Sick on Day 3 of work.

I took an sick leave today because i woke up with a fever and and line of dried blood under the lower lashes of my eye. I was horrified when i saw my eye in the mirror, and i thought i was dying. So i called my supervisor to tell him that i couldnt make it for training and that i would be taking sick leave. He was okay with it and i think he was half asleep, so yeah.

My cab went past Alfonso while on the way to the polyclinic, he saw me and waved like a mad ass at the traffic light. Thank God i didnt see him in the streets, or else i wouldnt know where to hide my face.

I didnt have to wait long for my turn to see a doctor. So lucky me. My doctor looked like Russel Peters! I swear please! I was staring and staring at him the whole time, and now that i think about it, he must have thought i was psycho.

Shit.

Thats so not good.

I left the place near 4pm and by the time i got home, it was 430. So i had to rush all over the place in my sick state and get myself ready to go out. I got to the MRT station and i met Imran. He was topping up his ez-link too. But my card was a bitch because it just didnt want to eat my nets. So i had to go over and do it the advanced way.

At least i had Imran to talk to during the whole ride, or else i'll fall asleep. I got to Orchard and met up with Neh and Xia at Far East. Neh and i both had problems with cash because we were waiting for our moms to transfer us cash. Neh's mom kept transferring 4cents over to her account because she didnt know how to use the transferring service.

When we both got our cash, we headed to buy my work shoes first. Then it was to everywhere to buy our stuff. I bought arm warmers for work! The air-conditioning is a bitch there. Ended off by going to Cass's shop to talk to her.

I bought another pair of shades!

Ate at Ljs. The counter staff was bloody rude. Neh wanted a Combo 1.

Guy: "Your drink is? Coke or ILT?"
Neh: "Coke."
Guy: "What size? Small, Medium or large?"
Neh: "Normal size."
Guy: "Your clam chowder want what size?"
Neh: "The smaller one."
Guy: "You wait five minutes, i send you your order."
Neh: *annoyed* "Okay."

Then he proceeds to walk off, leaving us at the counter staring at each other, amazed at how rude the guy was. He slamned the change into Neh's palm and walked away. I was kinda annoyed, but it was nothing compared to what Neh was feeling. Then came my turn. I told him my order firmly and nicely. He seemed to know that he couldnt fuck around with people like me, or else he's going to get a black eye. So he wasnt really that rude to me. But he did almost throw my change back at me.

I simply cannot believe how rude his attitude was. Even if you're having a bad day doesnt mean the customers have to go through your bad day with you. Xia went to complain for us and my order took like fifteen minutes to arrive. It seemed as though my fish needed to be caught and de-scaled before even arriving to the kitchen to be cooked.

Basket.

Day spoiler.

But i r is happy girl when thinking about i r's purchases. =)

Day 2 of work.

Have you ever felt like your fingers were going to turn into ice and fall off onto the floor?

My fingers nearly went into hypothermia mode today. I was dying please. I had my thickest jacket on (and mind you, its really very thick), and i still felt cold! I tried shoving my hands into my pockets but it didnt seem to work, not for long anyway.

I think i shall have to bring two jackets tmr.

We had to exchange our ICs for a temporary pass from today on, because of security reasons. So Reyton (floor captain) and i got our passes on the spot. Then Pat called me to explain that she'll be late and told me to tell Paladine, which i did. Then i went to put my bag into Ace's locker so that its not that troublesome for me.

I came out of the locker room with the intention of calling Pat to ask her how late she will be. But i caught sight of her at the Security desk with Paladine, so there wasnt a need to call her after that. We were standing around waiting for her to get her pass when we all realised that she didnt bring her IC out.

Which absurdly insane person above the age of eighteen does not carry some form of Photo ID?

Especially when we're working at a club, mind you. So Paladine had to call for help, if not Pat had to go home and get her IC. The rest of us were sent off to lunch whilst Pat's problem was being settled.

We all met back at Pure for our training. And i talked to Santos about his days in Liquidroom, because i'll go there once in awhile for Trance. We went through the rest of our training manual, then we all split up for Servers and Bartenders discussion. It was discussion all the way till it was decided that we go down to see the new place and layout.

I love the concept of Kandi bar!

I love love love it! It was so pretty!

Okay, i shall not spoil your first impression!

Come down and see it for yourself then! =)

Oh btw, Ace was like a Eskimo today. *beams*

And people still dun believe i'm eighteen. They tell me i'm 26. WOW.

First day of work at MOS.

Work was one tiring bitch today. I felt like dying.

