WTF!

Its been so long since i last updated my blog.

My life is sucha routine nowadays. I wake up, go work, come home and sleep. I dun have any time for myself. I do need a life you know.

I attended the alumni camp on the 25th-27th. WAH! I regret going please. My mense didnt make things easier for me becuase it was on heavy flow . Fuck it lah. But it was fun because i was talking to Melvin the whole night long and he's like pretty funny please. I really wonder why i never talked to him before. Best of all, both of us joined the retainers club. We took off our braces already. WHOOPIEE!!~

I had to work on Sunday and i ws freaking tired. I had Isham's Raptor card with me so i was just swiping away. Then i was bored so i decided to play Solitare on the Raptor machine when a customer came up behind me and gave me a shock. I took his order and looked around for a Full-timer.

WTF!! ALL DUNNO GO WHERE.

I cant be bothered to give a damn so i just swiped Isham's card and gave him the table. Then when i was going to serve the order, Khairul appeared and asked me if the order was for a new table. I couldnt even be bothered to answer him because i was just so tired. In the end he went and complained to Isham.

Isham then came over.

Isham: "Fiona, i know you like to swipe my card. But when theres a new table you must follow the chart."

Fiona: "I cant be bothered lah. They like to slack so much right. Then i do sales for you lah. Who ask them to slack. I handle the whole of main deck myself what."

Then i walked off.

Who cares about such lazy idiots please. I'm the only one that's working properly. Isham's lucky that i'm doing his sales for him lah.

And today's prom! Basket. I spent like almost $400 just for one night of glam. Argh! fuck it lah. Once in a lifetime anyway. Okay. i got to go get ready now. Updates tonight!!

Chee Wee!!!

I have to announce something.

I THINK CHEE WEE IS FUCKING THE SIBEI THE TAMADE HOT!!

He's HOT with a capital H please! Argh! I cannot take it.

See, Jean and me were talking about something that led to us saying that Chee wee was hot. Then I decided to open my big fat mouth and dared Jean to go tell Chee wee that she thinks he's hot.

KNS!!

She really go and say lah!!!! In the end, i lost one jug of beer to her. Fuck please. But then a bet is a bet and she did after all fulfil it. So now i have to buy her one jug lah. Shit lah. How was i supposed to know that she'll go and say it?

Nvm lah. I shall just give and take.

BUT CHEE WEE IS HOT WHAT!! -whines-

But then came the shocker. KNN!! The guys were all gossiping about which girl is hot lah. Nabey, i can confirm guys gossip also lah. Basket, i really wonder what did they talk about sial. I think confirm got say my boobs one lor. Si ginahs.

Aiyah, fuck care lah. Hot or cold i also cannot be bothered. Then Frank ask me to go and bloody jio Chee wee lah! How to jio please!! So gay leh!!

Chee wee is a bloody good treasure lah. Firstly, he's a University graduate. Secondly, he's good looking. Thirdly, he's a bartender and his pay is kinda high. Fourthly, he doesnt have a girlfriend. Fifthly, he's gentle with girls. Not like some assholes i know. Best of all, he's appreciative of tattoos and piercings.

WALAU!!! THIS KIND OF GUY GO WHERE AND FIND PLEASE!!!

I found out that he actually quite heong (havoc) one. He's got a tribal wristband, piercings on his lip, nose and eyebrow. What's more he did his piercings like SEVEN FREAKING YEARS AGO LAH.

God, please send me men like Chee wee. Dun send me those weirdos like you-know-who. I thank you in advance. Amen.

I think the only flaw he has is that he's TWENTY-SIX ALREADY. Basket, if not arh i will go and buy fishing rod and go fishing already. I cannot take it lah.

Chee Wee's HOT HOT HOT!!

Work today.

So apparently he took advantage of a girl before. Now that i've found out. I've only got two things to say.

FUCKING HELL.

The bad part is that i'll still see him around lah. The good part is that i WILL NEVER work in the same section as him at all because i requested not to. In fact, nobody wants to work with him because of his fucking power hungry attitude.

