Tuesday, January 31, 2006

The official invite.

HAPPY CNY EVERYBAHDEE!!!


Since its CNY, it sure brings me much closer to my 18th birthday! To celebrate that, i've gone and booked a chalet to PARTY! So basically theres an invitation list. BUT, because i've estimated the huge amount of arrivals for my chalet, so thus i'm forced to ask those that are going to pay a SMALL sum of $10 each. Its inclusive of alcohol and food, so dun be afraid that theres no food. RSVP by the 10th of Febuary. ALL OF ALTIVO IS INVITED (*except for eddie =S )
DETAILS.

Where: Coasta Sands Resort.
Time: 6pm till late. ( you all can sleep on the beach)
Food: Basically BBQ stuff. ( CONFIRM halal.)
Drinks: Non-alcoholic = Coke/7-up/ water. Alcoholic = *edit Absolut Blue ( Sorry, no Chivas. Fucking ex.)
Cover Charge: $10/per person.

WARNING:

GATECRASHERS WILL BE THROWN OUT OF THE RESORT. PLEASE DO NOT SELF-INVITE YOURSELF. THIS IS NOT A PASAR MALAM.*


Then again, if you arent notified to go for this event. Please call me and clarify your invite. =)

*Presents are a must.

Saturday, January 28, 2006

The vintage dress.

My 18th is in less then 22days. I'm scared to turn 18. It seems like sucha old age to turn. And it doesnt make me feel any better when people actually think that i'm like 22-27 years of age. Wth seriously.

So its shopping again with Huiwen and Shuxin. We had tons of fun trying and trying and trying clothes. It was self-murder really. I was so tired that i wanted to faint. Huiwen bought this dress which i picked out. Its really nice and it suits her. Its white with this pink piece of sequined cloth on the chest area. She bought it after Shuxin and i said it was nice. Then we moved on and went to this earring shop and Shuxin bought Oscar (Sesame St) earrings.

The most expensive purchase came after that. I walked into Valerie's Corner in search of tops for Huiwen. Then i found this most stunning dress in my life. Its bloody nice. So i took it to try.

WALAU EH.

Its sibeh the fucking nice lah!

I wear that dress then i dun need to wear any lingerie already. But must wear nipple stickers, because the cloth covering my boobs is sorta transparent. So if you ever go clubbing with me and i wore that, dun be surprised.

Someone told me that he will nosebleed. YARH RIGHT. What bullshit. But i love the dress anyway. It cost a bomb but who cares?

The vintage dress.

My 18th is in less then 22days. I'm scared to turn 18. It seems like sucha old age to turn. And it doesnt make me feel any better when people actually think that i'm like 22-27 years of age. Wth seriously.

So its shopping again with Huiwen and Shuxin. We had tons of fun trying and trying and trying clothes. It was self-murder really. I was so tired that i wanted to faint. Huiwen bought this dress which i picked out. Its really nice and it suits her. Its white with this pink piece of sequined cloth on the chest area. She bought it after Shuxin and i said it was nice. Then we moved on and went to this earring shop and Shuxin bought Oscar (Sesame St) earrings.

The most expensive purchase came after that. I walked into Valerie's Corner in search of tops for Huiwen. Then i found this most stunning dress in my life. Its bloody nice. So i took it to try.

WALAU EH.

Its sibeh the fucking nice lah!

I wear that dress then i dun need to wear any lingerie already. But must wear nipple stickers, because the cloth covering my boobs is sorta transparent. So if you ever go clubbing with me and i wore that, dun be surprised.

Someone told me that he will nosebleed. YARH RIGHT. What bullshit. But i love the dress anyway. It cost a bomb but who cares?

Bus 857

I took 857 with Huiwen yesterday after one long kick-ass day of shopping. Halfway through the ride, both of us realised that the bus wasnt moving at all. It was just stationary right there at the bus stop before the expressway.

Everyone was staring at one another and checking their watches. Then suddenly this Bangala (Bangala 2) spoke up and told everyone that some other Bangala (Bangala 1) was drunk and verbally abused somebody. But from where i was sitting. I couldnt see ANYBODY that looked even close to being the one that was verbally abused. It didnt help that i was sitting in one of the front seats. What are the odds.

So then i got so pissed off that i started annoying everyone within range with my annonying 20 questions.

ME: "Eh! What happened arh?"
Bangala 2: "Dun know arh. This guy is drunk or something. We(?) called the police already."
Huiwen: "HUH! He died already or what?!"
ME: *giggles* "Eh! Dun say until like that can?"
Huiwen: "What!? Correct what, he never move also."
ME: "But dun have to say until like that what."

ME: "Why not just CARRY the idiot and THROW him off the bus?"
Everyone stares at me.
ME: "Correct what. He drunk then he's bloody problem lah! Why should i suffer because HE'S drunk?

After like five minutes...
Me: "Dude! You called the police already anot?"
Bangala 2: "Yarh. called already."
Me: "I think you never tell the police the location properly."
Bangala 2 stares at me.
Me: "You better faster call back and tell them hor! Wait they catch you. And you're wasting my time."

Passengers around me, all nodding their heads.

Me: -loudly- "I dun get it. WHY the hell are we all MADE to wait here when it isnt any of our business?
Passenger 1: "Yarh! I agree. What a waste of time." -checks watch-
Me: "WALAU EH. you think i very free to wait and see police catch the idiot ah? Just throw him off the freaking bus and let's get a MOVE ON."
Passenger 2: -nods head-
Me: "Why cant we just drive to Yishun Interchange first then all of us get off and you (bus captain) can fetch this asswipe to Yishun Police Post? That solves everyone's problem."
Passenger 2: -nods head more-
Me: "See, if we drive on, the idiot also cannot run away what. Its not as if he will go and jump out of the window. The window also cannot be opened what."
Passenger 1: "Precisely!"
Me: "Just get a move on lah. You are bloody wasting my time. If you dun move, i'm gonna sue this bus and driver till Tibs got no more money."
Everyone stares at me.

After another five minutes...
Me: "WALAU EH! I'm gonna seriously lodge a complain to Trans Island and make sure this bus cannot fetch anymore passengers." -folds arms-

Passenger 1 & 2 goes to the front of bus to confront the Bus Captain.

The Bus Captain also never give us, the passengers, any explaination whatsoever. I was so pissed off please. Its such a waste of my freaking time. Then the Bangala 1 happily sleeping on the seat please.

