MSN conversation with Ernest.

See! People like Yiwen has decided to help me with my Maths. I feel loved! Yay! Now, wouldnt it be nice if i passed and i photocopy my results to throw at their faces? Okay, i shall not be so mean. I'm a very nice person actually, NOT.

I wanted to go to school badly today, but i woke up with a fever and i thought i was gonna die. Its like the same situation earlier this year where i told Bedah that i'll die before my eighteenth birthday. How interesting i say. So i think i'll die before my nineteenth birthday, since Mel says i'll die young. HAHAHAHA.

I was listening to Cascada-Miracle. Then i thought of Mel and laughed. Techno is such emo music really. Trance is probably the bomb because it makes you feel like you're in Genting. I like!

I swear i'm a bimbo. I think Jean passed her diesease to me okay. You see this Jean! Yes, you see, MJ told me ytd that from Wednesday onwards, its holidays till 11Sept where we start prelims. So Bedah comes and askes me when the school is celebrating Teachers' day. I stun for like five seconds then i told her tmr. But tmr is like 24th Aug. So its like abit nonsensical if we celebrate Teachers' Day. So i start panicking and smsing half the world asking about school tmr and shit like that. Then i realised that MJ was talking about next week. '________'

KNS.

The following is a long long conversation between Ernest and me. He's the most no shyness person after Mel okay. I swear.

Read on.

Fionie Jade Dragons. says:
i think if you walk anywhere, one pile of shit will hit you
Fionie Jade Dragons. says:
so KNS lor
Elshenderific - i hope that when you die, you die in pain or suffering says:
NO LOH
Elshenderific - i hope that when you die, you die in pain or suffering says:
WON'T ONE LOH
Elshenderific - i hope that when you die, you die in pain or suffering says:
THE SHIT COME MY WAY WILL AVOID ME ONE
Elshenderific - i hope that when you die, you die in pain or suffering says:
HOMING
Fionie Jade Dragons. says:
who the hell or what the hell?
Elshenderific - i hope that when you die, you die in pain or suffering says:
ever heard of a homing missle ?
Elshenderific - i hope that when you die, you die in pain or suffering says:
it follows the target until it hits it ?
Fionie Jade Dragons. says:
ORH
Fionie Jade Dragons. says:
CHEY
Fionie Jade Dragons. says:
i tot what
Elshenderific - i hope that when you die, you die in pain or suffering says:
NOOB
Elshenderific - i hope that when you die, you die in pain or suffering says:
i think i can replace the word noob with your name already
Elshenderific - i hope that when you die, you die in pain or suffering says:
WAH LAU EH JEAN
Elshenderific - i hope that when you die, you die in pain or suffering says:
WHY YOU SO FIONA ONE
Fionie Jade Dragons. says:
THANKS
Elshenderific - i hope that when you die, you die in pain or suffering says:
welcome !
Elshenderific - i hope that when you die, you die in pain or suffering says:
i just wanted to say how fiona you are
Fionie Jade Dragons. says:
you shut up okay
Fionie Jade Dragons. says:
i'm not that noob
Fionie Jade Dragons. says:
you are
Fionie Jade Dragons. says:
viceroy new packaging
Elshenderific - i hope that when you die, you die in pain or suffering says:
i'm not that fiona okay

Part TWO.

Elshenderific - i hope that when you die, you die in pain or suffering says:
you wait
Elshenderific - i hope that when you die, you die in pain or suffering says:
i ask my lawyer send you love letter tomorrow
Fionie Jade Dragons. says:
LOVE LETTER?
Fionie Jade Dragons. says:
you think chinese new year arh
Elshenderific - i hope that when you die, you die in pain or suffering says:
not the chinese new year goody fiona
Fionie Jade Dragons. says:
you dun come here and be a cb arh
Elshenderific - i hope that when you die, you die in pain or suffering says:
*shakes to reggae*
Elshenderific - i hope that when you die, you die in pain or suffering says:
neh ni neh ni bu bu
Elshenderific - i hope that when you die, you die in pain or suffering says:
tml my lawyer send you 'love letter'
Elshenderific - i hope that when you die, you die in pain or suffering says:
you die fiona
Elshenderific - i hope that when you die, you die in pain or suffering says:
you die

I cut and copied the conversation to Jean.