Nabey Chao Cheeken.

He shouted at me today. Fuck lah. My feet were killing me so i decided to go and sit behind the Glass Bar and shiver. I didnt bring my comms set with me because i couldnt be bothered. So apparently like everyone was comming me and i wasnt around to receive it. Then i kena fuck by Captain.

But i'm alright with that because Captain was doing his job. I went out of the Glass Bar and i met him. He shouted at me asking where was i. So i obviously told him that i was behind the Glass Bar lah. Then he asked me to clear the glasses away in the most rude way ever. I was so pissed that i took the full tray of glasses and marched right into the Glass Bar to screw him back.

So i said "Nabey Cheebye lah! You think i owe you arh?! You better not fucking take that tone with me okay?! If you want me to do something, you better fucking ask nicely. You Cheebye head!"

I was freaking furious lah. I mean what's with the fucking tone? I owe you arh? I killed your family? No what. You think you Full-timer means you good arh? I say FUCK YOU LAH CHEEBYE. If i continue to work for a year arh, i think my post will be much higher then yours lah. You think you work longer then us then you are so muthafucking cheebye big then you're wrong fucker.


On the bright side, i did Faber Rock again today. Yippiee! I'm with Eric today! He's damn funny like Isham. I only like to work with Isham and Eric as ICs. To the hell with the others. We only had 15pax today so it was even easier. Eric kept asking me to go get more bread. I felt that his instructions were funny but i just go and take. In the end, the bloody bread was for us lah. He con me to go down the long flight of stairs just to take bread for him. Basket.

I had Chee wee for bar today. I love Chee wee! He looks like my kindergarden friend and he's one of my favourite bartenders. But too bad he finished work at like 7pm. So i got Lennon lah. Si Chee wee.

Joel was around today too! He had to come back on his off day because of the CEO mtg that we all had to attend. He looks like a small boy. So CUTE!! But dun play play leh, he's a diving instructor who can certify people to become divers. His face forever no expression one. But he's just so cute. I gave him a flower and he said that he never give a girl flowers before and now he got flowers from a girl. He said he was touched. But five minutes later when i saw him again, the flower was gone! BASKET.

I'm actually freaking tired. But i got no choice lah. I scared wait people spam my board asking me to update, so i must automatic abit.

And i have blisters like all over my feet. Fuck blisters.

Captain is actually a very nice person to talk to lah. Shiok! Cabride with him every night!

Drinks at my place.

I dun know why but there seems to be a curious affinity with the Door Bitch position and me. I always kena this fucking post whenever i work please. I'm so irritated.

I'm with Isham today! Yippiee! He sucha fucker but he's a funny fucker so what the hell. I did Faber Rock today. Then some goon go and tell me i kena Door Bitch. I went WTF!!! I hate being a Door Bitch. But then it was just to do door bitching at Faber Rock, so it aint that bad. Then Rudy came along.

ME: "Rudy, you better exchange me VERY SOON OKAY? You know i dun like to do Door Bitch."
Rudy: "I know lah, that day you do already your face like underwear like that."

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Rudy is so funny sometimes. I cannot tahan him. He's my Captain somemore. Today he do things and kena fucked. He never do also kena fucked. So he was quite pissed off. He took off his comms set and slacked behind the bar with me and Tasha. Then everyone was like looking for him lah. Basket lah he.

Then Isham is another fucker. There was this 7pax that came up to main bar. So Isham brought them over to get them seated.

Guest: "I want a seat that got view one."
Isham: "Can! No problem. You want i turn on the spotlight for you?"
Guest: -stares at Isham-

WHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!

I listen to the whole conversation and i cannot take it lah. So bloody funny pls. I nearly died laughing. Then the guest wanted to go toilet, so he told me and khai to give him one minute. Khai go and tell him he take one hour also can. Basketballs man. They made me laugh till i kena cramps. I think by the time i finish working at Altivo, i'll have six pec arh.

Then Isham karchau the Guest somemore.

