Weekful of posts.

Monday:

Met up with Jean my love. We headed to Altivo to meet up with Cheewee and Tiff. I got emo while i was there because you have no idea how much i love that place and what kind of memories i collected there. I felt like crying. I enquired for Ken etc about their application. Apparently, its still pending because Darren's on leave. =( I'm still waiting for Hanis to tell me the good news. Hopefully it IS good news.

Headed to Cheewee's house after 11pm. He was damn scared of us looking through his computer please. He has like 500 porn sites in his history. I swear, because i saw. He went to bathe and we went searching all over his motherboard looking for porn. In the end, we only found some random girls pictures. So uninteresting please. But the fun part was that the pictures look like it was taken in his room. SO WHAT THE FUCK IS SOME RANDOM GIRL DOING IN HIS ROOM?

I would so love to know.

Hit Live Impact after Cheewee bathed and dressed himself. I walked into the place and i thought Black Eyed Peas were in the house. I turn and look.

CHEY.

Its some random girl singing My Humps. I swear the sound system is powerful enough to make her sound like Fergie please. So you really cannot blame me for thinking that i heard BEP. I left with Bedah at 1230. I had school later in the morning so i had to go home and sleep. I didnt sleep in the end and i went to school looking like a zombie.

Wednesday:

GIRLS NIGHT OUT!!!!

I suggested Devils. Sheila met up with us later and she happily went into Devils without any complications at all. No checking of ID or anything. The music at Devils sucked. I swear i have no idea what kind of fucked up music Devils play before 3am. But i as sure as hell can tell you that i hated it. Its like Trance mix Techno. How to dance? I anyhow only. The queue for the drinks was so fucking long please. But it was worth it because i got my Burbon Coke! I love Burbon Coke. I happily tah two glasses of Burbon Coke and i abit giddy already. I fucking drink too fast sua. The bartender was like staring at me like i'm weird or something.

Vaneh dared me to poledance. The bet was half a pack of cigs. It reminded me of my first time in Devils where i got fucking high on beer. BEER I TELL YOU. I did alot of silly things that i'm not gonna tell you people about. HAHA! Anyway, i went up and danced like mad. Then i got tired and i went down. This guy came out of nowhere and practically started to grind the pole please. Neh, Xiu Xia and Sheila were asking me to get back on up there and dance. HELL NO. I am not going to get myself grinded by some weird fella.

So Neh went up and got herself grinded lah. SHIOK please.

Oh wait, i MUST tell you about this fella. See, my physical education period falls on the lower secondary recess. I was walking along the hallway going towards the parade square when someone banged into me and i literally spin one round. Its not funny when you are freaking tired after running 2.4 and someone comes along and bangs you like that.

I turned around.
Me: " KAH LIMPEI SI!" (loosely translated Go and die!)
The fella: -stares at me and walks away with a humpf-
Me: "Chao turtle, upper sec you also dare to bang. You dun know how to write the word "DIE" right?"
The fella: -stands there with his friend-
Me: "Go and die lah you mamafish."

My whole class was darn scared. They thought i picked a fight with somebody please. As if. I as super annoyed and irritated please. Then someone handed me a hockey stick and i take, turn and go and find the sonofabitch.

Me: "Eh, Xiao Didi. Were you the one that banged into me just now?"
Fella: -SHOVELLING HIS RICE INTO HIS MOUTH- Yarh."
Me: "You bang into people dun need to apologise?"
Fella: -ignores me-
Me: -fucking annoyed- "Eh, you think you bang into senior then can sua arh?"
Fella: -in chinese- "Then what you want?"
Me: "I want you to apologise lah! You think bang senior then can get away with it?"
Fella: -in chinese- "Okay, sorry."
Me: "Not sincere enough. Stand up and apologise."
Fella: -in chinese- "You sit down."
Me: "I sit down? You think you ask me to sit means i sit arh?"
Fella: -stares at me-
Me: "So now you dun want to apologise? Or you want to taste hockey stick?"
Fella: "Okay, i'm really sorry."
Me: "You still dun want to stand and apologise? Never mind, i see you small so i suah. You better not bang me again or i think not only hockey stick will come, badminton racket also."

KNN.

Stewpid China fella. He thinks that he bloody owns the school please. Not that i'm being country-ist or anything, but should we seriously close one eye just because they are foreign students? I think not. Foreign or not foreign, i still feel that you shouldnt act as if you own the school. Not to mention going around and banging half dead seniors that just finished 2.4km runs.

NOT FUNNY.

Friday:

Its Shiek's birthday! Happy 18th man! Met up with Neh and Sheila outside Hyatt and went in to use the toilet. Neh's super hilarious because she decided that she wanted to wash her feet but she couldnt reach the handle for the tap. She looked like crap sitting on the basin top and all scrunched over. We got ready then we went to meet Yilin and Peini. Then we headed to MS to meet up with the guys. Rabbit (Dave) actually looked presentable for once please!

I went in with Sheila first and she got in safely. Neh says i look like 30. Wait till i post my picture. Then you people tell me 30 or not. Then Peini and Ken got in. Then Neh and Xx. The rest dun know what the fuck are they doing please. So bloody slow.

I'm gonna start calling Xx, Sheila, Neh and me MNG ( MidNight Girls)

All MNG were in so we decided to fuck care the guys and go in and dance. We sweat like pigs in there please. It was so bloody hot inside, as if theres no air-conditioning. I swear. So we waited around till the guys came in, then the party started. It was a blast dancing and laughing in a group. We were all shouting "Hey Mok Tuck!" on the dancefloor. I think the people around us thought that we were nuts or something.

I danced till i want to die. I was so fucking hot and sweaty. I decided to sit down and smoke my lungs out. Then suddenly i saw this fella with alfro hair. ALFRO HAIR OKAY! Fucking hawt please! So when he sat down beside me, i told him:

"Aye, your hair is damn hot lah."

He laughed at me please. So we started talking. So i got free beer to drink sua. His name is Rukesh i think. Some big fella with big hair. Not bad i must say. Apparently he clubs at Obar alot. So if i go next time i'll prolly see him. He's like super funny please. Then when the last song was over, the whole bunch of people came over and Xx was like "Wah! Brother and sister already arh?" Rukesh and i just laughed only.

Then the whole group started shouting "Hey Mok Tuck!" And Rukesh got a shock please. He actually asked me what kind of poem was "Hey Mok Tuck." I fucking laughed till i want to die. Funny fella lah. Clubbing extends your social circle please.

Mos next week. For those that are already 18. Sheila's an exception. =)