penang has movable bus stops.

i asked rafiq to tell me a joke/ story today. and he did. he told me about his trip to penang. he stayed with his cousin in this kampong. then theres like no transport. you gotta walk 15mins to the bus stop under the hot sun. and the bus stop has got no shelter. in short. the bus stop looks like this and he and his cousin has to squat on the ground and wait for the bus. the bus only comes like every forty minutes. and its the super old kind with black smoke coming out of the exhaust and looks as if its gonna break down any moment. and note that rafiq's telling me half of the story in malay. then comes the funny part.
rafiq: ' the bus stop is just a stick with a sign.'
fiona:' a STICK with a sign?'
rafiq:' ya. just a stick liddat. and if you happy. you take the stick out and bring it along with you.'
fiona:' WHAT?'
rafiq:' yah. you happy you take the stick and stab it anywhere you want.'
fiona:' as in i can take out the stick and move it across the road also can?'
rafiq:' yah. can. the bus wil stop when the driver sees the stick. they dun care about the place.'
at this point of time. i burst out laughing and i couldnt stop. i laughed till i cried. and the guys were freaked at my laughter. so NOW i know penang has movable bus stops. WOW.


we had like five free periods today. two of which we ignored the teacher. then at 1.25pm. all the chinese people chowed. because there was chinese orals. but me and two others chaboled class. we had our orals ytd you see. HAWHAW. then the stupid weiyan spat out his honeydew at the rest of the girls. fucking disgusting sia.he calls it his "SPECIAL POWER". its damn disgusting i tell you. okay. sam's bday tmr. but her grandma passed on. so i dunno how thing are gonna o tmr. and i wanna play pool? anyone?
`mwa