Bus Captain: "Okay! -waves arms- You all can get off the bus now! This bus is out of service!"
Me: "You gotta be FUCKING JOKING ME PLEASE."

Bus door opens and everyone gets off.

Me: "WALAU EH. I'm going to complain."

I took a cab back to Yishun with Huiwen and i marched straight to the Bus office and demanded to see the Operations Personnel.

I'm very displeased with the type of Bus Captains you have! I took the 857 from Suntec today and it was a horrible ride! Firstly, something happened in the bus. Some Bangala got drunk or whatnot and another Bangala called the Police. Then your Bus Captain DID NOT give us any information or expaination pertaining to the situation. I was seriously displeased with the fact that YOUR Bus Captain WAS NOT the one telling us, the passengers, what was happening and why the bus decided not to move. He gave the dirty job to some Bangala worker who was not even part of Trans Island. Your Bus Captain MADE us all wait a good TWENTY minutes before he decided to tell us to get off the bus AFTER he was confronted. Then NO complimentary tickets were given and NO APOLOGY AT ALL. What kind of bus drivers do you have in your company? Is this how you treat your passengers? It didnt make things better when i had to flag a cab from the kerb at the START of the Expressway! I demand compensation for my cab fare and an apology from your company for such an outrage.

Then the Operations Personnel apologised to me and asked me to fill up some feedback form so that the complain goes all the way to their head office and they will do a through investigation for me.

I think that i'll never want to take 857 already. Its bad enough that i had to share the bus with roaches, but this? Noway man. I'm not taking this lying down.

Wednesday, January 25, 2006

My birthday details.

My birthday is coming! YAY!

But i'm just afraid of my officer calling me and confirming my probation in the beginning of Febuary. That will just spoil all my plans.

Details:
ENTRY BY INVITATIONS ONLY.

18th-19th Febuary.
Sat and Sunday.
2D1N.
Coasta Sands Resort at Sentosa.

How to get there:
Take the blue line from the Visitors Arrival Centre. Get off after one stop.

Alcohol: Vodka.

Invitations will be given out soon. =)
Anything else, i'll update again. =)

Hairy wantsa go Rav. What are the odds? HAWHAW.

Sunday, January 22, 2006

The dreaded weighing machine.

I decided to get on the dreaded weighing machine just now. Then i got off and realised that i REGRET that decision i made. So i went to the toilet to do my stuff.

WHAT?! CANNOT GO TOILET MEH?

Then i went back to weigh myself again, just for fun.

KNN.

I dropped TWO freaking kilos.

Thats not funny. So i hopped onto the machine again and its still two kilos down. So i can deduce that shit weighs two kilos, or rather mine weighs two kilos. Since it does, then all of us should go and shit right before a H&W session. HAWHAW!


I was wondering why do we all go "stead". I'm not against being attached but i do find it funny that we MUST all have girl/boyfriends at sucha young age. And NO, i'm not being a old maid thats left on the shelf. I assure you that i do have suitors. I know of a friend that has 14 ex-boyfriends to date. She knows who she is, -winks. Apparently her answer to my question was that if i didnt try out different guys then i wouldnt know how guys think.

YARH RIGHT.

I diagree. Why? Its only because i think its a silly question that has silly answers. See, lets say you're a guy, (If you're a guy, stay a GUY. Dun go changing genders in my blog) and you fell for this girl you met somewhere.

SO WHAT DO YOU DO?

Give her flowers? Get her number? Ask her for her hand in marriage?

Being the typical guy, you'll probably ask her for her number first, then proceeding to SMS her every single night and flood her inbox with all your crazy bearbear, good nights and i love you messages right? After which you'll start asking her about her daily routines till you can practically remember what she is is doing at the moment even without asking her. DUH.

After that? Ask her if she wants to be with you?

Lets just say she said yes to your request, ( i refuse to call it a proposal) and you promise to love her forever & ever and plus give her the stars. Then two weeks into the relationship and you made her cry because your "brothers" say that you do not spend enough time with them and you vent your frustrations on her because of that. HOW? Then will you be the one thats gonna comfort her and say all the sweet mushy words or apologies? Or are you gonna break up with her just because you dun have time to spend with your "brothers"? What's it gonna be?

Then again, if she says no? Are you gonna plead and beg (in sms format) asking her to give you a chance to let you care for her? How far are you willing to go?

I had this one friend that borrowed money from me so that he could take this girl out. (I forgave that guy already, this is just a example) I was freaking turned off but still i lent the money to him. But isnt it obvious to me( the lender) that you're not able to financially provide for a girl even for a DATE? "Oh i dun have enough for a date." you say. Then why dun you go bloody save up for ONE FUCKING MONTH so that you can bring whichever girl you want out to Ritz just to have dinner? Then again, that might prove to be impossible to you because of the way you plurge your allowance on senseless things like buying WARCRAFT books and Xbox games.

Speaking of Warcraft books, i find it extremely senseless to read the book when you play the game itself. I mean, what's the difference? One's paper and the other has a screen?

Okay, i'm digressing. I shall shut up and go away.

Friday, January 20, 2006

One freaking long day.

I went for SP's open house yesterday. I swear the whole place was so darn freaking hot. Its as if they had mini suns installed all over the place. It was so hot that we didnt even feel like walking around. Russell wanted to head over to T2, so we all went along. So we walked and walked and walked from T15 to T2. UTTER MADNESS PLEASE. SP is so freaking huge that it took like half an hour to walk all the way to T15 from T2. We nearly died upon reaching T2. The best part is that T2 GOT NOTHING TO SEE. Everyone was like WTF!!!!???

So we walk walk walk all the way back to the convention centre. Then i decided that i wanted the goodie bag. So i went around asking where i could get one.

WAH!

The people like not SP students like that. They dun even know wheres the place to get the goodie bag lah! I was pretty much irritated already, but then i saw FREE DRINKS! Okay, its not that i'm very cheapskate or anything like that. But if got FREE drinks you will also take right? DUN BLUFF!! So after that i gave up on the search for the goodie bag. Then we all went to the cafe to chill out. The whole of second floor was empty, so all of us happily want to sit down when we realised that the flooring near the seats had TARZAN ANTS scuttling around. WAH! Run for cover please!

