legs like want to collaspe already. But it was all super fun and i loved every single minute of it.
Fuck you all for disturbing Ekka just because i grinded with him lah. JEALOUS SUA. I never grind with you guys and you people go and disturb for what fuck? JEALOUS JEALOUS JEALOUS. WHOOHOO!
So got to MS in Bernard's car. Now forgive me if you're Bernard and you're reading this. But i feel that i MUST say this. YOU ARE A FUCKING POSER, YOU HE-BITCH. You think just because you own a fucking car means you're KING? I think not. You swerve and brake like nobody's business. I sit in front i also scared. I have never sat in a car driven by a MANIAC. I practically spoiled your seat-belt just by grabbing on to it for dear life. And so what if theres ciggarette smell? Who the fuck asked you to let people smoke in your car?
I got April fooled by Kian Tuck. At least i think its Kian Tuck. I was freaking out because he posed as my IO and called me to ask me why i'm still out so late. Plus one of "his" officers saw me at MS on Friday night. I was so fucking scared please. Then i could hear giggling in the background. So i was abit suspicious already. And, it isnt my IO that will call me. Its my FEMALE councellor. So i was thinking if it was an April Fool's joke. Then my "officer" tells me that most probably my probation will be extended another two months. I was SUPER SURE that its not the police anymore. When i was just about to expose the whole thing, i got APRIL FOOLED. I swear i cursed Kian Tuck in every single swear word i know. He scared me lah! Stupid fucker.
Obar was fucking happening sua. We met Leandra (Singapore Idol) outside Obar and clubbed with her. Shiok! The eight of us clubbed, but only Nerene, Neh and i lasted the longest without going anywhere. It was super fun.
OH, I MUST TELL YOU THIS.
The three of us already abit gone already. So we decided to go outside to see if the rest were there. Neh called Darren and he told her that they were at 7-11. So she got up and wanted to start walking there. She LITERALLY banged into this guy and she like DIDNT EVEN KNOW PLEASE. Nerene and i laughed till we wanted to die. Then Nerene and i wanted to go pee. So we had to go in again to pee. Neh followed us to the toilet. I reached first and i opened the door and waited for the two of them. Nerene came and stood next to me then Neh came and SMILED AT US BOTH AND OPENED THE GUYS TOILET DOOR! FUCKING FUNNY PLEASE. We laughed like fuck in the toilet and everyone was looking at us.
Then i came out of the cubicle and theres this three indian woman outside. The one wearing red was proclaiming that her friend (in black) flicked the cig butt on the sofa and she sat on it. She burnt her ass and she showed it to me lah! Fucking funny. The whole lot of us in the toilet were all half drunk and dead high. It was a riot please.
Then once we got out of the toilet, we went to meet up with the guys and SESSION 2 began. Fucking shiok arh. Because i was half gone already, theres alot of things that i will dare to do. I was happily grinding Neh, Ekka and Nerene. Fucking SHIOK please. If got podium there arh, i CONFIM GO AND DANCE. I grind till my legs like want to collaspe already. But it was all super fun and i loved every single minute of it.
Fuck you all for disturbing Ekka just because i grinded with him lah. JEALOUS SUA. I never grind with you guys and you people go and disturb for what fuck? JEALOUS JEALOUS JEALOUS. WHOOHOO!
Saturday, April 01, 2006
Weekful of posts.
Monday:
Met up with Jean my love. We headed to Altivo to meet up with Cheewee and Tiff. I got emo while i was there because you have no idea how much i love that place and what kind of memories i collected there. I felt like crying. I enquired for Ken etc about their application. Apparently, its still pending because Darren's on leave. =( I'm still waiting for Hanis to tell me the good news. Hopefully it IS good news.
Headed to Cheewee's house after 11pm. He was damn scared of us looking through his computer please. He has like 500 porn sites in his history. I swear, because i saw. He went to bathe and we went searching all over his motherboard looking for porn. In the end, we only found some random girls pictures. So uninteresting please. But the fun part was that the pictures look like it was taken in his room. SO WHAT THE FUCK IS SOME RANDOM GIRL DOING IN HIS ROOM?
