Sunday, July 23, 2006

Back to Altivo.

I went back to visit Altivo last Tuesday. I took the cable car up with Jean because she had work. I went to Rock bar to see who's the bartender and i saw Ah Beng Ben! He got shock when he saw me because he wasnt expecting to see me at all, besides i seem to have changed alot in the six months that he hasnt seen me. I went over to Glass bar after that. Jackie and Cheewee were bartending there. Frank said i look very different also.

I went to smoke with Cw after awhile. He was like dying for a cig because he had to chiong bar that day. Altivo was short staffed and two of the bartenders were on off. I talked to Jack back at the bar and i was asking about his girlfriend. I got the biggest shock when he said that he broke up with her already. Then he proceeds to give me a second shock by telling me he's with Natasha currently. I was quite taken aback by both pieces of news. Its not funny when someone bombards you with two extremely big truths at one go. I think if i was old, i would have died of a heart attack.

I left at 9pm because i was kinda tired and feeling old again.

It has been one hell of a week. So many things happened. I am seriously tired of alot of things. Jean gave me one of her lectures when she found out what was wrong with me. I swear i got lectured a good one hour in sms format. I cried, as usual for afew days. I was pretty suicidal and i was ready to call SOS (Samaritans Of Singpore) for help. Inside, i needed someone to hear me, to listen to what i hve to say. But its just too bad you went and told me you were uncomfortable with everything. I lost that listening ear, or rather i began to fear telling you things. Its as if i was afraid to let you know how i felt anytime after that conversation. But its all over. I'm glad i didnt listen to what the people asked me to do. I followed what my heart told me to do and it worked. Oh well, at least we talked the whole matter out. Let time heal.

But still, i wish i could turn back time.

Sunday, July 16, 2006

i dun need you to tell me the colour of my socks.

Okay, hello. My comp died on me. So i have no choice but to look for anyone that has a lappy. Thanks God G has a lappy. So yippie! I'm here to blog.

First, i have to make a huge fuss. I went to school on Tuesday and i got yelled at by Yoonus and Mdm Ho. Obviously it was because of my horrendous attendance factor. So at 730am in the morning i got yelled at by two HODs already. Its such an achievement. So i thought i was gonna last throughout the day without getting another scolding or anything like that. But to my utmost horror, i met Chong in the canteen.

Chong: "Fiona! You come here!"
Me: -thinks of death and mutters SHITSHITSHIT! to self-
Chong: "What colour is your socks! You take out your shoe now."
Me: -takes out shoe with a laulan look on face-
Chong: "Why is your socks green?"
Me: "Because they are not white lah."
Chong: "They are supposed to be white."
Me: "But i dun have white socks and i dun wear white socks."
Chong: "Mr tan! You better come over."
Mr Tan: "What happened?"
Chong: -makes a huge fuss over socks-
Me: -gives a super laulan face-

She proceeds to move up and catch my shirt which had elastic bands in it. Then she sees my mole. Okay, if you're new and everything, i have a monroe piercing which looks like a mole. Then she askes me to take it off and everything. I swear she's being a cow. She always has a huff about every single thing. I think if it was any other person in my class, she wouldnt treat us like that. Stupid fucker.

Annoying bitch really.

I went out with the guys on Friday. But i forgot what we did. It must be that old factor in me.

On Sat we headed down to Baybeats. It was good, although i didnt exactly get to see who's who. I met a whole lot of people over at Cityhall! The bunch of us hung out at Esplanade till late. Then we went for dinner at MAkansutra. I waited like 25mins for my carrot cake. So there is no way i am going back there to eat anymore. Annoying shits. We smoked like mad at Esplanade and then we started walking to Plaza Sing. I swear if you ever join my group, you need to learn how to walk. ALOT.

Sunday, July 09, 2006

One Year Annversary, gothic butterfly.

I'm extremely pleased to announce that its my ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY today. Lets all commemorate my one year old Gothic Butterfly thats on my wrist. =)

Happy Inking everyone!

