PS

Viceroy is being a bitch. I dun give two fucks if its male or female. But i swear Viceroy's being a bitch. I've been a great fan of Viceroy since i dun know when. Now, the thanks i get is that they've stopped productions for Viceroy and that resulted in me not getting my favourite Viceroy Menthol Super Lights. Can you just imagine my annoyed face? I'm seriously fucking annoyed. Its like everymuthafuckingwhere i go, theres not even half a pack. Okay, since when they sell in like half packs, but WHO CARES?

Its the best cigs to smoke.

The bomb of all bombs. Majority of my group smokes Viceroy. So now we're left hanging. I had to go to SIX 7-11s to find ONE PACK. So imagine my discomfort. Best of all that was 3days ago. Now, theres none everywhere i go. Okay, i didnt intend to rhyme at all, so dun critisize me.

I'm one annoyed bitch. You'll find out why later.

Two days ago, on Saturday. Part of the group met up to chill out. I still had Viceroy then and i was a happy bitch. Neh just got her allowance so she went on a spree, buying like everything that she saw. Then we went to chill at Ljs while waiting for the rest to turn up. Ljs was being another slut okay. Whats the point of having a outside area when you cant smoke? It weird to the max. I was pretty ready to pull the table and chairs over to the open air area and smoke till i drop. Then Ken came, he was walking towards us and i turned to look at him. I started staring behind Ken because i saw a handsome boy. My heart started beating faster and i was like having mild hyperventilation, i swear. It was Mitchell lah! He fucking handsome boy please. I think i fell for him that night. As in like for one night only.

Handsome boy please. He wore this formal shirt with jeans and leather shoes, and his hair was like all neat and nice. Fucking handsome boy please. In case you're new and shit, i have a fetish for men that wear formal stuff.

Then Shiak and Baoyi came along and that was the whole bunch of us. We all smoked near Ljs's railing and then Neh suggested clubbing. The whole bunch of us walked to Boat Quay and i got them into Rav. Then we went to eat because Gab complained that he was hungry. We waited like fucking long for our food.

Me: "Dajie, wo men de shi wu ne? Ni men yao qu hai lao hai xian shi ma?"
(Sister, wheres our food? You all haven go to the sea and fish yet arh?)
Her: "Dui bu qi. Wo men hen mang, shuo yi hui yi dian jiu."
(Sorry, we're busy. So its taking longer then usual.)

Then the food came and we all ate. Baoyi left first then Neh. She ggff lah. =) Gab and Sheila were leaving soon. So it was down to Shaik, Ken, Mitch, Mel and me. The four of us went into Rav to watch soccer and drink. Brazil fucking lost. Thank God i never bet. Mel, Mitch and i left to eat breakfast while Ken and Shaik became gays. The three of us were sitting by the river when we heard like alot of tables and chairs slaming onto the floor. We looked up and saw like a whole lot of indians fighting like mad. Tables and chairs were flying, policemen were running to the scene. Then we saw like five cop cars and half the group got handcuffed and brought back to the station. Madness i swear.

We walked past the scene and it was sheer madness. Tables and chairs lay broken and there was like blood on the floor. So we were strolling past when the policeman asked us to walk faster because he wanted to take pictures. The three of us accelerated immediately. We walked back to Rav where we saw like another lot of policemen outside Desire. They raided the place and came out with one guy. Then he got up the van and Rav got raided next. It was the night for raids please. Ken and Shiak joined us and we left to take the bus home. I was fucking tired.

Then on Sunday, i met up with Mel at Far East for dinner. I was late because i was still searching for Viceroy and no fuck place has it. I was really fucking annoyed. In the end, i bought SKL Cherry Menthol. Its not bad a cig anyway. I met up with Mel and we went for cutlet rice at L5. I was about to sit down when i turned and i saw SUE YUHUI. I havent seen her for three fucking years and now when i'm about to have dinner with Mel, she appears. How interesting. So i went over to talk to her for while and i finally got to pinch her fat cheeks. Then she left after awhile.

Mel and i left after eating and i was asking if we should walk to PS. He gave me the have-you-gone-mad face and i stunned for like three seconds before following him to the bus stop to wait for a bus. Once we got to PS, we met up with Mitch, Baoyi, Shiak and Ken. We chilled at Starbucks and talked. Then Jean arrived and brought a whole entourage of people with her. The whole bunch of them sat down together with us and we all talked for while. We got chased after awhile because Starbucks wanted to chain the chairs together. Numbskulls.

So we all decided to be anjedis and sit right smack in front of the entrance. Then Jean's group left and Mel also left to fetch his papa from the airport. So the five of us went over to Cathay to check out the place. It was boring to the max, so we decided to play hide and seek. Ken was the catcher and the rest of us went to a different level each and hid. I hid behind this wooden door and prayed that no one would find me. After like ten minutes, i heard Mitch calling for us to come out and leave the place. Apparently, something happened.

Both Mitch and Shaik saw a face staring at them. Ken heard someone coughing and sniffling. Mitch waved to this girl who looked like Baoyi when he was in the elevator. I was the only one who didnt see anything, and i'm the one with the gift.

We left the place and played games at Dhoby Ghaut. Then Mel came with the car and we all went to Bencoolen to eat. It started raining damn heavily and so we all went home.