First it was off to lunch right after everyone reported to work. Then we had to run back in the pouring rain to get back to Pure. I was shivering like a mad bitch and the stools that we sat on was a stupid idea, because you cant sit still on it, your jeans will keep sliding on it. I was quite annoyed the whole time.

It was cold cold cold!

But it was pretty fun, the training.

Its training all the way till thursday!

*and did i mention we get free levis?*

People i call friends.

I'm finally starting work tomorrow. YAY!

And one other thing that makes me annoyed whenever i think about it.

I know its a big deal working for MOS, but doesnt mean i'm the door bitch?! Even if i am the door bitch, what makes you people think i can let you in for free? You guys are just so blinded by your selfish gains to even bother the consequences that i have to go through if i "helped" you get in free and got found out.

Like wow!

Such great friends i have!

I'm seriously disappointed in you people.

MOS employed me.

"I think i'm going to fall down and die."

Five minutes later.....

I fell on the rain spattered footpath.

CHEEBYE.

Best of all, Szemin's face was a classic. She gave me a look of horror while i knelt there in the pavement and laughed.

Yes, i laughed.

And her designer bag got wet because i was carrying it and my hands were in a puddle. I felt kinda sorry for her bag, because i liked it alot and it cost her near $200 and i wetted it made it wet.

We went into Cathay to dry off and walk the rest of the way to Paradiz. Then Szemin decided to make me laugh. Have you ever experienced lift doors closing on you? And theres another person wanting to come in but the doors are sliding shut and the person just freezes there and stuns?

Sze min is one retarded being.

I walked into the lift first and some woman was pressing the Door Open button, but apparently she decided to let go and talk on her mobile. I was facing the other way and i didnt notice that Szemin wasnt in the lift yet. Then i heard, "EHHHHHHHH!" So i turned to look at the commotion.

I saw Szemins' astonished face with her arms stretched out in front of her while the doors are sliding shut and she isnt even in the lift yet. I hurriedly reached for the Door Open button and the doors slid open and Szemin got in. Then i proceed to laugh at her and her actions.

So i asked her,
Me: "Why couldnt you have pressed the button for the lift?"
SM: "I didnt think of it."

It was superbly funny really.

I cannot stand her sometimes, make me laugh till like that. And the reason why i was at the studio today was because Ms Szemin decided to have a panic attack on her tattoo's scabbing and insist that i come along with her to see Jo, just to ask if her tattoo is okay.

And she just refuses to listen to me, someone who has seven tattoos and multiple piercings. No matter how many times i told her that her tattoo is fine, she just panicks more. So we went all the way to Jo's just to hear him say that her tattoo is fine and its scabbing well.

Silly silly Szemin. Bimbo please.

Anyway, i went down for MOS's interview today. So thus, i am very pleased to announced that i'm officially part of MOS as of today. =)

Basically, the interviewer only asked one question. "When can you start work?" And then you had to fill up some forms and that was it. I went for full-time because i want to dedicate my three months of freedom to my job so that i can get a promotion faster. Apparently, their system of promoting is not really structured yet. So its easier to get promoted if you're working there.

But, the thing is that what i'm being paid currently matches only half of what i get back at Altivo.

BAH!

I shall make do with it for now. Anyway, theres nothing i can do about it. =)

OHMYFUCKINGGAWD.

I hate my hair now. The salon i went to screwed up my purple highlights. Instead of purple highlights, its copper red highlights. I feel and look like a chao ah lian now.

sHo eUu nOrT hApPiiEe nOwXzXsZx rIgHtZxZxS. gO cOmPlAiiN lAh. ii dUnCh cArE aBoUt wHaT eUu sAe.

Bored.

I'm bored to the extent that i'm wearing my new shoes and prancing around the house.

HAHA.

Shopping!

I. NEED. TO. STOP. SHOPPING.

CANT. DO. IT.

NEED. TO. BUY.

M.O.R.E!

I went mad today with Tangy. We went shopping!

I bought like two pairs of shoes and a red clutch. I think i'm mad please, like i've never liked wearing covered toe heels before. But i bought two today.

I r is mad.

I love my red clutch though. Its so me!

I spent like $53 on the three items and i'm left with $17. Now, where did the other $30 go to?

I'm colouring my hair later in the morning! =)

The look.

So apparently Tangy's friend, who works for Dior, is interested in me. But the turn off part is that he has a girlfriend who is very much older then him.

I r so not interested in you then.