Saturday, July 08, 2006

Mel's place.

i got this off Cyn's blog. Its fucking power. I swear by it. I watched the whole thing twice. I wanna salute both the artist and the guy getting scarred.

I spent the whole day with Mel today. We were in bloody Clementi. I've only been there twice in my whole life. Once to take a bus to Ngee Ann and today was the second. I was supposed to go crash SIM today. But too bad i woke up late and everything. I wanted to meet Kelly at SIM, because i havent seen her in like three years. Mel tells me that she's chubbier and everything. So this i must see.

So i met Mel at Clementi at some random bus-stop. We sat at Mac to smoke then we went in to eat. I met Alina there! I havent seen her in like four years, like ever since i started getting suspensions in Sec One and expelled in Sec Two. So i was talking to her.

Me: "Alina?"
A: "Hey, i how long never see you already?"
Me: "I dun know. Pretty long. You're in SIM?"
A: "Yarh! YOU ALSO??!!"
Me: "YARH...No."
A: "What the hell. So where are you studying at now?"
Me: "Oh, i'm taking Os this year."
A: "At where?"
Me: "Northland Secondary. At some armpit of Yishun."
A: (she said something but i cannot rmb what.)
Me: "Yarh! You were quite anal last time what. Just because i bought same bball shoes as you, you got all pissed off and refuse to talk to me."
A: "I didnt know i was such a sucker."
Me: -laughs loudly- "NOW then you know!"


How intriguing. Its like going one round and smacking her back in the face. Super funny. But she was quite a good senior. I still keep that one note that she gave me, and that note is old please. Its five years old to be exact. I bet she thinks i threw it away already. But its still with me.

After Mel and i ate, we hung out outside. It was there that Mel asked me to ask 10 random passer-bys what a dildo is. I refused because it was simply mad to go around asking people such a question. Moreover, he bet $10 that if out of the 10 friends i call, if 3 of them say that they dun know whats a dildo, i win. So i called lah. I randomly called like 7 friends and three of them dun know whats a dildo. So technically i win right? Mel insists i cheated.

So the whole thing carried on until Mel got somewhat huffy and told me that he's betting $150 on me going up and telling the person what happened just now and ask if i was unfair or not. I was pretty willing but then again, its no kick. So he went on and on and on about me being a loser and that i cheated. I'm like what the hell.

We ended up at some random coffeeshop drinking greentea and eating rojak. Then Mel got a call from MINDEF. After that, he suggested going to his house. So i'm pretty much for it because i wanted a bed to sleep in. We took the MRT to CCK then transferred to the LRT. Then from Phoenix, we walked to his place. But we pit-stopped at some playground to talk cock and smoked. Ken called me at 2freakingAM in the morning to ask me to tell cyn that he aint going for Devils. I'm like what the fuck is wrong with him? Cant he call her himself? Fuck off. I dun live to serve you.

Then to Mel's house where i met his mommy. Okay, i was kinda relieved that i didnt wear anything revealing ytd. Imagine her face after seeing all my art?! Mad, i swear. So thank God i didnt wear anything revealing. I flopped onto Mel's bed and i was pretty ready to sleep. But the smell of him was driving my senses mad. So i was very much awake. He made me watch White Castle. Then he went to have supper and to bathe. I was floating to dreamland already then he kicked my ankle and asked me if i was sleeping. THANKS ALOT.

So i got up and watched White Castle while he packed his field pack or whatever its called for recall later in the day. Then he was ready to fetch this old woman home. We both got into the car then he drove the car out alittle. Then he did the funniest thing ever, i swear by my virginity.

He actually got out of the car and took the bags of weights to "chope" that parking space. I was smoking and staring at him from the inside of the car. I swear its the funniest thing i've seen him do. It made him look like a small boy. I laughed. Then he had to speed all the way outta the carpark. He insisted that i'm scared of his driving, so he proceeds to sway the car all over the road. Its not funny okay. I was sliding all over the seat.

