STORIES.

Mummy brought me out for a car ride to Changi and back. No, we didnt go to Changi Village to check out the transversites. Mummy merely wanted to go over to my aunt's office to get some cheques signed. So off we went.

On the way home, our converstion went like this:
(Mummy's phone goes BEEP BEEP!) Mummy looks at phone while driving.

Mummy: "I hate to get this kind of smses."
Me: -looks over- "Orh, i hate to get this kind of lan cheow sms also."
Mummy: "Yarh la, chao chicken."

-winks- See the similarities?


Okay, i'm bored. I shall tell stories and entertain you people.
Ahem, here goes.

Once, there was a nerd.

This nerd was unhappy with life because she wanted to be part of the hip and cool crowd. So she decided to go for a make-over so that she could become part of the hip and cool crowd.

After the make-over......

*GASP* HOLY MACKERONI!!!!!! ALL HAIL THE NEW HIP AND COOL QUEEN!

BUT, it just so happened that the fashion world came over with a NERD FEVER! So thus, the newest fashion was to..BECOME A NERD!

ALL HAIL THE NERDS!

The new hip and cool Queen was so sad that she decided to revert back to her old self.

THE END.

*Note that all the actors starring in this play had no say or whatsoever to this story. This story was frabricated by Fiona Ang and was meant for use to entertain readers.*

Please dun ask me what the hell is Azahari doing because i have no freaking idea. I got the picture because i was playing with the optical zoom thingy on my camera and i snapped this picture.