And this is the conversation between Tnagy and her friend.

wild flower baby wild flower says:
I PRETTIER

fucked up effects says:
but i don't like u

fucked up effects says:
i like her

fucked up effects says:
she's hot

fucked up effects says:
sexy

fucked up effects says:
cute

fucked up effects says:
got tt look u know

fucked up effects says:
tt look

fucked up effects says:
wtf man

wild flower baby wild flower says:
what look

wild flower baby wild flower says:
hahahaaa

wild flower baby wild flower says:
sick

fucked up effects says:
eh i gtg come back talk to u again

fucked up effects says:
the damn i got to know her

fucked up effects says:
tt look

fucked up effects says:
i smile when i see her face

fucked up effects says:
don't tell ppl

fucked up effects says:
serious

wild flower baby wild flower says:
i go tell afiq

fucked up effects says:
and i laugh when i see yours

fucked up effects says:
kk

fucked up effects says:
intro

Now i have "THE LOOK." What the living fuck is "THE LOOK"? In my personal opinion, i think i look like crap please.

RAHHH.


Oh, and by the way, i've graduated from Northland Secondary as of 20th November 2006.

And i've just battled a humungus cockroach that was headed for my room. Fucking hell, i nearly flipped my chair. I ran to get the Bygon, but it doesnt work that well apparently. It just makes the cockroach run faster.

So spraying any insect is redundant.

Rah!

The thought of it nearly running into my room makes me shrivel up and die. In case you are wondering if i've gone mad or something. You just have to know that i'm fucking scared of cockroaches, thats it.

Sex

And yes its true that all men want sex.

Just the other day, i was at Far East. I was standing outside this shop looking at the studs when this random Shortfart came out and asked me if i needed help. So i told him i was interested in the necklace in the display. He went back in to ask about the price for me, and it was $140.

Then he asked me if i wanted to get any piercings, and i said i had enough. He asked me to show him what piercings i had and so i did. The first bomb came when he told me he was a piercer and that i should get an exotic piercing. He asked me to get my nipples pierced, as in double pierced making a cross. I think he's mad if he thinks i'm going to let him pierce MY nipples. Besides, why the living hell would i want to pierce my nipples for?

Its not like i check myself out in the mirror everyday and think that i'm so cool because i've got multiple nipple piercings.

RETARDED.

So he then decides to show me the piercings he has done, and i dun have a choice but look. He showed me a vagina that he pierced and told me he did it recently. I was quite appalled with the fact that he took a picture of the piercing with his damn phone. Then he decides to drop a second bomb by telling me that he self pierces. So i looked at him and asked if he pierced his own "brother", and my gawd, he actually self pierced his own "brother". He showed me pictures of what he did to his own sex tool and i found myself thinking what a short "brother" he has.

HAHA.

Okay, i'm quite retarded. I know.

So he went on and on about what the piercing is called and all. Then i realised that he had a new tattoo being done on his ankle. It was a chinchilla. It was fucking lifelike and pretty cool, but i wasnt about to tell him that. He finished rattling about his "superb" piercing skills and looks at me expectantly, as if waiting for me to tell him i want an exotic piercing.

I said goodbye.

HAHA.

I think he prolly just wanted to check out my tits. So what makes him think i'm letting him check my tits out?

Stupid pervert.

RAHHHH.

Anyway, enough about Shortfart. I shall tell you about this other fella.

He's twice my age and he asked me to go to a hotel for a date. So tell me what you're thinking.

Now, i'll tell you what i think. I think he's fucking trying to get into my pants, thats what i think.

Fucking desperate shit.

I was out with Szemin yesterday. I havent seen the woman in like four years since my expulsion from Sac. We met up because she wanted to get a tattoo. I brought her over to Visual-Orgasm, because its the studio i always visit and i trust Joseph's work. I swear Szemin is the most kan cheong spider customer i've ever gotten. She beats everybody down with arms tied around her back. (No pun intended)

I had her sit down in the sofa and check out all the tattoo magazines and books avaliable, so that she can decide what she wants. Meanwhile, i went into the back room to check out the situation. The moment i stepped in, i saw a familiar face from three years back. It was Deon, my first artist who did my first tattoo. I was quite surprised to see him in Visual Orgasm, but i didnt say anything.

So i went to check out Leslie's customer. He was re-doing his tribal work because the red ink didnt eat into his skin, so thus he had to get it covered with black ink. He was bleeding like a bitch and i went to get some tissue to wipe his blood off. He got a shock when i did that. I dun think he expected me to do things like that when i dun know him. HAHA.

I moved on to see what was Deon up to. Apparently he was doing a koi for this Bengbeng. I should have taken a picture of how the Bengbeng squirms when the needle touched his skin. Its quite hilarious and i laughed at him. And to make matters worse, the Bengbeng was whining away about how the tail of the koi should be initally. I couldnt stand him at all.