So in the end, we all sat outside in the blistering heat. CANNOT TAKE IT PLEASE. Then some of us went into the cafe to buy stuff. I saw OREO CHEESECAKE and i couldnt resist, so i bought a slice. To the hell with the fats in it. I say dun have means dun have. The cake kept getting stuck on my stud and it was freaking irritating to not be able to eat cheesecake properly. ARGH!

We left SP after that because we couldnt take it anymore. All of us went to have dinner at CWP Pastamania. I left earlier to meet up with Jeanieboo. She came over to my place and waited for me to change and go out. She obviously had fun at my place, with my shawl and my lightsticks.

So we left for Harbourfront asap. Cheewee and Ben was dying of hunger already. So i had to get food to them asap. We took the cablecar up to Altivo. Jean kept pressing my boobs lah. She said that it was soft.

YOUR BOOB VERY HARD MEH?

So we got to the kitchen and i went round to the main bar to tell Cheewee that the food was in the kitchen.

CW: "Eh, you better faster take one packet to Faber Rock."
Fiona: "Huh? Why?"
CW: "Ben's dying of hunger."
ME: "OH."

So Jean and i ran over to Faber Rock and we got drinks on the house. WHOOPIEE! Ben's the best! Then we went over to main deck and ordered more drinks and finger food. Cheewee joined us later when he finished his work. So we had beer.

Logan came to Altivo with Nathan. I missed Logan like mad. So i gave him a big hug. So they sat down and had MORE BEER. I cannot take it already so i decided to go back. Cheewee and Jean came with me and shared a cab.

Then Jean slept at my house because she was house-less for the night. =)

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Ben's birthday

Ben's Birthday on 15th January.

I was supposed to blog about this earlier. But i forgot and i was too busy.

BUT.
NOW.
I.
CAN.


HOHUM!!

I had to first go and get Bedah from Clarke Quay because the stupid woman decided to go DRINKING with Aron Farhan, which was a very bad choice because both of them arent good drinkers at all. Jason called me and i had to go around asking people to lend me money just because i lost my freaking POSB card. I realised that even thou people whom i know work already but still dun have money. HOW ANNOYING.

So i finally managed to borrow some from Evil twin. Seems like the only people you can count on are your twins. Seriously. So i got into a cab and reached Cine. I had previously arranged to meet Bedah, Jason and Aron there. I got there to see Bedah sitting on the floor and i got this sudden impulse to kick her ass. But i obviously didnt kick her ass. I got pretty worked up for like five seconds because i didnt like seeing her like that, and moreover she could have been caught by the police. SIXTEEN IS CONSIDERED UNDERAGE WHAT. Okay, i'm contradicting myself considering i've been drinking like mad since i was 16.

So we waited around for my colleagues to arrive. Then headed to meet them at Kbox. Wah! The room we got was super-duper-the-extremely-the-big please! We all happily jump onto the sofas and got comfy. Ben and Lennon were both serious in discussion about the drinks. Serious, i show you.
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SEE?! They were so engrossed in the menu that they didnt even notice me till the flash went off. Men and alchohol. TSK. You should've seen Lennon's face when he realised that i took his photo. Super Kodak moment please. Then Ben had to start drinking away when the drinks arrived.

In a blink of an eye, Ben's face turned fucking red. Its like (what's that Figurine called?) GUAN GONG please. Then i heard that he threw up in toilet already so he stopped drinking. Then he fell asleep on the sofa! Funny please.

Then things started to get hot. Nut climbed onto Jack and they were kissing away like nobody's business lah. I watched them and i think its like a movie you know? A KISSING MOVIE. Dennis came in with Qianfeng and another girl. The sonofabitch left WITHOUT her.

The nerve of that he-bitch.

He left Qianfeng there and she got herself drunk and then she cried like mad in one corner. Its like even i felt her agony please. All i can say is that i got it better then her because he actually got together with her and then broke up with her. I didnt really like go into anything so i'm kinda glad that i didnt sacrifice anything just to be with him. So its kinda sad for her lah. Siince she like gave the relationship her all. She actually took me for her love rival when i didnt mean to be a threat to her. HAHA!

Dennis has this disgusting habit of bringing us girls up to the stars and dropping us like a hot brick when we fall for him.

THE MEANIE.

So Lennon gave her some advice outside Cine. I dun think he knew what he was saying even. He was telling her something halfway then he turned around and shouted for me to shut up and proclaimed that i was drunk. Then he proceed to SCOLD ME for being drunk when i wasnt.

LIKE WHAT THE HELL?

First of all, i DID NOT drink alot. All i drank was basically green tea chivas or beer. I DIDNT HAVE ALOT TO DRINK EITHER. Then when i decided to drink lemon barley, i got SCOLDED by Mr Lennon Tan again. He proclaimed that i kept my promise and that i WAS NOT drunk. Then he change his storyline and SCOLDED ME AGAIN for being drunk, ON LEMON BARLEY I TELL YOU. You should've seen my face then. I think i was like Justice Bao. Basketballs please.

Mr Lennon Tan go and force my papa to drink until he vomitted all over the carpet in Kbox please.

SI LENNON.

Everytime go out MUST make someone drunk one leh. SO BAD RIGHT.

So everyone left in cabs, till there was only Jean, me, Bedah, Jason, Lennon, Ben, Rachel. Then Ben sat on the railing outside Cine and FELL! He fell into the grass! FUCKING FUNNY LAH! I laughed like no tomorrow PLEASE! Jean and me then lent him a hand and got him out of the grass. I'll remember the scene till i DIE.

So my dear Ben Lam. ITS A VERY HAPPY 23RD BIRTHDAY TO YOU. *smuckz!*
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Hugs and Kisses from Yours Truly.

Tuesday, January 17, 2006

MONSTER.

I feel as if theres a monster on the inside of me. Its waiting to burst right outta me, like sausages. Okay, dun ask me why i said sausages because i dun really know myself. I'm having a fucking hard time coping with school and eerything. Not to mention that i lost a six-year friendship. I'm tired on the inside. I dun know what to do. All the frustration is setting in. This is taking me nowhere. I shall now attempt to do a What-I-Want-To-Score-For-O-Levels chart.

English: A1
Maths: A2
Chinese: A2
Accounts: A1
Comb. Humanities: A1
Comb Sciences: A2

So that brings me to a grand total of NINE points.

WAH!

I'ma gonna be a nerd now?