Guest: "I like this place arh. But the roof i dun like. It keep leaking."
Isham: -acts innocent- "Really arh?"
Guest: "Yarh, i like everything here except for the leaking roof."
Isham: "Okay lah, then next time you come i bring poncho for you lah."

WAH!!!

I CANNOT TAKE IT PLEASE. So bloody funny lah.

Oh right and i have to ask who wants to go drink on Prom Night?? Go my workplace with me. If 10 or more then got discount because i'ma staff there. If i'm not wrong its half price arh. Shiok pls! But its NO AGE LIMIT! I REPEAT, NO AGE LIMIT!!

Got over a thousand drinks there for you lah. So you can slowly pick. Prices range from $5-$650. I checked already. So book your pax with me and i'll bring you guys there.

Two Entries.

I HATE BEING THE DOOR BITCH!!

KNS!!
Always i have to kena this kind of sai kang. Fuck you lah Krispen. I wear comms set you scold. I dun wear comms set you also scold. In the words of Joel, fuck your mother lah.
CB.

I stood for 8 freaking hours as a door bitch just because the schedule was screwed up and we were short handed. I was so bloody pissed off that i glared at everyone that wanted to come in. To make matters worse, the stupid company implemented a fucking dress code. So now its like going clubbing. No slippers, shorts, t-shirts or singlets. You have no idea how many people i had to turn away that night.

I had to stay by my post till 3am. So you just have no idea how fucking pissed off i was. Eventually i fell asleep on the front desk. Joel gave me a huge shock when he rapped on the desk to wake me up. I jumped man. I was just so fucking tired lah. I cannot take it anymore.

What's worse is that the register was short of $700 at first count. So my Captain had to stay behind. Then i also had to stay behind lah, because Captain and i both stay in Yishun and we both have to take same cab. I cannot tahan lah, 4am already and i was still at Glass bar lah. Everything was only done by 430 and the cabs came at FIVE am. I only reached home at 6am.


Friday 18November.
Yay! Ballroom today! But then it started raining and i was like wtf man. The whole room was like a fridge. I had to keep smoking to keep warm lah. He kept trying to talk to me. But i just acted as if i didnt know anything. The whole night like that. He just kept begging and begging. But i still refused to budge. He kept saying he's sorry and that he wants another chance. If i gave everyone who wants to harm me another chance, then i dun think i'll be where i am today lah. So obviously i won't let him have another chance or to let him come near me again.

Altivo was like fuck today. Fuck, even i was called up from the Ballroom to attend to Altivo. Bloody gu niang. The guests like a bloody tsunami like that lah. All come at one shot. How to cope please. What's worse is that Glass Bar had an event so we couldnt go in to get drinks. Instead we had to run all the way to Faber Rock just to get drinks and to bill customers. Fuck lah. I was to one doing the billing so i had to carry one huge stack of bill books and run.
KNN!

I was so pissed off the whole night and all the other part timers left at 1am lah. Fuck man. Then all i have to do. Lucky dun need to move the tables and chairs or else i'll really scream.
I was so angry please. Everything also i have to do and i'm also the one thats getting harrassed by that fucker. Bloody hell lah.

But work is still fun because i still have Bob to gimmie a bear hug!

Facade.

Your thousands apologies can NEVER cover the things that you said to me. NEVER. So just eff off and screw a piece of charsiew.
Yes, you made me fall for you. But i guess i'm just gotta get right back up on my feet like how i always do.

God, you made me strong in all areas except this one. I will overcome this. Watch over me as i go about my daily routines.

Grand Opening of Mount Faber.

The Opening was pretty hectic. So many new part timers turned up to work just because the pay was $10/hr. Obviously there was alot of sai kang to do lah. -mutters- si hanis. He was sucha irritant. Stupid fella. Anyway, i was initially assigned to Ballroom. But then i realised ah fuck, the Ballroom was VVIP! The i dun want to go already. What if i drop the glasses on the Minister? Paiseh to the max please. So i got Faber Rock instead with the sluts. Super dislike them please. So bitchy and useless. Cannot do then GO HOME AND SLEEP LAH.

