I decided to open my mail at Guide2Party today and i had like seven messages. I was randomly picking through them because i wanted to check out if i had any interesting ones.
WHAT? CANNOT MEH?
You'll do the same anyway, so dun you dare argue with that.
So i came across this mail that was titled "You look familiar." I was kinda depressed already because i was thinking how stupid can their pick-up lines get. I clicked on it and i jumped.
Not literally.
This guy that i have never seen before in the eighteen years that i've lived actually went like "Arent you one of the servers at Mt Faber?" This is not funny. I'm serious. You go try getting a shock like that.
So i'm like amazed that someone actually remembers me even though it was just a short stint at Altivo. How interesting. I'm very amused with that fact. Extremely amused.
On top of that, i have some very good outdated piece of news! I got my Chinese Os result back recently and i'm extremely glad and pleased and estatic and whatever to announce that i got a freaking C6.
I mean, CAN YOU BELIEVE I PASSED?!
Like, fuck you. I fucking passed Chinese! Now heres the best part. Are you ready? I got Merit for Orals! Thats like a fucking one grade away from Distinction! I swear i did not threaten the examiners to give me a better score. But hell, i sure did blabber alot in the examination room. They gave me some nonsense question asking my opinon about kids who sue their parents? I felt like telling them that i havent sued mine yet. I came up with alot of bullshit to tell them and i definetely used English in the whole conversation.
But hell, i passed! Yay. And i decided not to retake my Chinese because i dun have much time to study for my other subs.
On the down part was meeting up with the 4EBians at Chong Pang. I dunno if its me. But i've never really felt the connection between me and them. Its as if i was just there because i'm there. How sick. The looks i got when i started smoking. As if you guys didnt know i smoke.
I havent been to school in many days. The thing is, i want to go, but i can never seem to wake up in time due to insomnia. Yes, i have insomnia. Its kinda intense because i can never fall asleep before 4am and its killing me slowly from the inside. Okay, i must must must go to school on Monday. I cannot afford to not go anymore. Only 2months more. I shall live to see daylight!
I think i need to pee. As in like now. YES. The feeling's there.
I shall rant about something now. Lets see, what made me annoyed recently? Okay, nothing. OHMYFUCKINGGAWD. I remember now. See, some time back i went to Orchard Towers. First off, i'm not a kuay. So dun try your shits on me. A bunch of us went to OT to check out the tattoo studios there. Okay, sad to say that they all look quite fucked up so i dun really care. But the thing i must tell you people about is the trannies! I'm not against trannies and i've never disapprove of them. So i'm not insulting any of you"girls" if you happen to read this post.
I was on my way to the stairs when i saw this "lady" who had boobs that were bigger then mine. Now, this is an achievement because i've yet to encounter anybody who has boobs comparable to mine. She was in this black tube and her tits were like falling out. I SWEAR. What she did next made my brain slow down for three seconds. She was looking at her reflection and all of a sudden, she lifted one boob out of her tube and readjusted it back in its place again.
I was superbly horrified.
I was pretty traumatised by the whole thing and Shaik saw the entire threesecondbooblifting scene too! Both of us just looked at one another then we headed up to the third floor to discuss about it. Neh didnt see that "lady" when we were in the second floor so she didnt exclaim about anything. But when she looked over the railings, and saw the "lady's" boobs, she jumped back and gave me a blank stare. I laughed. I knew exactly what she was thinking of and i laughed.
Neh was going "Eh! Pan pua liap! Pan pua liap!" (roughly translated "half a boob" in dialect)
All my boys were checking the "lady's" tits from the third floor. I think they had a field day. It was intriguing to see the guys reactions. And basically Neh, Xia and i were like kuay lah. All the men looked at us with perverse stares. How annoying. I refuse to bow down to men being the superior gender. I shall go grow a dick with Viagra. Maybe not.
I'm itching to get another tattoo. My wishlist is updated with new stuff! =)
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