Its like everyday when i finish school, i just feel like dying on my table in class. I'm so fucking tired most of the time that i dun even feel like shopping.

SHOPPING LEH.

See what kind of a monster i've become? MONSTER!

The clubbing fever has hit me. For the past two weeks, i've not been clubbing at all. I've been singing club songs and moving to invisible beats. I'm like short of getting up and dancing around the class already.

ENOUGH.

This wednesday i shall go. I cannot take it anymore. I need to see Jeremy also. I havent seen him in like 2348595 years please. I miss his hugs and kisses.

OKAY.

Too much sharing. Go away.

Sunday, January 15, 2006

Long survey.

The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly! - A Survey of Your Life
* So Basically... *
Name?:Fiona.
Age?:NEARLY 18.
Sex?:SO CRUDE. i'ma female.
Birth Date?:19Feb. BUY ME PRESENTS!
Hair Color?:Brown. HAHA!
Eye Color?:Brown.
Height?:165. Go away NIGEL/wenjie and all you crazy tall people. DIE!
Weight?:66kg.
Body Type?:huh. Voluptous?
Piercings?:10.
Tattoos?:FIVE and growing.
What are you wearing right now?:DUN TELL YOU. hur.
Hair style at the moment?:long, side parting.
* Favorites *
Soda?:NO. Peach tea. Less ice, not so sweet.
Food?:I cant remember.
Drink?:PEACH TEA LAH.
Alcoholic Drink?:Chivas/Vodka/Margarita/Frustration/Waterfall/Flaming Lamborgini.
Time of day?:3AM.
Season?:Anything's fine.
Day of the week?:WEDNESDAY. Ladies' Night.
Song at the moment?:Some clubbing song. I like!
Band/Artist?:Christina Agulileria.
Book?:I read anything seriously.
Subject in school?:English. A1. *beams*
Place in the USA?:Huh. Dun care lah.
Place outside the USA?:Dun care.
Color?:Black!
Style of clothes?:Sophisticated.
Store?:Topshop/Dorothy Perkins/Warehouse/FCUK
Mall?:Wisma Atria.
City?:No perference.
Website?:Where you're at.
Magazine?:Seventeen/CLEO/FEMALE/ELLE.
Kind of pet?:Dogs/Pigs/Rabbits.
* Worst *
Place to be?:School.
Class in school?:No class is the worst.
Time of dayr?:7am.
Season?:None.
Kind of pet?:Cockroaches.
Drink?:Unsure.
Food?:Unsure.
Mall?:Unsure.
Store?:Cheapskate shops like those that sell PINK CHEENA AH LIAN CLOTHES.
Style of clothes?:CHEENA AH LIAN type.
Celebrity?:Ashlee Simpson.
Color?:PINK. ew.
Book?:-
Type of music?:Common Techno.
Website?:CHEENA AH LIAN BLOGS.
Magazine?:-
* Daily Life *
When do you get up?:

When i feel like it.

What is your first thought?:"Shit, today got school anot?"
What do you do first?:Check my phone.
What's your usual outfit?:Sophisticated/ Smart casual
What's the first class of the day?:It varies.
When does school end?:2 freaking PM/
Do you see your friends?:Duh.
What do you do when you get home?:Die on my bed. Or die at the door.
What time do you go to bed?:Never before 3am.
* Do you...*:
Brush your teeth daily?:Duh.
Brush your hair daily?:Duh.
Shower daily?:Duh.
Sing?:Yeah.
Dance?:Hell yeah.
Party?:Hell yeah.
Get drunk?:I try to excercise self-control.
Have sex?:No. Maybe in the near future.
Read books?:Yeah.
Listening to music a lot?:Yeah.
Read magazines?:Yeah.
Go online a lot?:You bet.
Stay on MSN all day even with an away message?:Yeah.
Have a religion?:Christian. =)
Have an IPod?:Nope.
Want an IPod?:Okay.
Have a Girlfriend/Boyfriend?:Maybe? Not telling. =)
Play an instrument?:Yeah, RECORDER.
Get sick a lot?:No.
Watch TV?:No.
Like MTV?:Yeah.
Like VH1?:What's that?
Like the History Channel?:If its on mummies and pyramids.
Have Digital Cable?:Yeah.
Have more than 500 channels on your TV?:No, who watches that much channels?
Listen to the radio?:Yeah.
Still use your CD player?:No, but i have five.
Stalk people?:NO. Dun mention the S word.
Have more than 200 buddies on your Buddy List?: Yeah.
Have dial-up internet?:No.
Have AOL?:Huh?
Know HTML?:Yeah, abit.
Have a GPA higher than 3.9?:I hope so?
Get H's in honors classes?:A1 counted?
* Music *
Do you listen to Rap?:Yeah.
R & B?:Yeah.
Blues and/or Jazz?:Sometimes.
Classical?:Sometimes.
Pop?:Yeah.
Country?:Sometimes.
Emo/Scremo?:Sometimes.
Heavy Metal?:Sometimes.
Christian?:Yeah.
Techno?:No. Esp common ones.
Reggae?:Yeah.
Broadway Musical songs?:Yeah.
Oldies?:Yeah.
* In A Boyfriend/Girlfriend *
Hair color?:Anything except for PINK/purple/blue/green.
Eye color?:Any.
Tattoos?:Not full bodied kind.
Piercings?:Not the full face plus extentsions kind.
Favorite Music?:Anything except for TECHNO.
Style of clothing?:Sophisticated.
Body Type?:No fat ones.
Personality or Looks?:MUST have humour.
Would you go out with someone just for their money?:NEVER. But my friends have told me to do so before.
Do you go on "Pity Dates"?:NEVER. I PITY ALREADY, still go out?
Does size matter?:Yeah.
Do they have to be popular?:No.
Does the guy ask the girl or the other way around?:I'm fine. But i dun like to wait. So usually i'll ask.
Where do you go on the first date?:Movies? Dinner?
Kiss on the first date?:Yeah. Maybe.
Sex on the first date?:Nope.
* Right Now *
Do you think you look good right now?:Yeah.
Are you eating something?:No.
Are you drinking something?:No.
Are you interested in anyone?:HAHA! Yeah.
Are you talking on the phone with someone?:No.
Are you talking face to face with someone?:No.
Is anyone at your house who doesn't live there?:My grandma.
What song are you listening to?:Clubbing mix.
What are you watching on TV?:CSI NY.
What other websites do you have open?:My blog and Friendster and Fridae.
Why are you taking this survey?:Dun know.
Where are you going to post it?:Blog. Like duh.
What are you going to do after this?:Do homework.
* What do you Believe? *
Do you believe in ghosts?:Yeah.
The afterlife?:No
Aliens?:No.
God?:Yeah.
The devil?:No.
Heaven?:Yeah.
Hell?:No.
Scientology?:No.
Hinduism?:No.
Buddhism?:No.
Christianity?:Yeah.
Taoism?:No.
Judism?:No.
Jesus?:Yeah.
Nothing?:Useless.
Reincarnation?:No.
Yourself?:HELL Yeah.
* Randoms *
Have you been on an airplane before?:Yeah. Six times on one trip.
Where were you going?:China.
Have you been to another country?:Yes, duh.
Have you ever went to another country with your friends?:Yeah. Kota Tinggi.
Have you ever partied in another country?:Yeah.
Have you ever went on a roadtrip with your friends?:Nope.
Ever stayed online more than 10 hours straight?:Yeah.
Pretended to like someone just to get popular?:NEVER.
Talked about someone behind their back?:Yeah.
Had someone talk about you behind your back?:Duh..
Been in a fight online?:Yeah.
Been in a fight face to face?:Yeah.
Gotten yourself involved in a fight that wasn't about you?:No.
Been called a bitch?:If i got 10cents evertime someone called me that, i'll be a millionaire by now.
Been called a slut/whore?:Some as the above.
Been to Australia?:No.
Do you like snakes?:I'm alright with them.
Ever cried to get your own way?:No.
Ever broken a bone?:No.
Ever had to stay in the hospital for more than a week?:No.
Ever had serious surgery?:No.
Ever looked a porn online?:No.
Ever went to one of those "adult" stores?:Yes.
Ever bought clothes at Walmart?:No.
Ever gotten clothes from the Salvation Army?:No.
Ever paid more than 100 dollars for a pair of jeans?:No.
Ever been on stage for any reason?:Performance and to sing.
Ever been in a play?:Yeah.
Ever been in a choir?:EX-Choir member.
Ever been in a band?:Nope.
Do you play, or used to play, an instrument?:Yeah, RECORDER.
Gotten a Brazilian Bikini Wax?:Nope, but i want to.
Waxed your eyebrows?:Nope.
Waxed your legs?:Yeah.
Cut yourself shaving?:Yeah.
Have you ever died?:I thought i died.
Was this survey an good at all?:No.
What time is it right now?:22:11pm