Just because you were too fucking lazy to go and serve/clear glasses doesnt mean you can just swop with me what. It isnt the first time she has done this somemore. Fucking irritant. I was so freaking irritated that i went over to Altivo. Fuck her lah. I hate to work with sucha useless bum. Khai didnt come in also. So work wasnt that fun already. Apparently he's got an "MC". Issham go and tell me he kena bike accident. I laughed like mad. Work was damn tiring because of the few sluts who refused to do their share of the work. They just kept eating and drinking. Muthafuckers.


BOB!! He was sweating like no tmr. Even his sleeves changed colour.

Jean! The mad woman loves piercings and is my funny friend.



Sherrie and Germaine. This two arh, made me laugh so loudly at the Faber Rock when we were eating. Basket. We were all toasting to the Grand Opening and we all got champange on hand. So when you toast finish, you drink the stupid drink right?

Sherrie: " Germaine! You shouldnt drink! You're Christian leh."
Germaine: "But Jesus drank wine."

WAH!
i cannot tahan this two please. So bloody funny that i nearly fell down.


And this is the tallest christmas tree in the world. Theres shows every night to let people pay to see the lighting up with fireworks and everything. Its nicer in real life but i just dun have a good picture of it because i was working and i anyhow snapped a shot in a hurry.




Tuesday 15November.
Most fucked up day at work.

I cannot take it. Main deck can earn $4k in one night. Then why the fuck only got so little people at work? What? So now we cannot afford to pay people to work already arh? So little people then how? Everyone have to do three times their workload yesterday.Then i was supposed to be in the Ballroom with air-con then kena pulled to become Door Bitch.
KNN!

Its like never mind lah i Door Bitch. I'm willing to learn. But i stand there for FIVE fucking hours and theres like no rotation lah. I cannot sit down somemore. Worst of all, theres stupid bitch kept barging her way in when i fucking told her that the area is for DINERS WITH RESERVATIONS ONLY.
CCB!

Dun understand then say lah bitch. You think i owe you meh? You think just because you booked Faber Ballroom means i have to let you go wherever you want? NO. Nabey, i was freaking pissed with her because i was given specific instructions to NOT LET ANY OUTSIDER IN. So if you not happy then YOUR PROBLEM LAH.

If you think that talking to my bosses helps then you're fucking wrong. My bosses are even more of a bitch then me please. See you ask them so many billion times and still the answer is a NO what. If you cannot understand a simple NO then go to hell lah. I also dun want to serve you.

Thank God Issham told me to go help with Faber Rock's diners. If not i think i'll be standing till 1am please. Then we got like a sper huge trayload of free food. Just because Ida decided to open her mouth and tell the chef that she was hungry. Funny please. So we got alot of stuff to eat and i was so full after that.

Then i could slack already. The day's work was over. I never want to work like that again.

You kept making me feel loved.
The way you touched my hair.
The way you kept wanting to massage me.
The hot drink you brought me after i told you that i was tired.
It made the day's bad moments go away.

You lighted my cigs for me.
You made me laugh my guts out.
You made sure that i didnt drink too much tequila.
Because you knew i would get drunk.
I loved all of that.
But i cant be with you.
Not yet.
I'm sorry.

I dreamt of you.
In my dreams you died in a horrible fire.
I was lost in grief.
The crying wouldnt stop.
Not even when i woke up.
The tears just kept coming.
I was so afraid.
Dun go anywhere.
Stay where you are.

My workplace.

Hello,

I went down for a rehearsal at Altivo today. I took a cab with Millie because we were freaking late and the cab fare came up to $15 lah. HEART PAIN PLEASE.

We got there and reported to Hanis. He asked us both to go and slack at the sofa. So we slack lah. Then we were bored so we took pictures, loads of them. So you guys shall get a view of what i get everyday at work.

I didnt know that we were getting paid to slack on the sofa till the guys came over and asked us what time we punched in. How was i supposed to know right? So i asked Hanis and he no choice but to tell us that we were getting paid. That means that if i didnt ask him, i eat air and water for today lah. Basket, si Hanis.