He got thirsty at some point and he suggested going for a drink. We passed the 24hr drive thru Mac and got greenteas. Then we went to talk cock under my block until it was 530am. I wanted to post this ytd, but the one i call dad was being an absolute slut by yelling at me at 6am in the morning. I couldnt hear no nut because i had techno blasting in my ears. I was blogging halfway and i got so annoyed that i shut down everything and went to sleep.

Shucks to you piece of shit. -stomps away-

Friday, July 07, 2006

On a random Thursday.

7 Random Facts about myself

  • I hate people to touch my hair. Unless you're my brother, if not fuck off.
  • I own real Louis Vitton stuff. Bag $1.2k & wallet $700.
  • I know too many friends.
  • I have like a total of 53 pairs of earrings, at last count.
  • I smoke only Viceroy Menthol Lights. Okay, occasionally other cigs also.
  • I listen to Techno and Trance. Alot.
  • I like being pampered by guys. =)

Okay, i didnt fall asleep in school today which is nothing short of a miracle. Khalid was late today. So the whole class nearly went mad whilst waiting for him. When he finally came, he started going on and on about some cheem words. Then suddenly he went gay on us and said, "I like!". Thats like not funny lah. I wanted to burst out laughing but i controlled myself and my face went into spasms.

Then it was Accounts. She gave out certs to those that scored a A1/A2 for Mid-years. Obviously yours truly didnt get because i didnt sleep the whole night before the paper and there were some issues i had to digest. Oh well, i dun need her piece of paper anyway. Then, she was going on and on about how more then half the class should get that cert and she looked at me and told me that i should be getting As also. All i did was to give her a grin and look away.

Mr Yoonus didnt come today. His daughter took over. Its funny how he doesnt come and his daughter takes over for him. I mean, doesnt she have her own life? Shouldnt she be in Uni or doing her bachelor's degree or some random degree that i've never heard about? She seems really free to me. But i dun really care anyway. She gave us this worksheet on Venice and told us to finish it. All of us chiong-ed the worksheet. We had to write like a whole chunk of words and its positively drained us. Best part was that when i transferred classes for maths, i saw the answer sheet for the worksheet. I was like what the flying fuck?

Maths was a total bore. I wanted to die. Zy fell asleep and he had alot of patterns when he slept because he didnt want the teacher to find out. It was hilarious because it totally made my day.

PC was helluva fun. Ms Tang gave out coloured construction paper and the whole class went mad. It was as if we had to bid for the colours and the girls went mad over pink. I hate pink. We were supposed to write like individual goodbyes for Ms Tang and she will compile it into a scrapbook for herself. I dunno what i'm gonna do, but it sure will contain some shit. I've got like one week to think anyway.

Then it was Chemistry. Ever since the start of Term 3, this is the first Chemistry lesson i didnt sleep in. Will everyone please give me a standing ovation! Cheers! Oh well, i spend the first fifteen minutes of Chemistry laughing my guts out. I swear i'm gonna get six pecs when i die. Anyway, its all because of Mark and Eddie that i had cramps in my tummy muscles. First Mark made me laugh due to reason i for why. Then came Eddie.

Razila passed me this worksheet, i stupidly thought that the worksheet was mine. Then Eddie looks at the paper.

Eddie: "Eh! Thats mine."

Me: "No, its mine."

Eddie: "Its mine, it has my name on it."

Me: -looks at paper- "Erm, right. Here you go."

I swear i'm the dumbest person alive. Not only i failed to see his name, but i failed to see even the writings on the worksheet. But it was super hilarious and i started laughing. Mark and Eddie nearly died. They were complaining that their abs hurt. I was just laughing away. Then came the note passing. I have no idea whats with the note passing but it was hilarious. See, we were all given this notepad for Youth Day. Technically i'ma illegal youth so hell yeah. Solomon started writing things like "Italy will win World Cup!" and other various nonsense. Then he starts blaming it on Benedict when any random person askes who wrote the note. Ben is staring into space and he doesnt know what's going on half the time. So it was funny.