The men survey.

YOUR IDEAL PARTNER
1. State whether your partner is a male or female.
2. Write down your 8 requirements of your ideal partner.
3. Tag 8 other people and notify them that they are tagged.

1. MALE. i'm straight. WHAT? CANNOT MEH??!!

2. The 8 ideal requirements
  • HUMOUR.
  • Height.
  • authority figure.
  • Older. (Then again i'm fine if the guy's younger. 1year younger MAX)
  • Intelluctual.
  • HUMOUR.
  • Sexy.
  • Confident.
3. Do the quiz!
Uh, whoever that reads this?

Friday, January 13, 2006

Another survey.

25 People You Know and 75 Things You Know About Them
Name 25 people you know, in random order, off the top of your head.
Don't look at the questions before you put the names down!!!
1: Bedah
2: Cynthia Chu Ching Man
3: Cheewee
4: Lionel
5: Jean
6: Kelvin
7: Ben
8: Viona
9: Logan
10: Nut
11: Jena
12: Louise
13: Jack
14: Dennis
15: Rudy
16: Lennon
17: Jacline
18: Tangy
19: Margaret
20: Tanya
21: Maxim
22: Jeremy
23: David
24: Tiffany
25: Bob


Now answer each question honestly and to the best of your ability.

What's 23's favourite colour?:
Unsure. I never go and ask.

Who did 16 last go out with?:
His girlfriend, Rachel. Or was it Kelvin?

Would you date 2?:
OMG! We went out shopping and pool-ing before. FUN!

Would 9 & 3 hook up, or have they ever?:
EEEEEEEE!!!! GAY!!!

Does 13 have any piercings?:
Not that i know of.

Do you have/have you had a crush on 5?:
Nope, she's my clubbing queen thou.

Rate 1 on a 1-10 scale of cuteness.:
HAHA! 7.

Are 23 & 7 friends?:
They've never met.

What city does 11 live in?:
She lives two blocks away from me.

Have you stayed the night at 21's house?:
NO! For what?

Who is 18's best friend?:
Margaret? Chester?

Do you know any secrets about 20?:
She used to have a crush on J_____!

Would 10 & 22 be a good couple?:
HAHA! Will never happen. I know why!

Is 17 openly gay/bi?:
She's straight.

What religion does 15 have?:
Muslim/ Islamic

What do you REALLY think of 19?:
She's bonkers.

Would you trust 4 with a secret?:
With my life. He can keep a secret. LIOOONNNEEELLLL!

Do you know 25's parents?:
Erm. No.

Do you think that 6 is hot?:
He's not hot. But he dotes on me.

Do you have 8's phone number?:
No, dun know why also. Never bothered to exchange i suppose.

Describe how 12 dresses.:
Like a guy? Shirts and jeans.

Describe 24 in three words.:
Petite, AIYO!, cute.

Would you ever kiss 14?:
HAHA! If its possible. =)

Would 10 & 24 be a good couple?:
So lesbian. NO.

What is 3's favourite animal?:
His dick i guess. I dun think he has any animals.

How did you meet 15?:
He was the Captain in my workplace. Now he's a Supervisor.

Would you visit 22 in the hospital?:
YES! DUH. I'll cry like a bitch if anything happened to him.

What would you do if 16 died?:
Cry like hell.

What would you do if 7 had a baby?:
Laugh my ass away. BEN'S baby.

Do you think you'd be invited to a party held by 17?:
Yes. Duh.

Is 1 your best friend?:
Sumwhat.

Is 25 actually someone you know well?:
No, not really.

Do you love 4?:
I love him like how i love a brother.

When was the last time you spoke to 8 in person?:
On the 31st?

Have you had drinks with 13?:
Yes, Chivas.

Is 16 on Myspace?:
He dun have so much time to do such things.

Does 19 skateboard?:
If she did, i'll laugh my ass off.