I know my job is super fun and super well-paid. But its like i dun think the environment is very good for the younger generation. Its like the people there smoke like nobody's business and their cigs like never end. Alchohol is free flow and never ending also. You can just tell the bartender to make for one for you.

So i think thats one of the reasons why they dun really accept people who are 16.

I left with Millie around 530pm. So many people want to date me for dinner please. Except for g lah. So i had dinner three times today. Madness please.

Working tmr at 2pm-3am. WHOOPIEE!~ tmr's pay is at $10/hr. -sings- If i was a rich girl....

New job.

I QUIT MY HOTEL JOB!! I hated it there. The stewpid place cannot even pay me on time and its so troublesome to go all the way to Finance and cash my voucher. I told my Manager that i wanted to quit, IN HER FACE. Then she no choice had to let me go. You have no idea how many times i had to go up and down the stupid lift to get my IC, Manager signature etc. Bloody place. Waste of my time only.

Rushed to meet Millie at Harbourfront next. She had a familiar someone with her and i knew who was it the moment i got a clear view. Since when Soonkiat become Eddie? Then we three rushed to take the cablecar. I never take cablecar before. But it was so freaking hot lah, i dun want to take anymore but i got no choice because its the only mode of transport up the mountain. I filled up the application form then i sat down to wait, but the receptionist told me to go and get my uniform. WAH, i just apply then can work already man. Its like immediately i start. But the only thing i have to complain about the job is the freaking UNIFORM. Let me show you.


So freaking UGLY right??
Okay lah, thats my friend Millie. She looks alright but i super dislike togas. If it was a spagetti then the entire thing's different. It makes it worse when i've got broad shoulders. Tsk.

Basically we've gotta just serve drinks. (NO, i'm not a beer auntie.) I was the only one serving beer because the rest didnt know how to pour it. The bad thing about it is that half the room of people all drank beer. So you can like imagine how many times i went back to refill my jug. I was so tired please. The caucasions were not exactly short either. The whole function was for a famous TV Channel. So i got to see some famous people. They had to dress up as a movie character for this function.

By the end of the event, 2 guests had jumped into the koi pond and 80% of the people there were freaking drunk. They not drunk i also salute arh. I keep topping up their drinks and the beer, tequila, vodka and burbon were all FREE FLOW. So it all flowed to their minds lah. Theres this caucasion that was so freaking drunk that he got it to his head that he was the boss of the place and ordered Millie and me to collect all the rock glasses. Both of us were like confused with the fella's actions. He can automatically go and take Vodka Lime from the bar and serve to the people. As if he works here like that. BONKERS ALREADY lah.

Then theres this other woman, she likes champagne ALOT. The whole night she was drinking champagne. So she got drunk and she came up to me at the bar. The champagne was all gone from my side of the bar.

Guest: -wobbles around and points finger- "I want champagne!"
ME: "Sorry, theres no more champagne."
Guest: -jabs finger- "NO, i saw some just now at the other bar!"
ME: "Uh, okaaayyyy."
Guest: "YOU come with me! I want champagne."
ME: "HUH!" (But i still followed.)
She pulls me to the other bar and shoves the glass at me.
ME to bartender: "Gimmie a champagne!"
Bartender looks at the Guest.
Bartender: "She's drunk is it?"
ME: "YES! JUST GIVE THE DARN CHAMPAGNE TO HER LAH."
Bartender shrugs and hands me the glass. I hand it to the Guest and walked away. She started talking to the champagne glass lah. Scary please.

Then came the Best Dressed Section of the programme. Theres like four types of people who went up lah. Theres Garfield, Dorothy from Wizard of Oz, Man in a Bridal Gown, Gladiators.
Wah, they were all invited to "persuade" the audience to vote for them by cheering lah. So the He-bride went first, he tried to show off his disgusting hairy leg lah. Super funny please. Then came to Dorothy, she dance dance dance and flipped up her skirt to the audience lah! Her undies was the british flag please. WAH! Everyone was cheering like mad. Then the Gladiators came and danced to YMCA. Super funny because they tried to act mucho and gay at the same time.

