I've got one.
Your mother's so black, that her shadow got confused.
Beat that. =)
Blog's really going on a hiatus. I need time to study. No online shopping either, how saddening please.
RAHH.
I bought two pairs of jeans in two days. They cost a bomb, but i like! I'll be back okay. Meanwhile i've arranged for people to guest blog for me. So that you'll be somewhat entertained. Its not what you usually get from me, but make do okay. =D