I would so love to know.
Hit Live Impact after Cheewee bathed and dressed himself. I walked into the place and i thought Black Eyed Peas were in the house. I turn and look.
CHEY.
Its some random girl singing My Humps. I swear the sound system is powerful enough to make her sound like Fergie please. So you really cannot blame me for thinking that i heard BEP. I left with Bedah at 1230. I had school later in the morning so i had to go home and sleep. I didnt sleep in the end and i went to school looking like a zombie.
Wednesday:
GIRLS NIGHT OUT!!!!
I suggested Devils. Sheila met up with us later and she happily went into Devils without any complications at all. No checking of ID or anything. The music at Devils sucked. I swear i have no idea what kind of fucked up music Devils play before 3am. But i as sure as hell can tell you that i hated it. Its like Trance mix Techno. How to dance? I anyhow only. The queue for the drinks was so fucking long please. But it was worth it because i got my Burbon Coke! I love Burbon Coke. I happily tah two glasses of Burbon Coke and i abit giddy already. I fucking drink too fast sua. The bartender was like staring at me like i'm weird or something.
Vaneh dared me to poledance. The bet was half a pack of cigs. It reminded me of my first time in Devils where i got fucking high on beer. BEER I TELL YOU. I did alot of silly things that i'm not gonna tell you people about. HAHA! Anyway, i went up and danced like mad. Then i got tired and i went down. This guy came out of nowhere and practically started to grind the pole please. Neh, Xiu Xia and Sheila were asking me to get back on up there and dance. HELL NO. I am not going to get myself grinded by some weird fella.
So Neh went up and got herself grinded lah. SHIOK please.
Oh wait, i MUST tell you about this fella. See, my physical education period falls on the lower secondary recess. I was walking along the hallway going towards the parade square when someone banged into me and i literally spin one round. Its not funny when you are freaking tired after running 2.4 and someone comes along and bangs you like that.
I turned around.
Me: " KAH LIMPEI SI!" (loosely translated Go and die!)
The fella: -stares at me and walks away with a humpf-
Me: "Chao turtle, upper sec you also dare to bang. You dun know how to write the word "DIE" right?"
The fella: -stands there with his friend-
Me: "Go and die lah you mamafish."
My whole class was darn scared. They thought i picked a fight with somebody please. As if. I as super annoyed and irritated please. Then someone handed me a hockey stick and i take, turn and go and find the sonofabitch.
Me: "Eh, Xiao Didi. Were you the one that banged into me just now?"
Fella: -SHOVELLING HIS RICE INTO HIS MOUTH- Yarh."
Me: "You bang into people dun need to apologise?"
Fella: -ignores me-
Me: -fucking annoyed- "Eh, you think you bang into senior then can sua arh?"
Fella: -in chinese- "Then what you want?"
Me: "I want you to apologise lah! You think bang senior then can get away with it?"
Fella: -in chinese- "Okay, sorry."
Me: "Not sincere enough. Stand up and apologise."
Fella: -in chinese- "You sit down."
Me: "I sit down? You think you ask me to sit means i sit arh?"
Fella: -stares at me-
Me: "So now you dun want to apologise? Or you want to taste hockey stick?"
Fella: "Okay, i'm really sorry."
Me: "You still dun want to stand and apologise? Never mind, i see you small so i suah. You better not bang me again or i think not only hockey stick will come, badminton racket also."
KNN.
Stewpid China fella. He thinks that he bloody owns the school please. Not that i'm being country-ist or anything, but should we seriously close one eye just because they are foreign students? I think not. Foreign or not foreign, i still feel that you shouldnt act as if you own the school. Not to mention going around and banging half dead seniors that just finished 2.4km runs.
NOT FUNNY.
Friday:
Its Shiek's birthday! Happy 18th man! Met up with Neh and Sheila outside Hyatt and went in to use the toilet. Neh's super hilarious because she decided that she wanted to wash her feet but she couldnt reach the handle for the tap. She looked like crap sitting on the basin top and all scrunched over. We got ready then we went to meet Yilin and Peini. Then we headed to MS to meet up with the guys. Rabbit (Dave) actually looked presentable for once please!