Have you dated 21 or any of their exes?:
NO!

When was the last time you called 20?:
Long ago.

Have you ever given 11 a hug?:
You bet. She's my favourite.

Have you cried in front of 12?:
I think?

Does 14 know how to draw?:
YES! Doremon.

Does 10 like children?:
Unsure. Sometimes?

Is 6 over the age of 18?:
He's 23.

Does 2 own a dog?:
Nope.

Do you know 16's best friend?:
Kelvin lah.

Name one attractive thing about 15.:
His lameness.

What is 18's middle name?:
Pei Shan.

Does 9 like your favourite band?:
Yep.

Have you seen 23 in a swimsuit?:
No. But it'll be hot.

Can 6 play an instrument?:
Unsure. Never been to his house. He can sing like Jay Chou thou.

Where did you meet 15?:
Mount Faber. Altivo.

Do you think 13 and 7 should date?:
SIAO. CANNOT LAH. Both also got Girlfriend.

Who is 20 going out with?:
God.

What would life be like if you had never met 5?:
I'll be lost. Things would never be the same.

Where was the last place you've gone with 16?:
Clubbing at Rav.

Have you ever had a crush on 21?:
No! He's like my brother.

Has 25 been to your house?:
Huh? No, but he has been drinking near my house.

Have you seen 7's bedroom before?:
Hell no.

Does 18 live in another town than you?:
Huh, she lives in Hougang.

Is 16 single?:
He's attached.

Has 1 ever borrowed money from you?:
Hah! More like i loan her without her asking.

Have you ever met 14's grandma?:
NO, but i've seen his momma's picture.

Is 3 one of your exes?:
If only he was. He's hot.

Can 16 sing well?:
Like shit.

What is 23's favourite movie?:
Dun know.

What country is 12 from?:
Philipines.

Does 19 like country music?:
I think she's fine with it.

What did 22 dress up as last Halloween?:
Trust me, i'll love to know.

Does 12 have a computer?:
Yeah.

How much older or younger than you is 24?:
Two years.

Do you think 10 is pretty/handsome?:
She's hot.

What was the last reason 2 went to the hospital?:
Unsure. To visit Heriandy.

When was the last time you saw a movie with 20?:
How many years ago please. Johnny English.

Has 8 tried sushi?:
I guess.

Does 11 smoke?:
Nope, and i think she never will.

Will 6 ever go out with 22?:
HOW FUNNY!!! THATS LIKE JOKE OF THE YEAR!

Thursday, January 12, 2006

The survey.

01. HAVE YOU KNOWN THE LONGEST?
Xuelin. We've known each other since Nursery.

02. DO YOU ARGUE W. THE MOST?
I'll love to argue with Hau and call him a CB face.

03. DO YOU ALWAYS AGREE WiTH?
Jean.

04. iS MOST TRUSTWORTHY?
Jean. NOT KELVIN.

05. iS MOST HONEST?
ME. i'm straighforward remember?

06. ALWAYS MAKES YOU LAUGH?
BEN LAM and VIONA!

07. iS ALWAYS GOiNG OUT W. SOMEONE?
Kelvin! HE what woman also want.

08. TALKS A LOT?
Eric! GPS!

09. iS MOST SENSATiVE?
Vena?

10. iS THE MOST UNiQUE?
ME.

11. HAS THE COOLEST HOUSE?
Rachel. I love her house. Roaches and all.

12. HAS THE COOLEST CAR?
Jack! His car got curtains!

13. iS THE SHYEST?
unsure.

14. iS THE MOST OUTGOiNG?
me.

15. iS THE MOST PERFECT?
God.

16. iS THE PRETTiEST?
CCM.

17. iS THE FLiRTiESt?
Not that i know of.

18. iS THE SWEETEST?
Jackie, Lionel and Kelvin.

19. HAS A BAD ATTiTUDE?
Mr HAU wins hands down.

20. iS THE CRAZiEST?
Oh Shiyi Siti Bedah

21. iS THE MOST GULLiBLE?
Vena.

22. iS THE TOUGHEST?
Bear?

23. HAVE YOU NEVER SEEN CRY?
Lionel. Kelvin. Ben. Cheewee etc.

24. HAS TOLD YOU THE MOST SECRETS?
I hear everyone's secrets.

25. HAVE YOU TOLD THE MOST SECRETS TO?
Jean and Bedah.

26. HAS THE MOST SCREEN NAMES?
Bedah lah.

27. iS THE GiRLiEST?
Jacline.

28. iS THE MOST TOMBOY-iSH?
Cherish

29. iS THE SHOPOHOLiC?
ME, Jean and Tiffany. We swipe cards without blinking.

30. iS ALWAYS THERE FOR YOU?
Bedah and Jean.

31. HAVE YOU TALKED TO LAST?
Jean.

32. iS THE MOST LiEKLY TO GET MARRiED FiRST?
Cheewee, because I say so.

33. iS THE MOST LiEKLY TO BECOME FAMOUS?
Unsure.

34. iS THE SMARTEST?
Pavitra?

35. iS THE DUMBEST?
DUMBO!

36. iS THE CUTEST?
CHEEWEE! LIONEL!!

37. iS MOST LiEKLY TO COME OVER TOMORROW?
huh, nobody lah.

38. iS THE SLUTTiEST?
Syidah.

39. iS THE LOUDEST?
haha! yours truly.

40. iS THE MOST ARTiSTiC?
Tangy.

41. DANCES THE BEST?
some girl i met at a club. she has so many different styles that she dance 17 songs STRAIGHT. Grinding: Jean.

42. iS THE NiCEST?
Nut!

43. iS THE MOST HELPFUL?
Jackie.

44. iS MOST LiEKLY TO DiVORCE MORE THAN ONCE?
Joel? Once already.

45. HAS THE PRETTiEST WRiTiNG?
Russel. He's writes better then a girl.

46. iS THE MOST FASHiONABLE?
CCM.

47. iS MOST LiEKLY TO LiVE iN THE CiTY?
Unsure.

48. iS MOST LiEKLY TO GO ON THE REAL WORLD?
Unsure.

49. iS MOST LiEKLY TO BE RiCH?
ME! I climb ladders fast.

50. iS THE MOST CONFiDENT?
ME.

51. iS THE BiGGEST BiTCH?
for me to know and for you to find out.