Then came the bomb. Joeven started writing things about Hidayah being Sexless and whatnot. When i read the note, the first thing i thought of was how mean these people are. After that, i started pondering what sexless meant. Joeven and gang insisted that sexless meant not sexy. I couldnt for the life of me make out what the fuck they were talking about. Doesnt sexless stand for someone being genderless? And then they told me they got the sexless thing off the Thesaurus. I laughed like mad. So after like three of the similar notes were passed around, they all started a new one. One that said "I love you Solomon. From Hidayah." Or something like that. I wanted to collaspe on the floor with spasms already. It was bad enough that i had cramps n my abs, but this was the bomb.

So after all the nonsense died down and Mark went for his Tamil Orals, Siva sat down behind me and we talked. She was asking me if i got any new art to show her. But i told her i didnt have any new ones. Then she asked me if i was gonna get any new ones, i told her why not? I wanted eight in the first place. Actually i wanted thirteen, but i think i'll run out of ideas before i get to the tenth. So eight it is. Then i started telling her about scarifications and the works. You could like see her eyes getting bigger and bigger after every detail i said.

HAPPY 17TH MARIE DARLING! LOVELOVE.

Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Viceroy's new packaging and NSS's Sick bay.

Okay, i've gotta take back my words about Viceroy being a bitch. All because Viceroy's BACK! YAY! I CAN SMOKE AGAIN. I swear SKL is nothing compared to Viceroy. But the new packaging for Viceroy sucks. I prefer the old one.
















Viceroy's new packaging!

I think they did something to the fags also, because i feel weird when i smoke the ones from the new packaging. And i'm not the only one either. Ernest feels the same. So i really wonder whats in the new fags. It makes me smoke less too. What the hell.

I havent been to school in two days. Head's being a bitch these days. I've been having migrains after migrains. Its annoying the fuck outta me. I didnt want to go to school and end up in the sick-bay, because the admin clerks in my school are bloody fuckers in the first degree. The second last time i was in there due to a really high fever, they practically yelled at me and asked me to sit outside. I was having a 39deg fever and i felt like a human slime, but there i was trying to check into the sick-bay and getting yelled at. Why? Its only because they didnt want to catch my germs and so i was told to sit outside. So whats the point of the SICK-BAY when the people who are sick cannot be sick in it? Why not just bulid an arcade with DDRs (Dance Dance Revolution) and whatever that they play with nowadays instead od the sick-bay?

I am seriously annoyed. This is one of the reasons why i never show them any respect whenever i'm in the General Office. Another reason is that they are always so impatient when dealing with the students. So for no apparent reasons, students get scolded for nothing. So i never saw the point in going to the sick-bay, even when i'm sick.

Okay, gonna go offline soon. I'm tired after all the studying i've done. I'm dying seriously.

Monday, July 03, 2006

PS

Viceroy is being a bitch. I dun give two fucks if its male or female. But i swear Viceroy's being a bitch. I've been a great fan of Viceroy since i dun know when. Now, the thanks i get is that they've stopped productions for Viceroy and that resulted in me not getting my favourite Viceroy Menthol Super Lights. Can you just imagine my annoyed face? I'm seriously fucking annoyed. Its like everymuthafuckingwhere i go, theres not even half a pack. Okay, since when they sell in like half packs, but WHO CARES?

Its the best cigs to smoke.

The bomb of all bombs. Majority of my group smokes Viceroy. So now we're left hanging. I had to go to SIX 7-11s to find ONE PACK. So imagine my discomfort. Best of all that was 3days ago. Now, theres none everywhere i go. Okay, i didnt intend to rhyme at all, so dun critisize me.

I'm one annoyed bitch. You'll find out why later.

Two days ago, on Saturday. Part of the group met up to chill out. I still had Viceroy then and i was a happy bitch. Neh just got her allowance so she went on a spree, buying like everything that she saw. Then we went to chill at Ljs while waiting for the rest to turn up. Ljs was being another slut okay. Whats the point of having a outside area when you cant smoke? It weird to the max. I was pretty ready to pull the table and chairs over to the open air area and smoke till i drop. Then Ken came, he was walking towards us and i turned to look at him. I started staring behind Ken because i saw a handsome boy. My heart started beating faster and i was like having mild hyperventilation, i swear. It was Mitchell lah! He fucking handsome boy please. I think i fell for him that night. As in like for one night only.