I went in with Sheila first and she got in safely. Neh says i look like 30. Wait till i post my picture. Then you people tell me 30 or not. Then Peini and Ken got in. Then Neh and Xx. The rest dun know what the fuck are they doing please. So bloody slow.
I'm gonna start calling Xx, Sheila, Neh and me MNG ( MidNight Girls)
All MNG were in so we decided to fuck care the guys and go in and dance. We sweat like pigs in there please. It was so bloody hot inside, as if theres no air-conditioning. I swear. So we waited around till the guys came in, then the party started. It was a blast dancing and laughing in a group. We were all shouting "Hey Mok Tuck!" on the dancefloor. I think the people around us thought that we were nuts or something.
I danced till i want to die. I was so fucking hot and sweaty. I decided to sit down and smoke my lungs out. Then suddenly i saw this fella with alfro hair. ALFRO HAIR OKAY! Fucking hawt please! So when he sat down beside me, i told him:
"Aye, your hair is damn hot lah."
He laughed at me please. So we started talking. So i got free beer to drink sua. His name is Rukesh i think. Some big fella with big hair. Not bad i must say. Apparently he clubs at Obar alot. So if i go next time i'll prolly see him. He's like super funny please. Then when the last song was over, the whole bunch of people came over and Xx was like "Wah! Brother and sister already arh?" Rukesh and i just laughed only.
Then the whole group started shouting "Hey Mok Tuck!" And Rukesh got a shock please. He actually asked me what kind of poem was "Hey Mok Tuck." I fucking laughed till i want to die. Funny fella lah. Clubbing extends your social circle please.
Mos next week. For those that are already 18. Sheila's an exception. =)
Met up with Jean my love. We headed to Altivo to meet up with Cheewee and Tiff. I got emo while i was there because you have no idea how much i love that place and what kind of memories i collected there. I felt like crying. I enquired for Ken etc about their application. Apparently, its still pending because Darren's on leave. =( I'm still waiting for Hanis to tell me the good news. Hopefully it IS good news.
Headed to Cheewee's house after 11pm. He was damn scared of us looking through his computer please. He has like 500 porn sites in his history. I swear, because i saw. He went to bathe and we went searching all over his motherboard looking for porn. In the end, we only found some random girls pictures. So uninteresting please. But the fun part was that the pictures look like it was taken in his room. SO WHAT THE FUCK IS SOME RANDOM GIRL DOING IN HIS ROOM?
I would so love to know.
Hit Live Impact after Cheewee bathed and dressed himself. I walked into the place and i thought Black Eyed Peas were in the house. I turn and look.
CHEY.
Its some random girl singing My Humps. I swear the sound system is powerful enough to make her sound like Fergie please. So you really cannot blame me for thinking that i heard BEP. I left with Bedah at 1230. I had school later in the morning so i had to go home and sleep. I didnt sleep in the end and i went to school looking like a zombie.
Wednesday:
GIRLS NIGHT OUT!!!!
I suggested Devils. Sheila met up with us later and she happily went into Devils without any complications at all. No checking of ID or anything. The music at Devils sucked. I swear i have no idea what kind of fucked up music Devils play before 3am. But i as sure as hell can tell you that i hated it. Its like Trance mix Techno. How to dance? I anyhow only. The queue for the drinks was so fucking long please. But it was worth it because i got my Burbon Coke! I love Burbon Coke. I happily tah two glasses of Burbon Coke and i abit giddy already. I fucking drink too fast sua. The bartender was like staring at me like i'm weird or something.
Vaneh dared me to poledance. The bet was half a pack of cigs. It reminded me of my first time in Devils where i got fucking high on beer. BEER I TELL YOU. I did alot of silly things that i'm not gonna tell you people about. HAHA! Anyway, i went up and danced like mad. Then i got tired and i went down. This guy came out of nowhere and practically started to grind the pole please. Neh, Xiu Xia and Sheila were asking me to get back on up there and dance. HELL NO. I am not going to get myself grinded by some weird fella.
So Neh went up and got herself grinded lah. SHIOK please.