52. iS THE PREPPiEST?
hmm. uh huh.

53. iS MOST HYPER?
Me, when i'm high. Bedah when she's mad.

54. WiLL YOU STAY iN TOUCH WiTH WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Bedah and Jean.

55. iS THE MOST ANNOYiNG?
PENGBO. The f*cker.

56. HAS THE MOST MONEY RiGHT NOW?
Me, i guess. According to Vena.

57. iS ALWAYS AT HOME?
how i know?

58. CAN YOU NEVER GET A HOLD OF?
used to be Bedah.

59. LAUGHS THE MOST?
Me.

60. iS THE MEANEST?
Lionel. He wanted to wrap a bottle of coke/7-up/Pepsi for my birthday.

61. iS MOST LiEKLY TO BECOME A DOCTOR?
Louise.

62. DO YOUR PARENTS LiEK THE MOST?
My parents dun know my friends. Maybe Bedah.

63. DO YOU ALWAYS CALL WHEN YOU NEED ADViCE?
Bedah/Jean/Cheewee/Kelvin.

64. GiVES THE BEST ADViCE?
Cheewee and Kelvin for BGRs and Studies. Bedah for shopping and tattooing, Jean for the rest.

65. ALWAYS ASKS YOU FOR ADViCE?
like everybody?

66. ALWAYS SENDS YOU CHAiN LETTERS THRU EMAiL?
NOBODY, because it turns into spam.

67. LiVES THE FARTHEST AWAY?
Lennon i guess. Pasir Ris.

68. LiVES THE CLOSEST?
Jena. JENAAAAAA!!!

69. iS MOST LiEKLY TO BECOME AN ACTOR?
Dun know.

70. iS MOST LiEKLY TO GO ON A ROAD TRiP ACROSS THE COUNTRY?
ME.

71. iS THE MOST ATHLETiC?
Margaret Sac.

72. iS THE MOST LiEKLY TO SUCCEED?
Everyone?

73. MOST LiEKLY TO BECOME A PRO AT A SPORT?
The people who play sports lah.

74. HAS THE BEST HAiR?
CCM!

75. HAS THE PRETTiEST EYES?
William.

76. CAN TYPE THE QUiCKEST?
Snowman. Fast sial.

77. CAN DO A BACKFLiP?
Erra.

78. HATES THE MOST PEOPLE?
Mr Hau.

79. GETS ALONG W. EVERYONE?
Ziyong.

80. WiLL BE A PiMP/PiMPETTE?
Cheewee.

81. WiLL BE A TRUCKER?
Dun know.

82. iS MOST LiEKLY TO BECOME A LAWYER?
Weiling.

83. iS MOST LiEKLY TO HAVE THEiR OWN TV SHOW?
Viona. She's an entertainer.

84. WiLL RUN FOR PRESiDENT?
Unsure.

85. iS MOST LiEKLY TO EAT A WHOLE CAKE?
BEN LAM! Hungry ghost.

86. OWNS THE MOST POLOS?
Used to be me. But i dun wear them anymore.

87. HAS THE BiGGEST FEET?
Nigel lah.

88. iS MOST LiEKLY TO DO ANYTHiNG FOR A MiLLiON DOLLARS?
Who wouldnt want a million dollars?

89. iS ALWAYS ON THE PHONE?
Jack lah. He dunno talking to who please.

90. iS THE YOUNGEST?
Cherish i think. 29th December.

91. iS THE OLDEST?
PAPA JOEL! He's 33.

92. iS THE QUiETEST?
Nobody i know is quiet.

93. iS THE FUNNiEST?
Ben and Eric. Viona.

94. iS MOST LiEKLY TO BECOME A FASHiON DESiGNER?
Fatin.

95. OWNS THE MOST PAiRS OF EARRiNGS?
Yours truly. I never get enough of earrings.

96. iS THE MOST SPOiLED?
Vena i guess. YES?

97. iS YOUR BEST FRiEND?
Jean?

98. iS LiEK YOUR SiSTER?
Tangy.

88. ALWAYS BACKS YOU UP NO MATTER WHAT?
Bedah and Jean.

100. WOULD DiE FOR YOU WiTHOUT THiNKiNG?
You tell me.

You.

Every little thing that you say or do. I'm hung up, on you.

You make the stars shine so much brighter.
You made the darkness go away.
You made the world seem so much better.
Your sweetness made all the difference.

But it'll never last. You're ready to settle down. I've yet to turn 18 even. Even if i ignore everything just to be with you, things would still be difficult.

I dun know. I can give up everything. But will you do the same for me?

Theres nothing that i like more. It's just you.

Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Chinese

i hate chinese.

why?

because i hate it lah!

Mdm Ho's my teacher. Shit. No offence to her. I know she's a wonderful teacher and everything. But i cannot follow what she says! Then she set us homework. A 300 word composition on the Yellow Ribbon Project.

THE YELLOW RIBBON PROJECT I TELL YOU.

How to write?

Then she comes and tells us that we've to include at least FIVE freaking proverbs in it! I have problems reading chinese and she wants me to WRITE CHINESE PROVERBS. I'm gonna die in her class please.

HELP.

SAVE MEEEEEEEEEE.

Then during Maths class, i wanted to kill myself whilst doing the bloody sums that she set us. I think and think until my brown locks of hair are gonna turn WHITE. Thats not good you know. Then it didnt make my hair feel any better when Ms Kumari proclaimed that the worksheet we were doing was classwork and that we had HOMEWORK LAH.

BASKETBALLS.

Then we did all that we could and the BELL RANG!

WHOOPIEEEEE!!!!

No homework because we couldnt finish the classwork!