In the end the Garfield won, i have no idea what she did but i think she tried to hump something. Aiyah, dun care lah.

Khairul, my team leader. He tried to dance with me the first time and i freaked lah. I mean he put his freaking face so near to mine. I half thought he was gonna kiss me and i was about to slap him but i stopped in time. He kept trying to dance with me everytime he sees me move to the club beats. Stewpid pervert. But he got respect when i told him to get lost lah. So it was alright anyway.

My team sat down for a break and for food and drinks. Then Khairul came along again and he sat like freaking close to me lah. So he started smoking.

ME: "Eh, if the cig kena my leg. We will go roadside and settle!"
Khairul: "Uh? Oh, okay lah. Sorry." -hides cig under chair-
ME: "You better not burn me arh. If not i will ask the taxi driver to knock you down."
Khairul: "HAHA!"

I was so damn scared of his cig lah. He hold so close to my legs somemore. Stewpid idert. Then we went to move the like 20 tables to the Rock section. The tables dunno made of what please, so heavy sial. Then we finally could go and change and we all came up to wait for the cabs to come.

Then i met Bob. His name isnt Bob lah. I have no idea why he's called Bob also. But he's very cute because he has like freaking deep dimples! He says that when he was small, he took chopsticks and shoved them into the dimple holes to make them deeper. I laughed like no tmr. Funny lah the fella.

Me: "Eh, you malays got custom to pay money for heads right?"
Bob: "Yarh."
Me: "How much sial?"
Bob: "$3.50 one head."
Me: "Okay what, cheap what!"
Bob: "But you imagine got how many Malays that they collect from?"
Me: "OH YARH ARH! I never go and think of that man. Then the money how? Keep in Treasury?"
Bob: "HOW I KNOW? I also not the collect head money one. If i was i won't be sitting here already."
Me: "YARH!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"

Then the cabs came and we all went down. Dun play play man. My company calls for Merc cabs to send us home lah. So i reached home around 430AM.

put the lime in the coke, you nut.

I just recalled a conversation with Margt.

After service.
Margt: "Eh Fiona, hurry up!"
Me: "Huh? For what?"
Margt: "We can rush for the lift then dun need to take the stairs!"
Me: -stares at Margt- "I cannot believe that you just said that."

Funny leh she. I really have no idea how she thinks of such things which makes me laugh all the time.

Last night of YLDP camp 2005

hello,

I'm in school right now. Its the last night of camp!!! The comm's very busy right now because they're on a freaking tight schedule. Poor things lah, tonight dun need to sleep already. I checked out at 3plus in the afternoon to go home and rest for awhile. I was pretty tired when i got home and i just wanted to die on my bed and never wake up. I had alot of things to do in so little time.

I left home at 6 to head down to church for Tabernacle. Tabernacle was great but i wasnt at my best lah. I fell asleep a couple of times and i think i gave my neighbour a heart attacks because i kept nodding to sleep abruptly. She kept staring at me out of the corner of her eye. Maxim was so freaking tall that he blocked me and Marg from reading the lyrics off the screen. Marg kept laughing and laughing. MARGARET MOLESTED A GUY'S HAIR!!!

I left alittle earlier because i had to head back to school to attend the debrief. I fell asleep on the train and by the time i woke up, i was at YCK station. WALAU, i only reached Yishun at 1210am. I got irritated at this idert in the bus queue, he had incoming smses and his freaking ringtone was fucking irritating. Its like a mix of trance and techno. So obviously it sounded bad lah.

His phone rang every two minutes and i was giving him murderous glares all the way till i reached my stop. Stewpid asshole. Super irritating please.

Oh and by the way, the camp food SUCKED big time. I have no idea where did they get this fucking caterer from but i'm as sure as eggs are eggs that i NEVER want to eat anything from them again. I ate their lunch and i had to shit BIG TIME. Wah, even Sabri, jenmark etc all had to berak like every night. Super funny please.