Oh wait, i MUST tell you about this fella. See, my physical education period falls on the lower secondary recess. I was walking along the hallway going towards the parade square when someone banged into me and i literally spin one round. Its not funny when you are freaking tired after running 2.4 and someone comes along and bangs you like that.
I turned around.
Me: " KAH LIMPEI SI!" (loosely translated Go and die!)
The fella: -stares at me and walks away with a humpf-
Me: "Chao turtle, upper sec you also dare to bang. You dun know how to write the word "DIE" right?"
The fella: -stands there with his friend-
Me: "Go and die lah you mamafish."
My whole class was darn scared. They thought i picked a fight with somebody please. As if. I as super annoyed and irritated please. Then someone handed me a hockey stick and i take, turn and go and find the sonofabitch.
Me: "Eh, Xiao Didi. Were you the one that banged into me just now?"
Fella: -SHOVELLING HIS RICE INTO HIS MOUTH- Yarh."
Me: "You bang into people dun need to apologise?"
Fella: -ignores me-
Me: -fucking annoyed- "Eh, you think you bang into senior then can sua arh?"
Fella: -in chinese- "Then what you want?"
Me: "I want you to apologise lah! You think bang senior then can get away with it?"
Fella: -in chinese- "Okay, sorry."
Me: "Not sincere enough. Stand up and apologise."
Fella: -in chinese- "You sit down."
Me: "I sit down? You think you ask me to sit means i sit arh?"
Fella: -stares at me-
Me: "So now you dun want to apologise? Or you want to taste hockey stick?"
Fella: "Okay, i'm really sorry."
Me: "You still dun want to stand and apologise? Never mind, i see you small so i suah. You better not bang me again or i think not only hockey stick will come, badminton racket also."
KNN.
Stewpid China fella. He thinks that he bloody owns the school please. Not that i'm being country-ist or anything, but should we seriously close one eye just because they are foreign students? I think not. Foreign or not foreign, i still feel that you shouldnt act as if you own the school. Not to mention going around and banging half dead seniors that just finished 2.4km runs.
NOT FUNNY.
Friday:
Its Shiek's birthday! Happy 18th man! Met up with Neh and Sheila outside Hyatt and went in to use the toilet. Neh's super hilarious because she decided that she wanted to wash her feet but she couldnt reach the handle for the tap. She looked like crap sitting on the basin top and all scrunched over. We got ready then we went to meet Yilin and Peini. Then we headed to MS to meet up with the guys. Rabbit (Dave) actually looked presentable for once please!
I went in with Sheila first and she got in safely. Neh says i look like 30. Wait till i post my picture. Then you people tell me 30 or not. Then Peini and Ken got in. Then Neh and Xx. The rest dun know what the fuck are they doing please. So bloody slow.
I'm gonna start calling Xx, Sheila, Neh and me MNG ( MidNight Girls)
All MNG were in so we decided to fuck care the guys and go in and dance. We sweat like pigs in there please. It was so bloody hot inside, as if theres no air-conditioning. I swear. So we waited around till the guys came in, then the party started. It was a blast dancing and laughing in a group. We were all shouting "Hey Mok Tuck!" on the dancefloor. I think the people around us thought that we were nuts or something.
I danced till i want to die. I was so fucking hot and sweaty. I decided to sit down and smoke my lungs out. Then suddenly i saw this fella with alfro hair. ALFRO HAIR OKAY! Fucking hawt please! So when he sat down beside me, i told him:
"Aye, your hair is damn hot lah."
He laughed at me please. So we started talking. So i got free beer to drink sua. His name is Rukesh i think. Some big fella with big hair. Not bad i must say. Apparently he clubs at Obar alot. So if i go next time i'll prolly see him. He's like super funny please. Then when the last song was over, the whole bunch of people came over and Xx was like "Wah! Brother and sister already arh?" Rukesh and i just laughed only.
Then the whole group started shouting "Hey Mok Tuck!" And Rukesh got a shock please. He actually asked me what kind of poem was "Hey Mok Tuck." I fucking laughed till i want to die. Funny fella lah. Clubbing extends your social circle please.
Mos next week. For those that are already 18. Sheila's an exception. =)
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