Fionie Jade Dragons. says:
she doesnt know whats love letters can
Elshenderific - i hope that when you die, you die in pain or suffering says:
LOVE LETTER GOT TWO KIND OMFG FIONA
Fionie Jade Dragons. says:
got meh?
Elshenderific - i hope that when you die, you die in pain or suffering says:
FIONA AH FIONA
Fionie Jade Dragons. says:
got square and round?
Elshenderific - i hope that when you die, you die in pain or suffering says:
*slaps forehead*
Elshenderific - i hope that when you die, you die in pain or suffering says:
one is the cny goody
Elshenderific - i hope that when you die, you die in pain or suffering says:
can eat one
Elshenderific - i hope that when you die, you die in pain or suffering says:
the other is what people write to their crushes ?
Elshenderific - i hope that when you die, you die in pain or suffering says:
OMFG
Elshenderific - i hope that when you die, you die in pain or suffering says:
THAT IS SO BASIC CAN
Fionie Jade Dragons. says:
CHEY
Fionie Jade Dragons. says:
i tot what weird cny goodie shape or what lah
Elshenderific - i hope that when you die, you die in pain or suffering says:
fiona...
Elshenderific - i hope that when you die, you die in pain or suffering says:
i'm throughly disappointed in you
Fionie Jade Dragons. says:
what lah
Elshenderific - i hope that when you die, you die in pain or suffering says:
you've been mixing around with jean too much
Fionie Jade Dragons. says:
i think so too.
Elshenderific - i hope that when you die, you die in pain or suffering says:
you two are the epitome of noobness
Fionie Jade Dragons. says:
no
Fionie Jade Dragons. says:
where got
Elshenderific - i hope that when you die, you die in pain or suffering says:
there
Elshenderific - i hope that when you die, you die in pain or suffering says:
got liao
Elshenderific - i hope that when you die, you die in pain or suffering says:
*points to you*

I cut and pasted more of the conversation to Jean.

Elshenderific - i hope that when you die, you die in pain or suffering says:
pasting everything to jean will not help
Elshenderific - i hope that when you die, you die in pain or suffering says:
she same case as you
Fionie Jade Dragons. says:
hahahahahhaha
Fionie Jade Dragons. says:
she tell you arh
Fionie Jade Dragons. says:
she dun understand also.

This part is when Ernest gets to the point of no shyness. I cannot take it.

Elshenderific - i hope that when you die, you die in pain or suffering says:
i swear man
Elshenderific - i hope that when you die, you die in pain or suffering says:
i'm too cute for words
Fionie Jade Dragons. says:
FUCK YOU
Fionie Jade Dragons. says:
no shyness
Elshenderific - i hope that when you die, you die in pain or suffering says:
really
Elshenderific - i hope that when you die, you die in pain or suffering says:
i think if i grab a bowl and look at it long enough
Elshenderific - i hope that when you die, you die in pain or suffering says:
the bowl will grow eyes and cry
Fionie Jade Dragons. says:
HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAH
Elshenderific - i hope that when you die, you die in pain or suffering says:
and ask god why i'm so cute
Fionie Jade Dragons. says:
dbl fuck you

He decides to replace the word noob with my name. Hence the following.

Fionie Jade Dragons. says:
i'm like lost
Elshenderific - i hope that when you die, you die in pain or suffering says:
you always are
Elshenderific - i hope that when you die, you die in pain or suffering says:
that's why i say you're so fiona !
Elshenderific - i hope that when you die, you die in pain or suffering says:
FIONA FIONA FIONA FIONA
Fionie Jade Dragons. says:
huh?
Fionie Jade Dragons. says:
WTF LA

SEE! He's full of shit! I think next time i see him and he opens his mouth, all the shit will fall out.
Or else he eats too much corn, too corny already.