Handsome boy please. He wore this formal shirt with jeans and leather shoes, and his hair was like all neat and nice. Fucking handsome boy please. In case you're new and shit, i have a fetish for men that wear formal stuff.

Then Shiak and Baoyi came along and that was the whole bunch of us. We all smoked near Ljs's railing and then Neh suggested clubbing. The whole bunch of us walked to Boat Quay and i got them into Rav. Then we went to eat because Gab complained that he was hungry. We waited like fucking long for our food.

Me: "Dajie, wo men de shi wu ne? Ni men yao qu hai lao hai xian shi ma?"
(Sister, wheres our food? You all haven go to the sea and fish yet arh?)
Her: "Dui bu qi. Wo men hen mang, shuo yi hui yi dian jiu."
(Sorry, we're busy. So its taking longer then usual.)

Then the food came and we all ate. Baoyi left first then Neh. She ggff lah. =) Gab and Sheila were leaving soon. So it was down to Shaik, Ken, Mitch, Mel and me. The four of us went into Rav to watch soccer and drink. Brazil fucking lost. Thank God i never bet. Mel, Mitch and i left to eat breakfast while Ken and Shaik became gays. The three of us were sitting by the river when we heard like alot of tables and chairs slaming onto the floor. We looked up and saw like a whole lot of indians fighting like mad. Tables and chairs were flying, policemen were running to the scene. Then we saw like five cop cars and half the group got handcuffed and brought back to the station. Madness i swear.

We walked past the scene and it was sheer madness. Tables and chairs lay broken and there was like blood on the floor. So we were strolling past when the policeman asked us to walk faster because he wanted to take pictures. The three of us accelerated immediately. We walked back to Rav where we saw like another lot of policemen outside Desire. They raided the place and came out with one guy. Then he got up the van and Rav got raided next. It was the night for raids please. Ken and Shiak joined us and we left to take the bus home. I was fucking tired.

Then on Sunday, i met up with Mel at Far East for dinner. I was late because i was still searching for Viceroy and no fuck place has it. I was really fucking annoyed. In the end, i bought SKL Cherry Menthol. Its not bad a cig anyway. I met up with Mel and we went for cutlet rice at L5. I was about to sit down when i turned and i saw SUE YUHUI. I havent seen her for three fucking years and now when i'm about to have dinner with Mel, she appears. How interesting. So i went over to talk to her for while and i finally got to pinch her fat cheeks. Then she left after awhile.

Mel and i left after eating and i was asking if we should walk to PS. He gave me the have-you-gone-mad face and i stunned for like three seconds before following him to the bus stop to wait for a bus. Once we got to PS, we met up with Mitch, Baoyi, Shiak and Ken. We chilled at Starbucks and talked. Then Jean arrived and brought a whole entourage of people with her. The whole bunch of them sat down together with us and we all talked for while. We got chased after awhile because Starbucks wanted to chain the chairs together. Numbskulls.

So we all decided to be anjedis and sit right smack in front of the entrance. Then Jean's group left and Mel also left to fetch his papa from the airport. So the five of us went over to Cathay to check out the place. It was boring to the max, so we decided to play hide and seek. Ken was the catcher and the rest of us went to a different level each and hid. I hid behind this wooden door and prayed that no one would find me. After like ten minutes, i heard Mitch calling for us to come out and leave the place. Apparently, something happened.

Both Mitch and Shaik saw a face staring at them. Ken heard someone coughing and sniffling. Mitch waved to this girl who looked like Baoyi when he was in the elevator. I was the only one who didnt see anything, and i'm the one with the gift.

We left the place and played games at Dhoby Ghaut. Then Mel came with the car and we all went to Bencoolen to eat. It started raining damn heavily and so we all went home.