Then came Geography. WAH! The class was fucking overloaded with people please. 45 to be exact. We didnt even have enough chairs to go around. Not to mention tables. Then it was so bloody noisy somemore. ML couldnt take it and she shouted at us. She obviously didnt say nice things but then again, nobody really bothered to listen to her. =)

Okay, i need to go and start on my chinese compo now.
BYE!~

Sunday, January 08, 2006

Tribute

Tributes to all of you for 2005:

Oh Shiyi Siti Bedah:
Your name is now oh-so fucking long. HAHA! I still remember the Anti-Fiona club and all the rubbish you ever did to me in 2005. But fuck it, its the D in us that makes us that way. You know i still love you even after all of that. The time where i brought you to do your very first tattoo and you got hooked? Now its like you have a 3in1 tribal and a INK-ED on your own skin. I'll always remember you because you're the only one that was steady enough to go tattooing with me. It has also made you my tattoo partner. =) The time where i did my girl on my shoulder and you were the first one to appreciate her after she was drawn. You waited for 4hours just for me to get my girl done. Your patience is truly a virtue. I still remember the time where i brought you clubbing and you sat there like a woodblock because you werent used to such environments. But you relaxed in the end because you drank ALOT of Chivas that made you throw up. Thanks bedah, for everything that you are. =)

Tangy Goh:
**post removed by author because person said that they werent friends. =)

Jean Aw:
I still remember the first day that we met, 11November. I just started working at the Altivo. It was a ESPN event and we were both assigned to the same team. Your piercings attracted me and i went over to ask you about them. We didnt talk much for the rest of the night but something about you seemed different. Its been two freaking months and i'm still very proud to have you as a friend. You introduced me to clubbing and now i'm addicted. You're sucha hardcore alchoholic and i'm becoming one too. I still remember the time when we went to Devils and i got like fucking drunk on beer. You supported me all the way till dunno where and i only woke up at the Bencoolen prata shop. The time when i made you angry and we did some serious "tabletalk" outside Rav. The grinding that you like to give when i dance with you. ( i sound freaking LESBIAN here.) The way you say "cheebye" and "stupid piece of shit". All of these added color to my two months of friendship with you. Oh, and the time when you went to pierce your tongue at Stege and it swelled up like a whale? My gosh, that was horrible. You couldnt even talk properly and you whined for like 3days straight. But its all just you yourself. Guess what? It you that i love and not anything else. =)

Heriandy B Halid:
Hello lover, i'm gonna miss your bright bright smile. Remember the time when i got the Chairman position? You sat beside me and assured me that i was going to get it. I was gonna cry because i didnt know how to deal with it and you gave me your shoulder. But i still got the position in the end. You supported me throughout the WHOLE six months that i was Chairman. The times that i broke down and told you that i wanted to give up, you were the only one who encouraged me to get up and to finish what i started. You gave me encouragement even when you had problems of your own. Its your unselfishness that made you the sweetest guy friend i had. I'll never forget what you've done for me and i'm here to tell you that i appreciate all of it. I still recall the time when someone bastard you and that someone left you feeling bitter and sad. I didnt know how to comfort you because i wasnt supposed to know. But i'm glad i did go up to you and said what i got to say. You overcame the hurdle in the end. I miss the hugs that you gave because they were full of warmth and love. I miss of of that and i will miss you. =)

Kelvin aka Xiaobai:
I remember hating you because you were the only bartender that didnt smile. Your face made me not want to talk to you till the Baker Oil tools event. The bastards were harrassing me and i made a joke about you being my big brother and that you'll settle everything for me. Your face broke into a wide smile and that made all the stupid harrassing he-bitches go away. You doted on me the most and i know that. You made everything better for me even though you're very "jian". I remember the time when you were the bartender at FR and there was a 10pax coming in, you had this "wth" look on your face and you asked me to tell them to go home. I laughed and laughed. Then remember the day we went to Kbox to celebrate Rachel's birthday? You're so bloody kaypo because you kept asking about me and Dennis. But the fact that you bothered to ask made my day. You taught me how to go about in asking Dennis out and i'll never forget that. We even took a picture together, which is sucha mirache because you hardly ever take photos.I still remember that you cannot memorise your own handphone number and you had to resort to saving it in your phone. I find that very funny, especially for you. The times when i broke out in uncontrollable laugher and you pointed at me and said :"There she goes again." I remember all of that and you bet it made my day.

Jack Ling aka Jackie:
You're the sweetest out of all the bartenders because you have so much patience with me. I had to be the Barmaid for Skydining the other time and it sucked because i didnt know what to do. You made it all so easy for me because you walked to and fro oh-so many times just to make sure my bar was sufficiently stocked up with Moets and juices. I remember the time when we went clubbing at Rav and you showed me how Malaysian people dance in their clubs. It made me laugh like mad. The way you danced on the dancefloor made me laugh too. You made sure that you were gentle with me even though you knew how rough/ violent i was. Thanks Jackie, for the sweet gentle you.

Ben:
I still remember you telling me to not study so much and become a "liu lang shen" (wandering spirit) like you. You said that studies werent important at that time. But in the end when i had to make my decision in whether i should go back and take my Os, you encouraged me to study as much as i can and do my best. I remember the times i laughed my guts out at you because of the rubbish that you came up with. The pink earrings and whatnot. You made me roll on the carpet laughing in my toga and Miss Teh was just around the corner. The things you did that made me laugh were endless. The "B" necklace that you wanted me to get for May when her name didnt even have a "B" in it. These funny memories i will bring with me till i die please. Take care Ben, all the best.


Short words.

Viona:
You and me share almost the same name. Your sense of humour is of such innocence and it always makes me fall over with laughter. The wine glass with the lipstick mark was enough to last me five years. All the best to you Viona. We'll meet again.

Jacline:
I've always thought of you as a vase till Kelvin said that he's interested in you. But your impression in me changed because i found you to be someone that can think for herself and can be "automatic" enough to be independent. Stay happy Maitai. I'll see you around.

Lionel:
Oh well, what can i say? YOU WAX YOUR FACE RIGHT? HAHA! okay okay, shall not poke fun at you. Lionel, you've always been this gentle guy that never hesitates to help out even when you're tired and you feel like collasping. Its this virtue in you to be so unselfish. You're like this brother to me Lionel, and i'm not hitting on you. I'll see you when i go clubbing/ Kbox. YOU BETTER BE THERE.

Cheewee:
The metrosexual one. You're this super older brother of mine that has a degree in Sexology. -rolls eyes- whatever. But you're been someone that can be serious enough for me to consult when i'm facing a decision of whether i want to go back to take my Os. You encouraged me to go back and take my Os and gave me the no-nonsense face. Thanks Cheewee, you've been the deciding factor in all of this.

Dennis:
You've been a sucha sensitive guy that i've known for the past two months. The smell of you drives me crazy. You made me crazy about you for that one month and i gave up on you on the 31st, because i found out that you just got attached. I felt like crying but i didnt in the end. I told Jean that if you felt happy with your girl, then i'll be happy for you. I'm gonna miss talking to you Dennis. All the best.