Tonight's supper was still disgusting. The carrot cake was like so freaking oily please. I can half swear that the oil from the caterer is FREE. I seriously dun know how the participants can take it for the past three days. Luckily i'm alumni, so i dun really have to stay and eat the shit that they're eating. CMI man the food. Give me free i also dun want.

So now the comm's in even more of a frenzy to complete their assignments before the deadline. Its 3AM already and i dun think i'm gonna sleep.

Oh, i forgot to mention the sleepwalker. Theres this sec1 fella, he came out of his bunk at like 3am in the morning and he knelt down in the middle of nowhere and he yanked his pants open. Then Aloy slapped him and he woke up.

Sleepwalker: "Why you slap me?"
Aloy: "What you doing?"
Sleepwalker: "I looking for something lah."
Then the sleepwalker went back in to his bunk and rummage around in his bag.
Aloy: "What you looking for?"
Sleepwalker: "Huh? I dunno. I just know that i'm looking or something."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!~~~

I laughed like mad at 4am in the morning when the kids told me the story. I cannot take it man. Seriously. Its bloody funny.

Okay, i got to go. Bye.

hello,

work yesterday at 7 freaking am was a bloody bitch. I swear i hate the f&b line. My hours got extended and it made everything even worse. Then came the lunch hour, where i had to fold like a fucking mountain of napkins. I can officially say that i hate napkins and i never want to see them again.

I had to do section C and i found out that it was booked for some function. Fuck. Luckily they were all having buffet so i just had to clear away the plates. WAH, the buffet serves like alot of seafood. For those who are new to my blog and me, theres only two things i freaking hate in the whole world. Prawns and their eyes. And GUESS WHAT? My workplace serves PRAWNS WITH EYES. My worst nightmare please.

So whenever i had to clear away the plates, i'll see prawns. What's worse is that i hafta carry the huge laden tray on my shoulder and the prawn shells/heads would be right next to my face. Utter ick please. I hate prawns. -shudders-

I was supposed to get off work at 3pm. But the fucking management made me wait for my payment voucher till 3.45pm. Obviously i was pretty pissed because i hate to wait. So they wasted ONE FREAKING HOUR of my time and then i didnt get paid lah. So you have no idea how much sacarsm i gave to the Captain. See, i dun really give a damn.

I left the stupid place in a temper. I literally glared at everyone that walked past me. Then i met up with g and my sister for late lunch at Ramen. We watched Transporter 2 and i fell asleep so i didnt catch the ending.

Went down to school for camp after that. Once i stepped into school, i knew that things wasnt really going well. The HQ looked like fuck seriously. I dun know how can they work in sucha environment. I was pretty disgusted. Stayed up the whole night just to lend some moral support and become the medic.

I've slept for only an hour for the past two days. I only got home at 9am this morning and slept all the way till 8pm, thats like nearly 12hours please. I'm just so freaking tired and i really dun want to move anywhere now. But i think i need to go down to school to lend some support. Bye.

Life's a bitch

I realised that i havent been blogging on a regular basis.

Its only because i'm busy with work and alumni and church etc. I'm freaking tired but money seems to be the only thing that i need right now. What with all the extravagant spending sprees and all. I need moolah. Prom's coming up and i havent gone around searching for a dress yet. Time's so against me. Argh!

I shall elaborate later when i'm back home. I need to go get some sleep because i'm on duty tmr at 7 freaking am. Then i shall lunch with g and then its to school to become a facilitator in the camp. Life's a bitch so do go and fuck around. Not literally of course.

The feet.

Theres one thing i need to announce to the world. MY FEET HURTS LIKE HELL. I think they died and went to heaven already. They're killing me, slowly but surely.

To correct the mistake that i made, i'm NOT working at Ritz. HAHA! Shall not tell you unless you come and ask me personally. Anyway, i went to start work today. WAH!! KNN, i was so freaking tired please! I had to set so many tables that i dun think i ever want to see any cutlery again. I also had to keep going into the kitchen to refill ice water by the jugs. I think the ice machine and i are practically besties already. Not to mention that i nearly slipped like five thousand times? Forget it. I shall not elaborate. F&B really kills the feet. Lucky tmr i'm not working, or else i shall have to be perpared to see my feet resurrect and die again.