Jo was doing a Marilyn Monroe portrait for this guy. It looked very good. The price was also very good, i swear. We left the studio for awhile to have a late lunch. I was famished and dying at the same time. So we both made use of the time to go back into the past and talk about what we have been up to. It was quite fun!

Then it was back to the studio for Szemin's tattoo. She wanted a unicorn, to represent her reaching for her goals. And her unicorn turned out perfect, just perfect. But i think she ruptured the bones and vessels in my hand, because she dug her nails into my palm and boy, does it hurt!

Cut your nails lah woman.

She was squirming away when the needle hit the bone. I swear i thought she was going to flip out of the chair. I had to keep telling her to relax and to breathe. After it was done, she got up and went to have a look at it. The look on her face told me everything i needed to know. Everytime i see their faces after a session of tattooing is enough gratitude and motivation for me to keep on promoting the culture.

More than enough.

And i love Szemin's bag. I must get it!

Anyway, Szemin is one kan cheong spider. She kept bugging me about after care and whatnot. I swear i wanted to drop dead and die from the torrent of questions she threw at me. But i was pretty willing to answer her questions, so i'm contradicting myself.

So shut up Fiona. HAHA.

Leslie told his customer about my ankle and laughed at me. Stupid buffoon please. The ankle really hurt like a bitch.
I said hello to Deon and asked if he remembered me. Obviously he didnt, because he did my tattoo three years ago. So i turned and lifted up my shirt to show him my first. He remembered me at once and told me i look very very different from the past. And now he's working for Joseph. =)

7 signs.

7 people that makes me smile/laugh :

1) Dharamjeet.
2) Eddie.
3) Mark.
4) Junan.
5) Sister Joe.
6) The stranger who told me i was gorgeous.
7) Ernest.

7 things that makes me smile :

1) Handsome boys. (You also okay. DUN BLUFF.)
2) Jokes. (Must be funny ones. Then again i smile/laugh at everything.)
3) Remembering how people falling down. Or when i fall down. (This is fucking funny i swear)
4) Ernest and his theories.
5) Jean and her bimbotic shit.
6) Blogging.
7) Retards who say "Can make fwens?"/ "cAn i gEt tO kNoE eUu?" (Makes you wonder how desperate they are for fRwEnXx.)

7 ways to win my heart :

1) You drive. (Porche the best.)
2) You are taller then me. ( i'm 1.65m.)
3) You know how to make me laugh.
4) You like black at some point of time. (Best if you love black.)
5) You better be richer then me. (I'm tired of paying for guys.)
6) Be creative.
7) Try the impossible. =)

7 people i believe and trust in :

1) I pretty much believe in everyone except a certain someone.* Until you break that trust and belief then its goodbye.

*You know who you are.

7 things i hope to do now :

1) Start working. (I'ma workaholic see.)
2) Get my Phoenix and Praying hands done. (More details at Profile.)
3) Do up my portfolio for Mass Comm.
4) Visit Louise in US.
5) Pierce my cheeks.
6) Go shopping.
7) Sleep for 48hours.

7 things i do everyday :

1) Online Shopping.
2) Reading and writing blogs.
3) Listen to Trance.
4) Send/ reply messages.
5) Go out.
6) Check my emails.
7) Think of new tattoos to get.

7 people i want to see now :

1) Marie Louise Macabitas Geraldette.

7 people who should do this :

1) ADAM.
2) Louise.
3) Bedah.
4) Sam.
5) Vane.
6) Tangy.
7) Some fella, Daniel Wong. (You have me linked on your blog, but i dun know who are you.)

7 things i'm doing now:

1) Listening to Trance.
2) Looking at Tangy's designs.
3) Friendster.
4) Blogging/ survey.
5) Thinking of what to put here.
6) I seriously dun know.
7) Bah! Shall leave it like that.

Abstract from Cyn.

Read this.
Abstracted from Cyn's blog:

last night when Ivy slept over at my place, i couldn't sleep till 6am. Why, cus that fella hit my head with her elbow in the middle of the night and moved so much it drove me onto the floor and usually i'm the one kicking her down the floor but i'm sure we both know why i'm so compromising lah okay. so now i need sleep cus everyone's making fun of my eyebags, it's so dark and prominent, and not forgetting huge like fiona's tits (just to make my point clearer), the universe is in my eyebags. Yeah, and all these only mean that i need sleep even more.

The thing is, WHY THE LIVING FUCK IS MY TITS INVOLVED?!

ROARRRRRRRRR.

And i was just at Np just now. Apparently, Jason's friend who knows Bedah also, wants to get to know me. Hello?! I know i look old, but not that old surely?!

