I'm sucha smart bitch.
Anyway, i reached my tutor's house and i saw no shoes outside. How about i thought Sher bluff me today got tution? Then my tutor open the door and she was super surprised to see me being the first to reach.
I hear from Sher that i got an award today. No, not the award for Least Days Of School Attended. But for NYAA, an award i was supposed to receive last year. They cheebyed me by only giving it to me this year.
I just felt like swearing. Because i'm fucking annoyed.
And how about i hear that my English has dropped to a C6.
Fucking hell. Must be all the swearing i've been doing.
Went to Neh's house after dinner with Sher. Her cat is fucking fat and cute please! Fat like a sausage. Then the fur is super alot, like afro hair like that. Persian cats are nice! Then i went to see her snake. I couldnt find it at first, because i was alittle afraid to approach the cage.
Wait it bites me how? I dun want to die.
Then again, its cool to die from a snakebite okay. Imagine yourself all pale and dead, then got two holes on your arm or what. Then your friends' are going to tell their friends that they have a friend who died from a snakebite. COOL OKAY.
Its cool because i say so. Theres no arguement about it.
I didnt get to see her monkey because it was with someone else. But its fucking cute okay! The eyes big big one. Itsa slow loris!
Hung out at her house, exclaiming at people's friendsters and whatnot. Then helped her pack her clothes. She has too many underwear please, i swear. All the sexy sexy ones she bought back from Thailand. Funny can!
We went down to Tamp to pick up Ahgu, because he's a disabled person today. Apparently he sprained his ankle while in camp. I also have no idea how he did it. But its funny please.
So we went down to 85 to eat. Guo wei came down also. As usual, he was his usual annoying self.
Uncle: "Okay, total %$^**%$."
GW: "How much ah?! $12.60?
Me: *stares at GW's bewildered face and laugh*
GW: *to Uncle* "How much ah?"
Uncle: "$3.60"
GW: "$1.80 for one can of drink?!"
Me: "HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!"
Uncle: "No, your friend ordered another drink. So all count together."
GW: "Orh. Okay."
FUCKING FUNNY CAN?
You cannot imagine Guo Wei's face lah! I laughed till i wanted to die please.
Then there was this guy who came to clear the table. Guowei was still eating his omelette and the guy just cleared his chilli sauce. So Guowei was looking all over the place for his chilli sauce when it was already in the bin. The guy who cleared the table noticed that Guowei was looking for something. He then presumed that Guowei was looking for his chilli sauce and he dipped his hand back into the bin and took out Guowei's chilli sauce for him.
You should have seen Guowei's face. It was a fucking classic.
Then when we were all done. We went over to the inner part of 85 and got entertained by Jj's friends. They were super good in magic tricks. This i swear by my name, Fiona Ang. This guy was shuffling Neh's card into the deck. The card had her name on it. He shuffle and shuffle then suddenly i look up and the fucking card was at his mouth!
Cheebye.
I pushed Neh and shouted "VANESSA!" Then Neh looked up and she chua sai to see her card at his mouth okay! If i had balls, they would have gone over to kowtow to him and beg him to be their master. I'm that serious. He's that good. So after alot of card tricks, Neh decided to be funny by telling us that she had a trick.
She did the separate-thumb-from-hand trick. Which is so primary school please. Then she took out note from my wallet and asked the guys.
Neh: "You believe i can tear these notes?"
Then she acts as if she's tearing the notes, with the sound and all. You should have seen Guowei. Jj, Johan and Dave's face. It was fucking hilarious okay! They stunned for awhile then recovered and started fooling around with the trick also. After awhile, it became quite annoying.
Ahgu then started telling Neh and i, about what happened to him previously.
All i can say is that the girl is mad. End of story.
Reminds me of the guy last year. *shudders*
We all left at 230am. My cab fare back home was a muthafucking $24.
Bloody cheebye.
$24 can feed like 4people in Thailand okay! I'm super annoyed about that fact. Bloody hell.
I found this online. Its fucking true. Like fuck you.
Your view on yourself:
Other people find you very interesting, but you are really hiding your true self. Your friends love you because you are a good listener. They'll probably still love you if you learn to be yourself with them.
The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for:
You like serious, smart and determined people. You don't judge a book by its cover, so good-looking people aren't necessarily your style. This makes you an attractive person in many people's eyes.
Your readiness to commit to a relationship:
You are ready to commit as soon as you meet the right person. And you believe you will pretty much know as soon as you meet that person.
The seriousness of your love:
You are very serious about relationships and aren't interested in wasting time with people you don't really like. If you meet the right person, you will fall deeply and beautifully in love.
Your views on education:
Education is very important in life. You want to study hard and learn as much as you can.
The right job for you:
You have plenty of dream jobs but have little chance of doing any of them if you don't focus on something in particular. You need to choose something and go for it to be happy and achieve success.
How do you view success:
You are confident that you will be successful in your chosen career and nothing will stop you from trying.
What are you most afraid of:
You are afraid of having no one to rely on in times of trouble. You don't ever want to be unable to take care of yourself. Independence is important to you.
Who is your true self:
You are mature, reasonable, honest and give good advice. People ask for your comments on all sorts of different issues. Sometimes you might find yourself in a dilemma when trapped with a problem, which your heart rather than your head needs to solve.
Tell me if you think this is so muthafucking true about me.
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