G for Happy.

Forgive the 31 f*cks in the previous entry. Oh well, better in then out. =)

I took this dunno what test just now and my results are as follows:

You have confidence in your ability to get things done. You are a leader among friends, and a good one too. You are responsible and like to challenge yourself by taking up difficult tasks - and you usually succeed.You're very careful and circumspect in all matters but you won't face any problems until they actually happen. Also you're a kind and sensitive person.You're a socialite. You go out to party frequently and hang around with lots of people. You're very enthusiastic, ambitious and love challenges.You are vigorous yet gentle. You appear to be mysterious to those who don't know you very well because you don't often reveal your feelings. You like to socialize and are popular among your peers.You are logical, smart and inventive. Sometimes you are too cold to others.

I think its freaking true. Ain't it?


Mummy bought a new teevee! Aquos flat screen. It makes the old teevee look like a joke. Watching television has never been so sweet. mwa.



I was at this bus stop the other night and i saw this two gaylord. The picture proves alot. I swear i just like met gays man. Not that i'm against gayism man.

The fella in white had his arm like roaming all over the guy in black man. It gives a whole new meaning to the term AUTO-ROAMING.

READ ONLY IF YOU'RE SIXTEEN.

RATED NC-16.


FUCK YOU LAH. I'M IN A FUCKING BAD MOOD NOW. DUN FUCKING TRY TO TEST MY FUCKING PATIENCE.

ITS ALL BECAUSE OF THAT ONE FUCKER AND MY LIFE'S LIKE THAT. WHY SHOULD I EVEN BOTHER TALKING TO THAT FUCKER? WHY? SIAO, SINCE WHEN SCHOOL HOLIDAYS NEED TO STUDY? FUCK OFF LAH. YOU AND YOUR GAWDDAMN FUCKING NABEY RULES. YOU GO LIVE BY THEM YOUR FUCKINGSELF LAH. WHY THE FUCK YOU EVER BOTHER TO COME AND TELL ME, YOU FUCKING CHEEBYE FACE.

I DUN EVEN KNOW WHY I FUCKING BOTHER LISTENING TO YOU. YOU'RE SO FUCKING NABEY BIASED TO ME. YOU THINK I GIVE A FUCK? FUCK YOU LAH. SINCE WHEN YOU EVER BOTHERED WHERE THE FUCK I WENT? HELLO, IT WAS ME WHO PLANNED OUT MY ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE'S ROUTE. YOU THINK YOU FUCKING HELPED? FUCK YOURSELF LAH. PLEASE GO AND DO SOME FUCKING SOUL SEARCHING AND KISS YOUR OWN FUCKING FAT ASS LAH.

YOU'RE GONNA FUCKING DIE SOON LAH. DUN SAY I NEVER FUCKING GIVE WAY TO YOU OKAY. YOU DIE ALREADY THEN WHO THE FUCK CARES? I WUN EVEN FUCKING BOTHER TO FUCKING GO TO YOUR FUCKING FUNERAL LAH. LET THOSE FUCKING CHEEBYE SHITS SAY I'M UNFILLIAL. AIYAH, YOU DUN FUCKING CARE ABOUT ME WHAT. SO WHY THE FUCK SHOULD I EVEN CARE WHERE THE FUCK YOU DIE?

MARK MY WORDS. GOD WILL JUDGE YOU.

THIS ENTRY HAS 31 FUCKs.

To: g

g. i decided not to blog about you.

Its always me.

Hello world, its me again.

Jogging with Miss i'm-fappy later at HOUGANG. I think i've gona bonkers. Its hou-freaking-gang please. Aiyah, its alright. If it makes me happy then its alright. HOHOHO! My birthday is coming! 110DAYS MORE!! WHOOPIEEE!!!~ Everyone start saving!!

Oh, Tangy Goh Pei Shan better not smash cake on my face arh.

RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

I want to kill PHOENIX LUM!!!

-screams and bangs on walls-