Accounts2 Os.

We were all late for our one hour tution today.

Somebody was supposed to meet me, but he only woke up at 9am when i called him. So i prepared my stuff and went out. By the time i got to the 969 bus stop, it was already 9.20am. And my tution is at 10am.

So i called Somebody and asked his location. Then i called Sher to asked her, her location. Apparently she was at the same bus stop i was at, just that she was at the other end. So i joined her and both of us looked ridiculous in full uniform, going to Tampines, when our school is like 10mins away from home.

Okay, that was quite redundant. So moving on.

We got onto a cab at 930 and picked Somebody up at Khatib then it was off to Tamp. We reached Tamp at like 945am. Its super cool to reach Tamp in 15mins, and we were the first ones there. Then the session started at 10am and ended at 11.

Its lunch and smoke break.

Then its cabbing back to school.

*excuse the shortness in elaboration. I feel fucking tired all of a sudden.*

Studied in school till it was 1350, then all of us went up. My neck was killing me, i swear. It hurt so bad that i felt like giving up the whole damn paper. Why cant them idiots make the chairs higher?! Anyway, i finished pretty much on time and i'm extremely confident that i'll pass. =)

However, there were some who didnt finish the paper because of bad time management and whatnot. One of my classmates broke down after everyone was dismissed and i was pretty put out because i had no idea what the fuck happened. Then i was told that she didnt finsh the paper.

Okay, i finished the paper on the dot even with my speedy handwriting. So i dun really expect alot of the others to finish on time either. But the thing was that she lost 35marks even before marking, just because she didnt complete Qn 4, 5 or 6. I also dun know how lah.

Just pray that everything goes fine.

4hours of Accounts for Os.

I AM ALIVE!

Okay, so heres the change of skin plus alot of new stuff added/ changed in the Wishlist and Profile.

I went for Accounts tution yesterday plus an extra two hours. So in total i spent like 4hours having tution yesterday. The girls were meeting up in town but i didnt have time to go down and meet them because my classmates needed me to teach them Accounts.

So yeah.

Everyone was kinda unhappy with Sher, because she was being quite the Queen Bitch when she taught people Accounts. She kept yelling and yelling at Chiming just because he didnt understand the adjustments. She is wrong to yell at others, but seriously i dun really blame her for yelling.

Because Chiming is one slow shit.

MASS COMM.

BAH!

I overslept and didnt go for tution. I am so dead because Accounts is in two days and i overslept for tution!

I want that A1 in Accounts.

And i hear that alot of people are going to skip the papers for Wednesday and Friday. I really wonder why they chose this class combination if they are going to skip the Accounts papers in the end. Its quite redundant isn't it?

That is beside the point anyway. Its their Os and not mine. I am super proud to tell all of you that i wasnt late for any papers, neither did i miss any.

I R IS PROUD OF SELF.

So i was talking to Adam online yesterday and he reminded me to get a portfolio for Mass Comm. I was thinking of going to ask for all my English compositions for this and last year, plus get a personal testimonial from my English teachers and whoever. I must get into Mass Comm.

Mass Comm!
Mass Comm!
Mass Comm!

Today is Bedah's first day at PSB. She called me just now and told me all about her class. The class has a grand total of SEVEN PEOPLE. 4 (minus her) are chinese, one malay and one indian. She's the only girl amongst all the guys. HAHAH.

Gaylord.

Work

Okay, i am bored.

Someone entertain me.

And i need to go and work soon, to feed Bedah and my never-ending shopping sprees.

Hello MOS.

Hello, i'm still alive even after Maths 1, SS, Chemistry, English and Physics.

I shall perservere and never say die!

Maths was okay while Social studies was the bomb because all the topics i spotted came out.

I r smart girl.

Chemistry was just plain maddening. I learnt three years worth of Chemistry in three hours. But in the end, nothing came out. How annoying.

English was a breeze. I even had time to do a double draft, as in the re-write the whole of my composition again in another perspective. I wrote about Dreams. Mark and i were happy with the question. =)

Compre was relatively simple, only that some brain juice was needed to rephrase sentences.

Physics was neither here nor there. I gave up six marks because i didnt understand what the question wanted me to do.

So yeah, thats it for now. =)

Your mother.

I've got one.

Your mother's so black, that her shadow got confused.

Beat that. =)

Blog's really going on a hiatus. I need time to study. No online shopping either, how saddening please.

RAHH.

I bought two pairs of jeans in two days. They cost a bomb, but i like! I'll be back okay. Meanwhile i've arranged for people to guest blog for me. So that you'll be somewhat entertained. Its not what you usually get from me, but make do okay. =D